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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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These kind of stories always worry me a bit because I live near Boston, which has the worst ratio of "techbros who would buy a Tesla and full-auto it so they can do more techbro poo poo in their cars" to "Roads so inscrutable Dread Cthulu himself gets confused by their geometry", so it's probably just a matter of time before a Model S runs me over outside a Dunkies or some other horrible ironic New England death.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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VideoGameVet posted:

It’s just in Boston Driver Mode.

I mean, even Boston drivers avoid direct attempts at other's lives.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Hobnob posted:

They do? Sure didn't seem that way.

Boston Driver Mode sounds like it should be a close relation to the Heated Gaming Moment.

I mean granted, my only experience driving in Boston is as a passenger, but I've yet to see any taxies or uber drivers murder a man with their cars.

Yet.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Crain posted:

I just pay a guy in Glasgow to screen shot various websites I sent to him via Western Union, print them out, and ship them to me via air mail so I can read them a few days later. Then to dispose of the pages I no longer need I toss them in three different Wendy's dumpsters.

rms alt detected.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Xand_Man posted:

Like a memento mori for corporations

Memento decocturos.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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NecroBob posted:

Gotta agree with you there, and add this to the mix: I think parents should parent their children, instead of offloading that work onto a bunch of faceless moderators and algorithms.

Counterpoint: They didn't become a parent to deal with some loving nerd kid and their "wants" and "needs" and "proper emotional development".

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Trollologist posted:

Why not front end browsers with "parent password protection" on mobile and desktop.

Then, marked content online (like porn) can get filtered automatically when the browser accesses the site.

It wouldn't be perfect, but it feels like a fine middle ground?

I await the effort post about why this would never work

The only effort involved in telling you that this is a dumb idea is pointing out that this is already a thing, and already trivial to avoid.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Arivia posted:

okay but what if parents set the password in the UEFI bios and it's approved by the Intel SGX or AMD/Arm equivalent. then you'd have 12 year olds at least having to learn how to rowhammer to get themselves porn!!!

UEFI is explicitly not a BIOS.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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The Toyota Matrix crossover's kinda nice looking in a mini-minivan kinda way.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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https://twitter.com/mikeinspace/status/1503754795848450061

The future of currency, people.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Ulta posted:

If it’s true, that’s a classic case of only testing “sunny day” scenarios and/or rely on line coverage for your unit test. Code bugs are like real bugs, if you see one, there’s many more hiding.

"It passes the unit tests" may be the last words the human race ever gets to say.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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quarantinethepast posted:

Why sit in a boring old movie theater when you can watch 360 videos in a VR headset.

If I wanted to watch Rick and Morty with a bunch of obnoxious nerds I'd just bring my plex server to every convention.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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TACD posted:

The fact that advertising is a viable way to fund so much creative content when the vast majority of ads are at worst being viewed by bots or blocked outright, and at best being ignored by uninterested humans should really be a clue that there’s a huge amount of money sloshing about that could just be directly gifted to creators without all the extra unproductive steps of creating, targeting, and displaying ads.

Eventually the industry will come to its senses and collectively realise that adtech provides no value and the entire adtech sector will come to be seen as the greatest con of the 21st century. It probably won’t happen until after we all have tracking nanobots in our retinas to analyse the profit potential from every saccade though

We've already seen a pretty big bottom falling out of the ad industry in the early 2000s when tracking tech got good enough to tell us that pretty much nobody cared about these ads and getting a pile of money for "reach up to a couple hundred thousand people" when in reality like five people even cared was silly.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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What did that count as "Advertising", though? I don't doubt the study, but I've also heard studies that say things like "People's decision to buy a car is overwhelmingly influanced toward the one they last saw an advertisement for", and also there's things like those stealth articles in magazines, paying streamers to play games, or even just good old fashioned shelf arranging (that's why Frito-Lay and Coke will often handle that kind of stuff for a supermarket and sometimes even smaller stores).

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Am I just brain poisoned? I really don't see how this is a dark pattern.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Jose Valasquez posted:

Apparently you are :shrug:

How is it not a dark pattern?

