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Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Is there a general Rick Santorum thread? I didn't see one. This should be that thread.

lovely Gawker Article posted:

Once upon a time, Dan Savage did a very good prank where, on the Internet, if you searched for “santorum” (as in “Rick Santorum”) you would learn that this was a word that meant “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” This doesn’t really happen anymore, but it’s still funny.

Actually, what’s even funnier is Rick Santorum still needing people to Google him.

http://gawker.com/it-is-now-safe-to-google-rick-santorum-1753066044

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.facebook.com/Sweater-Vest-Appreciation-Society-139989049361831/

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

drat even santorum gets a thread before kasich

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe




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woke wedding drone has issued a correction as of 06:24 on Jan 21, 2016

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i said this in another thread but this guy has a thread too so ~cross posting~ (it's a pun (barely))

if santorum really wanted to be the catholic right winger candidate he shouldve abandoned his family become a monk and whenever he got hungry or thirsty he could just perform mass and eat and drink literal jesus. the bread has carbs, the wine has ethanol

he would be drunk as hell in a soiled sweater vest, he'd be the anointed candidate of god, and photagraphers could still take pictures of his crying kids

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also irl catholics are not stuck up homophobes like this guy

most catholics are p fuckin chill

and death to anyone who says otherwise

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i eat jesus on the reg man, agreed

but that means i know a fake opus dei grifter when i see one. i know what real crazy-rear end catholics are supposed to do

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

The matching outfit for the doll still weirds me the heck out.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Abner Cadaver II posted:

The matching outfit for the doll still weirds me the heck out.

bringing home his stillborn baby so her brothers and sisters could meet it creeps me out.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Paper With Lines posted:

bringing home his stillborn baby so her brothers and sisters could meet it creeps me out.

what

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
I guess there is a whole bunch of controversy over it, but if you google it a whole slew of news articles come up.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#q=santorum%20stillborn%20story&es_th=1

He claims it wasn't crazy whereas other sources say that he made his living kids hold the dead, very premature, baby.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Wasn't this guy a serious competitor in 2012? must feel like crap this time around polling 1% or less

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Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


The Saurus posted:

Wasn't this guy a serious competitor in 2012? must feel like crap this time around polling 1% or less

Yes, he was in the game late and forced Romney to deal with his contenders and say stupid right wing things to voters until late in the election. That was all considered quite a clownshow with a preposterously bad Republican candidate at the time. If only they knew what would come later.

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