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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from.

Chipotle: apparently all it takes is one freak couple dozen cases of severe e. coli outbreak to take a fairly decent chain to its knees. guess we're all going to moe's.

K-mart: might have been flushed already.

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Broenheim posted:

my comic book store

aww, sorry small business owner. i know it might sound drastic, but have you considered stopping selling japanese porn comics?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Lamebot posted:

I thought movie theatres were doing bad but they upgraded all the amc theatres around here to have recliner chairs and a dinner menu and now they're packed.

i love theatres with the comfy chairs and food+wine. if only going to the movies alone wasnt such an emasculating experience.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


twitter seems almost too big to fail these days. if it were ever at genuine risk for going under, all the lovely news sites that use tweets for 90% of their content would probably bail it out.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


The Goatfather posted:

apple

iphone sales have been flat for years now, the smartphone market is saturated everywhere with the infrastructure for people to use smartphones, the iwatch is such a flop that apple had to change their accounting practices to avoid disclosing sales numbers to their shareholders, and apple is innovating on the ipad now by stealing MS suirface features that steve jobs swore they would never ever adopt (stylus and physical keyboard)

the apple bubble is going to pop any day now

i have an apple iphone cause even though I hate apple i really don't like android and they say they're gonna remove the loving headphone jack from the next one because wtf.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Helical Nightmares posted:

loving what.

Link please.

macrumors.com or whatever. allegedly they're gonna use their poo poo rear end proprietary lighting port and bluetooth because gently caress everyone who owns the 1/8" jack headphones that have existed from the dawn of time.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Chinatown posted:

so whats it like to be really loving dumb

highly underrated.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


any tex mex place that doesn't serve chimichangas is no tex mex place of mine.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


so apparently twitter hosed up today by turning into facebook or some poo poo and people are posting #RIPtwitter. and you know what i have to say to that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


has anyone checked draino's stocks lately? it'd be a laugh if THEY were circling the drain!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


reallivedinosaur posted:

Right click on the task bar to open the options menu, see the "Search" menu?

It has three options. Those options are "Hidden", "Show search icon", and "Show search box"

I don't know what they do though, I was so outraged by Microsoft's default color scheme that I installed Ubunto Linux just as fast as I could and have been recommending it to everyone I meet.

haha nice parody of a complete idiot. you've got it down pat.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


I got a glowing review for a lovely sushi place removed from Yelp because it was obviously written by the owner. he made a dummy account with only the one review and he was dumb enough to use his initials and wrote the review the day after the place opened.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Avocados posted:

For some reason I thought LG meant "Life's Good".

the reason is probably because that's their slogan in all their ads.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Captain Yossarian posted:

I like how circling the drain= brands you don't like. It's a good metric

don't blame me, fucker.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


swims posted:

The gently caress is an eye bank?

you know that part in blade runner with the asian in the refrigerator.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


spacemang_spliff posted:

gently caress I love spotify

I'd say try google play music except the iPhone app randomly stops playing in the background so idk. but a paid subscription let's you watch that youtube red pewdiepie show.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


best thing about cabellas is their dumb hunting video games.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


shadowvine118 posted:

That poo poo aint nothin', check out what my town has.





It has an aquarium, a small lake with fish and ducks, and live alligators. Plus hotel rooms with balconies looking over the store.
It also boasts the largest free standing elevator in the country, that you have to pay $10 to ride to the top of.

you forgot the bowling alley.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


FlamingLiberal posted:

Sports Authority announced tonight that they intend to have all stores closed by late August

hopefully I can score some weights in the closeout sale.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Adix posted:

how has the thread about failing companies spent two days on a derail about walmart

don't ask me, dude. don't ask me.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Beastie posted:

I feel like every town I've been through lately has what used to be a Pizza Hut. I don't even see them advertise any more.

pizza hut's dine in buffets used to be legit good. then 9/11 happened.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


remember the pizza hut summer book reading poo poo. i sort of do.

but this isn't the nostalgia thread so let us simply lament the fact that dominoes is blowing them the gently caress out.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Iron Prince posted:

there was a good thread here. it's gone now.

konami is p drainy these days.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


y'all ain't never been to an outlet mall?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


Bonzo posted:

Gold Star > Skyline



I like the cup of guacamole.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


this thread makes a giant sucking sound.

how do furniture and mattress stores still exist when they seem like they're literally always having a going out of business sale?

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


every time you drive a truck you are farting in mother nature's face.

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