The options are clearly labeled and the button to save these changes is clearly labeled. IDK I could just be thinking too much; UX isn't my specialty after all.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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TACD posted:

Did you notice the 'OFF' toggles are highlighted red and the 'ON' toggles are in grey? Like it's not the absolute worst thing I've seen but it's very deliberately devious.

"Red" being "Off" isn't really a dark pattern IMO, but I acquiesce.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Alterian posted:

A Tesla careened off an overpass and the news' hot take is we need more cops, not holy poo poo Tesla murdered that guy: https://www.wral.com/man-dead-after-car-crashes-falls-to-i-40-in-durham/20258502/

Looks like they set the manslaughter threshold too high.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

They sold off Hitman ages back.

Squeenix is pretty infamous for treating its western IP poorly with massively unrealistic sales expectations while massively over-investing in Final Fantasy.

This might be apocryphal, but at one point Nintendo wanted to bring to the west one of the DQ remakes (I think 7 for the 3DS? Might be 8) and The House Yoshi P. Keeps The Lights On In threatened to cancel a pile of games including the then-hotly-desired Bravely Default if Nintendo didn't shut their loving mouths right now. The way Square's treated DQ in the west is nothing short of malfeasance, especially considering that when the games do get a decent western release, they *gasp* do loving gangbusters.

(The DQ7 remake did eventually come out in the west much later, toward the end of the 3DSes life)

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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That's one of those takes that, like the "AI will take over all the programming jobs and put all the programmers out of work" take I saw on Tumblr once, is nearly the definition of facile.

CommieGIR posted:

Yup, this is a significant part. The reality is we keep demanding experience, senior talent without realizing they are all happily employed. Gonna have to train them if you want them.

Sorry, training doesn't make the number go up and so we can't afford it.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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cat botherer posted:

At least you can get Linux working on on the older x86, kind of, with a tremendous amount of effort. Much like an old chromebook that I bought because I'm an idiot. Just gotta do a whole series of key strokes and interpretive dance to bypass the bootloader.

Is there a particular version of Linux that's good for Chromebooks? Or is the answer as usual "Just slap Ubuntu on it and call it a day"?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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If I wanted to ruin a weekend, I'd just reopen my FFXIV sub.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Considering how many breaches and bullshit happen because of reasons that basically boil down to "refused to protect self from bad actors", I can't really criticize them for this.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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CommieGIR posted:

The problem being they are not improving anything, are almost always doing it worse, and are open about the fact that its a scam.

so just like javascript.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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CommieGIR posted:

....you have a point, but wouldn't PHP be more apt?

PHP was a crime, but it never tried to be everything from a console scripting language to a web app framework to a thing to deliver finished applications to a server-side infrastructure the way JS nerds are trying to push JS.

IDK maybe I just hang out with bad nerds.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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CommieGIR posted:

.....so a train. They want a train.

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/872144967350632448

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Mercury_Storm posted:

Just having your last name changed at your own job can be a disaster. Any idea on how many systems will suddenly break or not allow you to log in because your email address changed and it wont sync over from active directory properly? At least half of them, and you'll be dealing with broken poo poo or finding new broken poo poo for months, at least.

I'm sure this has nothing to with women traditionally having their last names changed and tech being functionally or actually misogynist either.

It took our company being acquired for my boss to finally get her email address changed.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Neo Rasa posted:

Yeah, there's another game called Fishdom that's just bejeweled but the ads all make it look like you're playing E.V.O. for the SNES or something.

Some people made actual games based on the knight/sliding stuff ads though because the comments on those ads were always like I'd actually down the game if it was like this lol

There's another one like that for what's advertised as a creepy-rear end Pokemon game that I'd absolutely play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbtdSxteACo

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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PT6A posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the "Vanilla Latte NO Vanilla"

I've seen this screen elsewhere too, it seems very much like a case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it," and frankly that should be a more common approach with tech. Instead, it seems like we often get "gently caress around with it, because if we don't, how do we justify our existence?"

Tech definitely has a bit of an obsession with novelty that I think drives this. It's not just "How do we justify ourselves", but I think some have a genuine belief that their lovely little Electron app is better than the time-proven COBOL code of banks solely because the electron app is newer.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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I never get fashy reccs, but it goes through weird cycles. used to be all game grumps best ofs, then Reddit TTS narration poo poo, now it's all Impractical Jokers poo poo.


