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How many quarters after Q1 2016 till Marissa Mayer is unemployed?
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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I'm glad that Uber was able to revolutionize the livery business by allowing me to order a cab with my phone.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Discendo Vox posted:

Gabe Newell's an incredible businessman. Has he ever invested in anything that wasn't a huge suc

Gabe Newell is a huge success.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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cheese posted:

It will be interesting to see what happens when a moderate to severe tech "bubble" bursting leads to the outsourcing of some of those six figure engineering jobs that are occupied almost exclusively by middle/upper class white and Asian men.

Those aren't engineering jobs.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Hughlander posted:

Like what? I honestly wasn't paying attention then.

rounded corners

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Mirthless posted:

Old Spice figured out how to sell perfume to men by putting a ship on the bottle. They didn't try to shut out the competition by patenting all ships or the idea of scents aimed at men.


that would be trade dress and something completely unpatentable, which really aren't germane to design patents

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Republicans posted:

Speaking of, I wonder how Soylent is doing as a company. I looked them up recently and apparently they've improved their product significantly (no more chalky texture or separate bottle of oils it mix in) so I went ahead and ordered some because I always thought the concept was neat.

Too bad they chose such a stupid name.

The owner killed all the bacteria in his stomach so he wouldn't have to poo poo.


This is the man you want to take health advice from.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Subjunctive posted:

Corporate veil is probably enough to keep her safe.

Hogan pierced the corporate veil against Gawker.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Subjunctive posted:

What? The judgment was rendered against Gawker, not against Denton. That's exactly the corporate veil protecting him.

That was the report I had gotten from Bixenspan, who's been following this trial since Day 1. I'll see if he issued a correction.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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wateroverfire posted:

:drat:

I'm actually pretty surprised that Californian welders and pipe fitters and such get paid better than anestesiologists, and not at all surprised companies would try to avoid dealing with that racket.

It was pretty interesting to read that the dudes coming in to do the work are by and large happy with the arrangement and regard it as a good wage that allows them to send money home to their families despite their wages being a little less per hour than they'd make working at a McDonalds in Fresno.

California labor market seems ripe for disruption.

Yes, we need to disrupt the ability for the citizens of California to feed their families.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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wateroverfire posted:

What about the ability of citizens of Slovakia to feed their families?

They continue to not work for Tesla?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Slovakia is an entirely separate country theb Slovenia. :ughh:


American education at its finest.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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dont tell me someone stole millions of dollars from bitcoiners

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Lady Naga posted:

Again, literally Discord with some yuppie paint.

technically if you go by release cycles, discord is slack for hipster gamers

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Plorkyeran posted:

Discord is Slack with a much less plausible business model.

Discord's business model is to sell cosmetic skins to gamers.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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computer parts posted:

I don't think it's about endless growth, it's that diversification is never a bad strategy, especially when you have as much capital as they do.

When you just stick to what you're dominant in, you get Sears. No one thought they would ever be overtaken either.

Prodigy, Discover Card, Allstate, Coldwell Banker, etc?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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I really should refresh after going to lunch

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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hobbesmaster posted:

They were the only ones to show it in its entirety. The racist part is possibly newsworthy, everything else, not so much.

the racist bit was never seen by Gawker until the trial and never made it into the article that started this

the FBI did an investigation into the tape years ago, and got the full tapes.

Gawker sued the FBI during discovery and got their records including the full tape.

then a few days later, the sealed evidence started circulating through the media. :iiam:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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nm posted:


Actually, I'm not sure that is true with airbnb. It essentially provides a service no one else does (except vrbo). For longer stays, I'm not even going check hotels because they cannot provide the product airbnb provides.
Airbnb isn't purely about price, which is why they didn't fight paying hotel taxes.


OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Subjunctive posted:

I know what all of them mean. None, with the exception of Compaq, convey to the layperson whether they are search engines, phone makers, pharmaceutical companies, or toys. Please see the post to which I was replying, it is relevant to my point.

Yes, the photocopier company that names itself after a photocopying process to the point where its name became just as ubiquitous as photocopying has no bearing as its name as a photocopying company.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Subjunctive posted:

Nobody knows what Xerox's name means, it was just a sequence of syllables to virtually every human who encountered it. That it became a generic sort of inverts causality, no?

Yeah if Xerox was founded or named in 2016 I would totally agree.

But it was named 60 years ago and it wasn't genericized at that point so ignoring causality is idiotic.

