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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [Auspol Mafia] Whose Lynch Is It Anyway?
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Oh my god yes


Post restriction idea: You must post like Colin Mochrie's angry movie director

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Post restriction: every post must contain a question

tithin posted:

Can I get in as a maybe?

Post restriction: post an audio file of your case on someone, to the style of a southern banjo

yeeees

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 07:51
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:

in, how abut psting like a drnuk vnenom sgoa?
* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 08:27
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Posting restriction: you aren't allowed to lie

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 08:29
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

iajanus posted:

It's not a PR if you do it anyway

it is for other people :getin:

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 08:33
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birdstrike posted:

psot like a druyk bridsfelre postign as venausaurg porting as soap potnfsg as avdhsalom

kept yuo fratign, hug?

mu broats

darwlng

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 09:19
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Tommofork posted:

I would like to play. I just caught up on TOML & SK's mafia and I would've been a paranoid, anxious wreck by the end of it if I'd been playing town, great read though.

PRs
- can't use names when referring to other players, can get creative though
- compulsive liar. Doesn't apply to alignments if scum.
- forgetful, can only quote from the current + previous page
- post like you're writing in your personal diary
- post in txt shorthand, as close to a 15 year old as possible.
- post like you're in a soap opera

If it's txt shorthand, they're more likely to be 65 than 15

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 10:33
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
If there's not already a "hoedown" minigame then there should be.

PR: each consecutive post must begin with the corresponding letter of the alphabet
PR: you are slowly transforming from human to bird and back again
PR: the first sentence of your post must rhyme with the last sentence of the post above you
PR: each of your posts must contain a plot twist

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 13:03
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

PR: can only post about Michael Bay's Transformers series

PR: each post must contain a movie reference

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 13:04
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
PR: you must come up with a new posting restriction for the player to post after you (not including yourself)

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 13:05
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birdstrike posted:

.sdrawkcab eb tsum (setov naht rehto) stsoP: RP

.leurc tsuj s'tahT

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2016 13:08
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
omg u guyse im so xsited

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2016 23:44
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!

This PR is RIDICULOUS! I believe it was Orson Welles who once said "The enemy of art is the absence of CRAP!"

NOW LET'S DANCE

ur awsum BT

* # ¿ Jan 25, 2016 23:45
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
rofl im way 2 gud @ ths

my hole lyf has bn leadng ^ 2 this momnt

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 00:27
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birdstrike posted:

hwloo tihs is me I am posign liek a jojo



lol btwn ur PR & mine, d othr ppl ITT r gonna hv a gr8 tiem

.~`Mith´~.

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 00:37
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birdstrike posted:

miyh, hey myrh,

can yo awnseor a quistiom??


awe you soag?

omg hw cud u evn ask tht?

no im not soag, ugh I h8 u

obv im a mid-2000s 15y.o. cos i dont tnk teens 2day rly talk liek dis

smrtfones r da gr8est thng eva

_.~`t3h Mith´~._

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 01:33
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
no1 wants 2 talk 2 me :(


Birdstrike posted:

#whup

ummm i hope u no whip isnt a thing dis gaem.

how dum can u b

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 04:01
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

iajanus posted:

Look inside, you should. See the reason, you will.

omg y r u so mean


Beetphyxious posted:

unfortunately i am really struggling to parse what you're saying

i hope it doesn't mean you're the first one voted off.

finally sum1 kewl 2 tlk 2

beet i hope 2 hav fun playing gaems with every1 and vote 4 teh scums so I can stp tlking liek dis

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 04:35
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:

http://i.imgur.com/nIQsz2U.gifv





da gaem is gna b very hard 4 u zets

is NE1 else here? im gna vote 4 teh lurkerz

##vote bowmore


black_tangled posted:

Cut! I have found my inspiration! The thread has been open SEVERAL HOURS and Beet hasn't CRAP posted us up to 14 pages yet! For the next scene I want you all to act suspicious of Beet! And ACTION!

ur not teh boss of me

tho it is a bit weird how b33t isnt sying much @ all

but I kinda liek it cos it maeks teh lurkerz more obv

culd also b Aus Day :australia:

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 05:46
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

Cakes are great!

##improv

##improv

drat, my post restriction is weirdly fun, but annoying at the same time.

YAY I CAN POST IN FULL SENTENCES :3

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 06:28
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:







Beetphyxious posted:

well done

Far out, didn't take long for someone to mess up

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 06:36
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

drat, you Must be Loving not having to play nice

gently caress, now I'm confused

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 06:55
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

drat, you Must be Loving not having to play nice

egads, I need to learn the alphabet again

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:



Oh my god that's perfect.

Anyway, where is Bowmore? i think he's the only one who hasn't posted yet.

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 07:23
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

Probably popping another shrimp on the barbie but gently caress it we gotta vote someone

Quite right, but we've still got

*checks votefinder*

5 and a half hours.

I notice iajanus has been posting pmuch a bare minimum as well. But bowmore is higher on my lynch list today

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 07:29
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Beetphyxious posted:

right o, where did we leave off?

Staring at the player list now, I can see:

Gwyn has also only posted once
TOML seems content to ONLY post song lyrics
breadstick stopped posting just after you showed up
Coq is about on the same content level as iajanus
zets is posting in images despite participating in the game
you're back to being your snarky self which is why I'm guessing you're posting more as well :v:
b_t did throw some shade at you which was either a jokepost or an attempt to get people suss on you early on.

