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ok fine im in for the pastry ball i guess E: My amusing insult is that the person who I shall be brawling with never knew, but their parents never loved them and I'm sorry some Asian dude in a completely different continent at another timezone who has never seen them had to tell them this. Maybe they should reevaluate their lives and consider if such a knowledge would enrich their lives or make it worse. They should try to prove my insult would not belittle them and try to strive for the best, always. But for every single success in their lives they would have this little nagging feeling that "yo your mom&dad never loved u lol" was the whole reason they worked so hard and so far. And every success hinged on this line. And they would have to live with knowing that this line defined their path and destiny. Every step they take was because "... lol" by someone they never met. sorry yo your mom&dad never loved u lol The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 03:32 on May 24, 2016 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:50 |
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09:40 Kaishai Ooh, Rhino, if you're going to potato you should try to potato in the Wednesday slot. 09:40 Kaishai Wednesday's child is full of woe. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?????? in
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:56 |
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I'm in a plane and will have limited network. I allow the first person to quote this to choose for me the relevant senses for WednesdaySitting Here posted:WEDNESDAY GOONS HERE IS YOUR FLASHRULE
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 06:39 |
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quote:Prompt http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=4826&title=What+We+Say+to+Each+Other+When+We+Can+No+Longer+Talk The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jun 20, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 06:27 |
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PREVIOUS STORY FIGHTING MUFFIN WHO SOMEHOW ALSO WROTE A STORY INVOLVING A BOMB
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 06:30 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:MEGABRAWL ROUND 1 ----------------------------------- http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/brawls.php?story=410 The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Jun 20, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 17:30 |
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Chili posted:making GBS threads cat
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 08:46 |
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magnificent7 posted:I submitted something.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 01:16 |
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magnificent7 posted:It's a goddamn step. That's the only thing that matters in your spoiler Ed post.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 01:22 |
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Cereal is not a staple breakfast of the non-white- homogenised society. First person to quote this gets to choose one for me. In.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 03:56 |
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Ironic Twist posted:Count Chocula. Benny Profane posted:In celebration of your non-breakfast-cereal-oriented morning repast traditions, your story need not feature literal Count Chocula cereal. However, your story should include a main character named Count Chocula. sweet
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 04:31 |
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Benny Profane posted:In celebration of your non-breakfast-cereal-oriented morning repast traditions, your story need not feature literal Count Chocula cereal. However, your story should include a main character named Count Chocula. Word allowance 1400 incl milk --------------------------------------------------- E: http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=4865&title=Only+Cosplayers+Left+Alive The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Dec 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 04:13 |
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will Cosmic Horror be the new Magic Realism?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 06:57 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:WEEK 205 RESULTPOST
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 05:02 |
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Tyrannosaurus posted:
in with I DOCUMENTED A MUSLIM HIPSTER AND DIDN'T STOP THEM FROM FELLATING POL POT
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 02:39 |
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Just got an emergency meeting call. Will not make it but may submit later in the day. ok bye
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 02:42 |
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My meeting just ended so I guess I'll post the disqualified story later for redemption. in the meantime please assign me a punk story to write thanks
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 08:19 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:My meeting just ended so I guess I'll post the disqualified story later for redemption. in the meantime please assign me a punk story to write thanks E: http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=5026&title=+I+Documented+a+Muslim+Hipster+and+Didn%92t+Stop+Them+from+Fellating+Pol+Pot The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Dec 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 10:18 |
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Thranguy posted:Magmapunk ???????????????????????????