I don't disagree with your point all that much either, Apple has no bearing on anything that Apple did, other than the fact that Jobs was on a fruit kick.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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boner confessor posted:

just in case you're not familiar with the calculated insanity of the dahir insaat corporation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7mM2TP_1A

disrupt the earthquake market by buying your own coffin bed

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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BarbarianElephant posted:

You kinda need to shop the edges while in line, otherwise you can't reach the milk.

So you can't get milk unless you're waiting for checkout.


That's a wonderfully lovely system.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Stew Leonards, which arranges it's stores such that it is basically one giant lane/maze, even breaks out into like two dozen short lines to move people through checkout when people get to the end.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/DaveLeeBBC/status/833468365289033728

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why does 'Reply All' exist in the first place?

because its a lot easier to CYA the more exposure something gets

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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pr0zac posted:

Dude almost def committed corporate espionage but please don't imply claiming the fifth means the person is guilty. It's become a really common fallacious assertion in the last decade which is noticeably eroding one of the basic protections of our legal system. The evidence appears damning enough on its own.

The actions taken thus far has been civil, and as such invoking the fifth meant that the case has now possibly escalated into the realm of criminal, which is what I believe axeil was trying to emphasize.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Condiv posted:

a ride hailing app with surge-pricing!!! :peanut:

Last week I was on business travel and got stuck in Atlanta because of Delta and the weather

I took a taxi to my hotel and spent about $30 in a flat fare from the airport to downtown Atlanta.

When I checked out in the morning, a guy and his family saw me dial the cab number when I was in the lobby, and asked if they could share a ride. I told him that I was probably getting a sedan and I couldn't fit 4 more people into it, but I gave him the # of the company and the cost.

He was shocked the fare was so low. He spent like $55 on getting an Uber driver the night before on his trip to the hotel, and was about to order an order, but surge pricing kicked in and bumped his ride to $40.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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boner confessor posted:

i'd imagine you expensed the ride but lol if family man doesn't take marta from downtown to the airport. hartsfield is one of the few airports in america that's actually more convenient to get to by mass transit than car from downtown

eh, I don't blame him. I was only in Atlanta to transfer planes and I was supposed to be flying back up north with an hour layover if my original itinerary went as planned.

There were lots of people in my situation and I can't fault them for not taking public transit if they had no idea where the hell their hotel actually was or how to get back.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Dirk the Average posted:

They're recalling cars at a lower rate per 1000 cars than other car companies. If it seems odd to you that you can recall more cars than cars that have been sold, remember that cars can be recalled multiple times, and that a car recall is generally one system or part that needs to be fixed or replaced; the car itself is back on the road once maintenance is performed.

With the new recall, they're now sitting at 2nd worst on that list.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Shugojin posted:

Isn't autopilot as this point basically a slightly more advanced cruise control that does stuff like slow down to maintain safe following distance?

it also lets you watch movies like Harry Potter so you keep your cool and don't let you lose your head in traffic

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Had anyone discussed Uber stalking people who cancelled their service and uninstalled their app.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Okan170 posted:

Does this belong here? (Elon Musk's Boring Company)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5V_VzRrSBI

what will dahir insaat come up with next

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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FlamingLiberal posted:

There is a Twin Peaks like 5 miles from my house.

What did your log see.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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hosed up if true

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Klyith posted:

56k bandwidth limit

that's ok, that'll block their citizens from seeing their leader in a crop top.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Keurigs don't necessarily make espresso, it's mostly semi instant coffee.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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boner confessor posted:

keurig is a drat goofy and wasteful device but it does solve real but minor problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROiid4RpLUI

So does having an office linebacker


Actually that solves a lot of other ones too.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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White Rock posted:

Okay i guess i confused the two because then i have no idea why Keurig exists. I guess convenience wins every time?

They originally were made to target the worst coffee supply imaginable: the communal office coffee pot.

They cornered the market in office coffee supply and were bought out by a coffee roaster and distributor, and rode a vertical integration boom.

They had managed to nab a technological edge, supply chain advantage, and a brand name.

Then they moved into the residential market where it targeted similar issues and played up more of the convenience angle.

Juicero kind of decided to jump to where it took over a decade for Keurig, with ignoring what it took Keurig to get there, and that's not touching the advantages that coffee has over juice in terms of popularity, production, and health impact.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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trucutru posted:

Yes, but the operating word is "can". In reality 99.99% of them go into the landfill, including the ones sent to the recycling facility for PR reasons.

they burn those

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Discendo Vox posted:

Is there a good resource I can use to learn about the blood market? It's a subject I've always been curious about from a few different perspectives.

I though that as a lawyer you'd be an expert at stuff like this

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