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

This is what happens when I write more than one line dammit. Pipped.

Uhhhh, all you need to do is preview before you post

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Beetphyxious posted:

wrecked:

Xylo would be very disappointed in TOML for missing the letter X


Beetphyxious posted:

lol no one knows wtf zets said
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Mithranderp posted:

Xylo would be very disappointed in TOML for missing the letter X

Birdstrike posted:

.sfrswkcab tib

poas sa nfitosp gispag ngitosp sa kcosdorb

fi siht ayeho

you're saying something about posting as gaspy posting as soag but backwards?


Birdstrike posted:

knrod admik mi

I can tell.


black_tangled posted:

Thankfully then they are not in this game. Also TOML seems to have opted out of the improv, I wonder why...
oh right I forgot that TOML opted out. I just wanted to use the letter X so nobody else would have to come up with something.

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Beetphyxious posted:

zets vote?

Any alternative to a no-lynch. Maybe Zets is posting under his PR still just for fun, but it'd be nice to hear something intelligible from him. Or something from bowmore, full stop.

Sitting the game out and continuing with PRs is fun and fine on day 1 imo, but we'll see if it continues day 2 and onwards

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
omg is da improv gaem ova? :( it wuz so fun guyse. IDK if it ws sposed 2 end on A or Z tho.


Beetphyxious posted:

Are we voting our favourite people? That's nice.
##vote birdstrike

y? cos no1 understands him? I kno that feel. @ least hes posting sumthing. itd be nice if he culd be a lil bit clearer tho

black_tangled posted:

No no no that was CRAP! ##vote gwynplaine

Gwynplaine posted:

I opted to #sitthisoneout. I'm not averse to a bit of a game, but a game without cards, money or a switchblade just didn't seem like a game, to me. Some patsy had the gaul to comment on my hard boiled diary style. The nerve of that punk! As if I hadn't cleared it with my client first. It was getting tricky dragging my martinelli with me down the street to type, so I considered writing a more in depth report once I got back to the office. Assuming I lasted that long.

IMO gwyn is on his fone ATM and wnts to post a lil more in a bit
and lol he spelt gall wrong

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Bifauxnen posted:

:siren: BZZT BZZT BZZZZZZT! :siren:

Alphabet game is over! Beet loses with -26 points, Zets wins with N01C3 points. Zets gets to inflict someone with a PR tomorrow, back to your Mafia Quirks!

kewl gaem bif

im rly havin fun wit dis PR


Those On My Left posted:

Welcome Home folks, it's time for good ol' TOML to Hit The Lights and tell you why, as a poster, he is Better Than You.

So while I've had a lot fun posting only in song lyrics, this is not what the PR imposed upon me, the Hero Of The Day, actually requires. It's Sad But True that I don't necessarily have to be super cryptic in my posting. Rather, I can Fight Fire With Fire and be super direct when/if I need to.

I noticed that supposed Master Of Puppets Zetsubuo-San did not escape his PR by electing to play the alphabet game. Strange behaviour for the poster who clearly drew The Shortest Straw.

This really is The Thing That Should Not Be. Why wouldn't a proper Prince Charming want to throw off the shackles and participate more fully, so as to ensure victory And Justice For All townies? It really makes me think he's a Bad Seed.

Now you could argue that I did the same thing, and this makes me a big fat King Nothing. But when you think about it, this argument really does Fade To Black. As you can see, my PR didn't leave me Trapped Under Ice. I've always been able to post usefully like this; it's just that I decided to use lyrics exclusively, because that was just more fun, and next to fun, Nothing Else Matters.

So I know this might sound a bit Holier Than Thou, but and maybe I am just Wasting My Hate, but at the end of the day, there can be only One.

Let's make this Zets mother fucker RIDE THE LIGHTNING YEAAAHAHHHAAAAAAAAA

fkn noice

ur spot on abt zets 2, toml. but wat abt bowmore? idk if im:) 2 giv him a pass 4 :australia: day

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

black_tangled posted:

Cut cut cut! Mith- why so eager to defend the other actors! First rule of improv is Do the Unexpected! So this time I don't want to see you making excuses! Action!

uhhh im not defending ne1, jst reading other ppls posts n mking sure ppl get them, cos I kno wat its like wen noboD gets u

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:



so ur sayin u used ur PR in teh imrov gaem bcos u wntd 2 hav fun?

u cud of xplaind ur post aftr u maed it in teh gaem tho

im so sry 4 'cud of'

:negative:

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 09:49
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

Going to have to ##vote the skinny angry lawyer because I didn't understand any of his references.

coq thats a bad xcuse 4 voting sum1

Zetsubou-san posted:



gud point tho

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 09:55
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

It's day one, Queensland law student

I kno, but IMO there r bettr resns 2 vote 4 sum1, evn on day 1

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 10:10
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

##vote Queensland law student

omg u suk

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2016 10:11
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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

bowmore posted:

YOU CANNOT VOTE ME I AM LEGEND

o here we go

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
so wat is da case agnst toml?

his trbl song lyrix n omgus? nw that bowmore is arnd, i hope he cn add 2 da convo

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
i dont liek dis

every1 is sus 2 me atm

idk if its the PR or my scumdar

where is gwyn

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