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i am he

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:51

i am he

if you just get yourself sick by rolling in dirt or kissing a girl then you dont even have to eat the yogurt

# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:18

Matoi Ryuko

Anxiously awaiting gurt to post in this thread.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:23

i am he

mmm *eating monsters* yum!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:38

Senior Management

i eat the yogurt

:jerry:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:46

alnilam

this milk's gone bad! ....... *eats the milk with a spoon*
- someone, centuries ago

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:56

Manifisto

eating this spoonful of yogurt is an act of war, in which I send an army of billions charging into a battlefield of uncounted trillions. molars to left of them, canines to right of them, boldly they ride and well, into the jaws of hell. their tiny acts of heroism, betrayal, sacrifice and triumph go unmarked and unremarked but for an occasional mighty flatulent trumpet that sounds their passing. yum!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:59

i am he

old people were satisfied with burying a bunch of dirty grain in the ground and drinking it once it smelled bad enough but millenials upped the ante when they started eating the stuff that lives inside dead people and saying its lit.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:59

ron color

i am he posted:

old people were satisfied with burying a bunch of dirty grain in the ground and drinking it once it smelled bad enough but millenials upped the ante when they started eating the stuff that lives inside dead people and saying its lit.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 03:59

cuntman.net

yogurt is like ice cream but bad

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:19

cuntman.net

you know the saying "i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream" you cant say that with yogurt it doesnt even rhyme

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:19

FluffieDuckie

TWIST FIST posted:

you know the saying "i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream" you cant say that with yogurt it doesnt even rhyme

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:20

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

TWIST FIST posted:

you know the saying "i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream" you cant say that with yogurt it doesnt even rhyme

don't bogart that yogurt

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:22

alnilam

Qwerinty posted:

don't bogart that yogurt

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:33

Matoi Ryuko

I hurt for yogurt?

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:36

posting smiling

yogurt fans speak of culture, but where in the western canon do you find people licking the garbage looking for bugs? when oliver twist was hungry he waited in line for a bowl of gruel and he was polite about it.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:44

Piso Mojado

mmmm. a gelatinous mass of bacteria filled, spoiled milk. ill take two bowls please!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:58

City of Glompton

I love rotten stuff.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:08

City of Glompton

it's great because it means someone else (bacteria) is doing part of the work (digestion) for free.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:11

City of Glompton

heaven help us if they ever figure it out and form a union.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:11

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Maybe you just have the wrong kind of gurt

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:15

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Yogurt is like the mildest food there is. I can't imagine hating it even if it was blueberry and you wanted banana.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:18

Afro Doug

i dont like yogurt a whole lot, but i love sauerkraut

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:49

Scaly Haylie

i don't like sauerkraut a whole lot, but i love sourdough

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:51

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

yogurt in german is "joghurt" :3:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 07:01

cuntman.net

yogurt was invented by a really slow eater whos ice cream always melted before he could finish it and then he sold it to get rid of it because its loving gross

# ? Jan 10, 2016 07:50

Scaly Haylie

TWIST FIST posted:

yogurt was invented by a really slow eater whos ice cream always melted before he could finish it and then he sold it to get rid of it because its loving gross

nice av

# ? Jan 10, 2016 07:59

cuntman.net

thanks i won it from some adtrw contest thing

# ? Jan 10, 2016 08:46

fuck. marry. t-rex

It's lit.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 14:36

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

*man sneezes in glass of milk*

I'm not drinking that!

...yet. :smuggo:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 16:46

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

yogurt is a gateway superfood that leads to kombucha consumption

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 16:51

Scaly Haylie

mister magpie posted:

*man sneezes in glass of milk*

I'm not drinking that!

...yet.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 17:40

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

How do you greet someone that flees fresh yogurt?

# ? Jan 10, 2016 17:46

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Yo Kurt Russell

(in Escape from new yogurt)

# ? Jan 10, 2016 17:47

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

yoghurt

# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:26

treasure bear

Theglavwen posted:

yoghurt

# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:28

Senior Management

you can freeze the yogurt. You can add fruit, granola, candy, bears, or really whatever you want. If you think about it Yogurt is liquid pizza. It is a canvas one which you paint a work of food art.

:jerry:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:32