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 02:37 |
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Thranguy posted:Magmapunk The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 06:59 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I bet 99% of you won't even see this post, but to those who care, reply in the comments with "judge fast, fast judge" and you will be blessed with prosperity and many stories.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 04:23 |
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Ok am in lull at a bad long meeting. Will write real prompt post later. Many thanks to judges of previous week for choosing my story, your crits, and everyone E: REAL PROMPT POST WRITTEN UP Okay thank SkaAndScreenplays posted:IN: with RUSTPUNK You can enter with your rust punk this week if u like with the [see prompt post below] caveats The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Sep 7, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 05:43 |
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WEEK CCXIII: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE Do you remember a time when the Western pop world decided that, to help solve poverty forever in other non-Western countries, they were going to form charity supergroups and sing songs which are awkward, self-flagellating (or flaunting) and usually not great to listen to? And they didn't really help those countries ultimately, even though Bono and Bob Geldolf said so? And those music represented nothing about those countries/cultures whatsoever? I still have a copy of the 2001 What's Going On at my parents' place and I don't even recall who it was supposed to help or whether they got that help anyway (A: it was for AIDS programmes in "Africa and other impoverished regions") ANYWAY this week, you don't get to form a Thunderdome Writer Supergroup, because it has already been done, but: PROMPT Do two (2) things when you sign up: A. CHOOSE A GENERAL MUSIC GENRE quote:Alternative B. CHOOSE A CONTINENT YOU DO NOT CURRENTLY RESIDE IN quote:Asia After that, I will assign a (hopefully obscure) MUSIC SUBGENRE and a COUNTRY/STATE/REGION to you and you may write as you see fit. FAQ Q: Dear Rhino, I know you are sad and smart and therefore, there must be a catch which disqualifies my story about a struggling (but very cool and absolutely not me) artist trying to succeed in a [SUBGENRE] full of [POPULAR GENRE OF REGION] sheeple. Am I correct? A: Yes, I'm indeed very sad and smart. Q: Dear Rhino, the subgenre you have chosen for me is actually not obscure at all, very much unlike what sweet dreams are made of. May I choose my own stupidly ridiculous and obscure subgenre? A: GO NUTS Q: Dear Rhino, I am an Internet attorney at law and since you said "write as you see fit", I can just set a guy listening to [MUSIC SUBGENRE] in [COUNTRY/STATE/REGION] doing something completely unrelated. That is okay, right? Right? A: Yes but the only person you'll be lying to is yourself. Also you may lose. T&C 1984 words, the year Bob Geldof started Band Aid Signups Close 11:59PM Friday Pacific Time Entries Close 11:59PM Sunday Pacific Time JUDGES Rhino The Cut of Your Jib Ironic Twist "I'm here only to make good music, not to be popular." 01. Mercedes: (Electronic / Africa) Vapourwave / Liberia 02. Thranguy: (Folk / Antarctica) New Weird Americana / South Pole 03. flerp: (Inspirational / South America)Throat Singing / Brazil 04. Sailor Viy: (Jazz / Asia) Dixieland / North Korea 05. Hostile V: (Easy Listening / Europe) Spa Sounds / Ukraine 06. QuoProQuid: (Country / Asia) Progressive Bluegrass / Sri Lanka 07. a friendly penguin: (Opera / Africa) Zarzuela / Morocco 08. Schneider Heim: (Soul / South America) Psychedelic Soul / The Andes 09. Fuschia tude: (Electronic / Europe) Nitzhonot / Camino de Santiago 10. Djeser: (Electronic / Oceania) Nintendocore / Papua New Guinea 11. llamaguccii: (Electronic / Africa) Italo Disco / Great Escarpment 12. Jitzu_the_Monk: (Opera / Asia) Beijing Opera / Indo-Pakistani Border 13. CaligulaKangaroo: (Dance / Africa) Disneycore / Amirante Islands 14. Paladinus: (Rock / Oceania) Pornogrind / Pitcairn Islands 15. Daeres: (Classical / Oceania) Ballet / Samoa 16. Tyrannosaurus: (Rap / Asia) Rap Opera / Myanmar 17. Entenzahn: (Classical / North America) Carnatic / Cuba The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Hostile V posted:Alright I'm in for Easy Listening and Europe. It's gonna be bad, by sheer virtue of involving easy listening, but gently caress it. Spa Sounds / Ukraine
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 09:40 |
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QuoProQuid posted:I want some Country in Asia Progressive Bluegrass / Sri Lanka
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 11:13 |
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a friendly penguin posted:Opera in Africa to help the most underserved. Zarzuela / Morocco
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 14:11 |
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Schneider Heim posted:Soul, South America. Psychedelic Soul / The Andes Fuschia tude posted:Electronic Europe Oh you were hoping I would just give you euro vision weren't you. Nitzhonot / Camino de Santiago Also after some thinking I'm amending the FAQ Q: Dear Rhino, I know you are sad and smart and therefore, there must be a catch which disqualifies my story about a struggling (but very cool and absolutely not me) artist trying to succeed in a [SUBGENRE] full of [POPULAR GENRE OF REGION] sheeple. Am I correct? A: Yes, I'm indeed very sad and smart. BTW still looking for volunteer judges
