devil posted:

I'm still waiting to achieve the irony level where I can just enjoy a grilled cheese sandwich again.. its been years... Years of biting into sandwiches just to start laughing my rear end off at the gooeyness and fake flavoring of the cheese.. Years of meticulously toasting bread to a perfect golden crisp only to realize that i'm projecting genuine expectations onto a piece of bread. It's pure hell... but hey. Thats why i'm the devi;l.