Really telling on myself there, ain't I?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Thanks Ants posted:

Block all calls coming via international peering that are presenting a CLI of the country they are calling into. If you're a global carrier and you want to drop calls onto the German PSTN from a German number then fine, set up an office in that country, comply with the regulations for operating as a carrier, and enforce those rules on the people you provide service to. There should be no expectation that a company based in e.g. San Francisco should be able to pretend they are calling from Berlin without having any legal presence locally.

Then we can get started on proper authentication of CLI before moving to silently terminating all calls that don't use a valid one, in the same way nobody expects their emails to be delivered if their SPF/DKIM/DMARC records are configured incorrectly.

As someone who works for a voip provider, this breaks far more than it solves. It's roughly the same as saying "We should monitor for illegal activity at all the routers before letting traffic into the United States."

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Mister Facetious posted:

Anyone happen to have an article/Twitter post where tech bros accidentally reinvented the public library?

https://www.quora.com/Is-there-a-Netflix-renting-equivalent-for-books

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Mister Facetious posted:

Isn't this the same trick they pulled last time? Selling a supposed secure phone (that was completely open to the government) to right wingers or something?

I think it was like US phone or something?

Also, this is the ugliest loving android phone I've ever seen, and i own a Galaxy 21.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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sebmojo posted:

I finally cracked and paid for YouTube and oh god it is so good. The sound quality seems better than Spotify and it seems roughly as good at guessing what I like. Also: no more fuckin grammarly ads.

If Youtube Premium was JUST ad-free on all my devices without any of the other features it'd still be worth every penny, especially now that it appears that you can't install Vanced anymore.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Professor Beetus posted:

(streaming balkanization has undoubtedly help stop people from making the switch or driven them back to cable).

I'm definitely one. it's easier to just get a Plex server, an HD Homerun, and a cable card, and figure it out from there than pay for the 20 different streaming services I'd want.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Star Man posted:

It's just unusable on some websites and it's ridiculous. Chrome on Android not having support for extensions has to have been intentional.

Considering how they're trying to nerf adblockers on desktop, yes.

Originally they didn't even want extensions on desktop Chrome; they only did it because people wouldn't move from Firefox without them.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Elias_Maluco posted:

Its so bad I keep thinking what is the secret plan with this thing?

I mean, its one of the richest corporations in the world, they must have hundreds of millions to spend just in marketing and somehow they think people will fall for this super bland second life that looks even worst the original one looked like 15 years ago, considering that one failed too and only survives as a cybersex platform which obviously cant work when avatars no legs or genitals?

And at the same time, we live in a world were people are expending millions on links to ugly monkey drawings, which is even more dumb, so who knows

It's definitely a "it can't be this stupid, you must be explaining it wrong" type situation. It's absolutely just Facebook thinking that they can make "VR Chat But Without The Horny And More Ads"

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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eXXon posted:

On another note, that CEO that got Twitter- and eventually meatspace-famous for giving all of his employees at an otherwise obscure and irrelevant payment processing company a minimum salary of $70k/year, amongst other more performative bullshit, resigned after being outed as a serial abuser, manipulator, and probably rapist. Scratch another ethical capitalist off the list, I suppose?

IIRC from a yosthread, he specifically went down to the front desk of the hotel and told the concierge that he didn't have sex because his girlfriend was tired or something, in the world's biggest "My not involved in a sexual assault t-shirt is raising questions answered by the t-shirt" move ever.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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withoutclass posted:

Only if you're really into Zuckerberg.

He never metadata he didn't like to use to blackmail his oponents.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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exmachina posted:

YouTube, especially Shorts, is filled to the brim with content-mills churning out factually incorrect "did you knows", blatant IP theft, and worst of all, potentially dangerous home and cooking "hacks"

I know that for a while people were trying to do this thing where they hooked wood up to like dangerously strong power sources to get "cool lightening patterns" or whatever burned into the wood? That was an era.

Most of my shorts are filled with random comedians, magic tricks, clips from College Humor shows, and the occasional straight up spam video.

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