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 15:47 |
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Djeser posted:Electronic, Oceania. Nintendocore / Papua New Guinea llamaguccii posted:In with electronic Africa please Italo Disco / Great Escarpment Jitzu_the_Monk posted:In with opera, Asia. Beijing Opera / Indo-Pakistani Border CaligulaKangaroo posted:Dodged a loss last round! Now I'm back for more! Disneycore / Amirante Islands The Cut of Your Jib posted:I will jam with you as a judge. Ironic Twist posted:if you don't have a third judge, I'd be down Thank you, judges found. (Officially, I'm Christina Aguilera)
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:30 |
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Daeres posted:Absolutely not. I can't even express how opposite that is to my political and personal beliefs, and I'm a Brit anyway. u may repent for your cardinal sin by entering this week
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 08:57 |
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Paladinus posted:In with a , as promised. Pornogrind / Pitcairn Islands Daeres posted:Alright then, in with Classical/Oceania. Ballet / Samoa
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:08 |
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Tyrannosaurus posted:Rap. Asia. Rap Opera / Myanmar Entenzahn posted:Classical in North America Carnatic / Cuba
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 03:40 |
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Gonna do something different. Instead of closing submission calls I will throw out some combinations anyone can claim until close of submissions in two days time Drill / Tibet Quiet Storm / Fargo Gregorian Chants / South Africa Retro wave / Bali Celtic Harp / Mauritius Chiptune / Argentina Visual Kei / Mexico White Noise / Greenland
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 08:45 |
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Also this was what inspired the intro of my submission call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8moePxHpvok
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 08:47 |
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Subs closed
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 08:30 |
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ALL STAR RESULTS Another week, another Thunderdome. This round, I would have put in effort to make this results post more interesting but I forgot to bring home my laptop and typing on an apple keyboard sucks (why isn't swift key working) so let's cut the fat and get to the meat. Decisions this time was almost universal with hardly any disagreement, marking for an unexciting finale with zero suspense. How do you even make good television one of you judges was supposed to be falsely outraged. In any case. We felt the stories that worked the least for us were not terrible or atrocious, but suffered from being either boring or confusing from a character motivation or plot standpoint. With that, the DM are Intense Heat, Stretching Silver and Soul/Off respectively by Daeres, Fuschia tude and Schneider Heim. The loser, which reads less like a story and more like an overwritten vignette with some minor problematic (and hopefully accidental) characterisation and nebulous feature of the music genre, is Llamaguccii with God's Window. Please do not jump off the cliff of that mountain though For the best of show, we were happy with two of the HM, both of which featured a series of fun action sequences and presented a sense of urgency lacking in some of the mid tiers. These are “Liberian Police Used Deadly Force on Peaceful Protest, Acquitted” and Jean & Milan respectively by Mercedes and Caligula Kangaroo (who I note jumped from DM to HM this week). For the winner we were torn between two stories, both we consider publish-worthy quality. Both incorporated one of the two conditions masterfully, but falters on the other (perhaps too subtle, or too much in the forgotten background). Ultimately, we were unanimous that one story triumphed than the other in the usage of the two conditions, but both are great works. Thus, the first runner up HM goes to Tyrannosaus with Wolf Honeymoon. And the winner is Pale Spectres for the story Out of Memory . [credits sequence as confetti falls and everyone hugs the winner, host pops up to say "see you next week!"]
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 15:47 |
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llamaguccii posted:*** Submission for LOSERBRAWL *** holy poo poo i'm crying
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 05:32 |
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k in i gues
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 11:07 |
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ok give me a customer, my week is packed af but i'll try
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 04:16 |
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E: http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=5187&title=Ascent
The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Dec 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 05:34 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:50 |
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llamaguccii posted:In the spirit of fresh eyes, here’s a critique for Ascent by The Saddest Rhino. Thanks dude!
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