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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

goddamn

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

theyre slow.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:flaccid::yayclod:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
been getting 502s off and on so i looked up what they were about

http://www.checkupdown.com/status/E502.html

quote:

A server (not necessarily a Web server) is acting as a gateway or proxy to fulfil the request by the client (e.g. your Web browser or our CheckUpDown robot) to access the requested URL. This server received an invalid response from an upstream server it accessed to fulfil the request.

This usually does not mean that the upstream server is down (no response to the gateway/proxy), but rather that the upstream server and the gateway/proxy do not agree on the protocol for exchanging data. Given that Internet protocols are quite clear, it often means that one or both machines have been incorrectly or incompletely programmed.

sounds about right

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
ah its the old load balancer again

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


bill's discount cloud

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the database isnt in the cloud i dont think

also BITFIELDS

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Valeyard posted:

ah its the old load balancer again

tell your mom to get her poo poo together already

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's fine

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mishaq posted:

the database isnt in the cloud i dont think

also BITFIELDS

thought that was the only thing in the cloud

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
cloud slow, so what?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

zen death robot posted:

It's probably because I kept loving with the front end servers to test SSL

Good. I want my poo poo posting secure.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

eric posted:

cloud slow, so what?

i love my slow cloud forums

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

thought that was the only thing in the cloud

oh yeah

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Panty Saluter posted:

i love my slow cloud forums

pram
Jun 10, 2001

akadajet posted:

bill's discount cloud

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
"cloud" is a single $5/month digitalocean droplet hosted in nyc2 which is their shittiest network

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

craisins posted:

"cloud" is a single $5/month digitalocean droplet hosted in nyc2 which is their shittiest network

nah it's some company called steadfast

pram
Jun 10, 2001
digitalocean would literally be an improvement

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
http://www.steadfast.net/

Welcome to Our New Website!


Basic managed services include:

99.99% uptime SLA
Updates for supported software as requested
Repair of major issues with pre-installed software
1 hour/month of system administration for supported software per month
On-demand DNS management
On-demand security assessments
On-demand antivirus protection
24/7 phone, email, and ticket support
24/7 onsite personnel

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.

infernal machines posted:

http://www.steadfast.net/

Welcome to Our New Website!


Basic managed services include:

99.99% uptime SLA
Updates for supported software as requested
Repair of major issues with pre-installed software
1 hour/month of system administration for supported software per month
On-demand DNS management
On-demand security assessments
On-demand antivirus protection
24/7 phone, email, and ticket support
24/7 onsite personnel

can I bank the sys admin hour over a few months and take one of them out on a date instead

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
only if you're taking them to supported software

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

infernal machines posted:

Updates for supported software as requested

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



are these cloud forums running on erlang with 99.999999999% uptime

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
99.99% uptime guaranteed*

*5kbps sustained throughput level

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