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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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That one has been posted so often, and everytime it makes me feel very sad, because there's no way that guy didn't walk away from that with fairly painful consequences.

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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:geno:

Not my joke, but you get to enjoy it too:

"that's pretty rad"

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Who the gently caress brings children to BASE jumping / flight suit stunts?

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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DemeaninDemon posted:

The concussions increase risk of further misses. Also wife concussions.
That's why you do that trick while wearing a second helmet.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Have another hardhat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZVEwUf4nk

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Holy poo poo, that second accident is hosed up. Really wouldn't wanna be in a contruction vehicle as it jumps into a hole in the ground.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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I think this may count as OSHA: https://www.facebook.com/131376260352637/videos/585409658282626/

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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For those who don't care to watch them futz around for 15 minutes, they try some bullshit, like battery shorting and lenses (a real lense works, surprise surprise (a lense made of piss in a bag doesn't)), then mix brake fluid and chlorine to get the money shot.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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FIRST TIME posted:

I'm assuming that the trucks lower for transporting the thing so the treads don't tear the poo poo out of the pavement?

Pretty sure that's an advertisement stunt and/or "art piece".

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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H110Hawk posted:

Welp. I pasted it in at the right point. Thanks. It's 9 minutes and change in.

Ah, sorry. Didn't notice, because my first step was to copy the url to watch it in another browser.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Kinda glad those are just 3d stuff. That's some pretty nightmarish stuff. On the other hand, i'm a little confused how divers hired for money wouldn't already know about that.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

my mistake let me take some donuts home with me.
Uhuh. Mistake.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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There's people who kill themselves with forklifts, and then there's people who wield it like a jedi wields the force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR5xvBYJB0A

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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EKDS5k posted:

By default if I see someone driving a forklift my assumption is that they are blind, deaf, and an idiot. If it's running and someone is in the seat, then I'm watching it.
To be honest, that is the case for any kind of vehicle. Most accidents (at least in my personal experience) happen because someone trusted someone else not to be completely retarded, and it turns out they actually are.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Not quite OSHA, due to being in yurp, but a good demonstration of the dangers of building fires. The dude in the basket was fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK-oj3DRU7s&t=25s

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Great read so far.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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calvus posted:

That may qualify as a safety hazard

Not a firable offense though. Only talking back is.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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FrankieGoes posted:

That bald guy is a goddamned retard. By trying to "be safe" about it, he's actually making it far more dangerous. Setting the logs on the rest and sliding them into the path is safer than basically throwing the log at the contraption and hoping that it doesn't spit it straight into your face.

Probably wouldn't use it personally, in any case.
Pretty sure those guys know how to use it and play it up for the yucks by using it entirely wrong.

Say Nothing posted:

Grenade in microwave.
Why the hell would anyone bother spending so much effort on something so boring and obvious? Edit: Oh right, idiots who think jump scares are worthwhile to anyone.

Oh hey, here's the original, that's actually kinda worth watching, even though it's still 90% fake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBscQZkOzdo

Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Mar 11, 2016

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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You forgot to mention the actual fuckups. From Wikipedia:

quote:

A bird was observed flying around inside the building in an area where finished drugs are stored
Insects were found in an area where finished drugs are stored
Gaps were observed underneath doors and "pass-through boxes"
Thick residues of orange, brown, and green were observed in several hoods where drugs are made
Drugs were shipped out before sterility tests were complete
Ameridose failed to investigate complaints made by customers about its products
Employees would often see bugs and birds inside the company's buildings.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Who would imagine that the biggest source of WTF in various ways in a drug production company would be birds. :haw:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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His entire channel is OSHA as hell.

Edit: Disappointed that isn't one of those that rusts all into your drink.

Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 12, 2016

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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http://i.imgur.com/O8YkOYI.gifv

Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Mar 12, 2016

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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So this is what happens when the weed stories thread and the OSHA thread collide.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Let's hope he's smoking a cigarette in a dinosaur.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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mostlygray posted:

de-gloved from one ankle to the other
And today in "phrases i didn't know i didn't want to know".

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Free Cheese posted:

Oh hey gbs! Actually your imagined insectopia is not that far off- using techniques similar to pavlov and his dogs scientists have been able to successfully train bees as biosensors. That is, they can be trained to seek out explosives, drugs, anything with a smell a bee can pick up. Plus their training takes hours compared to the months it takes for a dog to pick up similar skills. And they fly.

Releasing clouds of bees in an airport to do security checks would probably be a great idea. :v:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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That does not look like he's wearing proper protection gear. :colbert:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Yeah, that looks man-made. :catstare:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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I'm not entirely confident that would have saved his life.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Jabor posted:

Depends on what caused him to fall.

This is, unironically, a drat good post.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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ExecuDork posted:

I end up with about 20m s-1
The problem is, kinetic energy matters.

Your 3.52 g bolt at 20 m/s has kinetic energy of 0.68 Joule.

A typical 9mm bullet with 7.5 g at 350 m/s has a kinetic energy of 460 Joule.

That bolt may leave some kind of welt, but it isn't gonna do poo poo.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Oh man, i guess that one will become a recurring guest.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Having shot that poo poo from an MG-42: Yep, that's tracer rounds. In "production environment" situations you mix them in with normal bullets so you can "walk" your shots on target while in full auto mode.

I doubt anyone puts them in AK47s other than for fireworks purposes, or maybe to start fires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15IB5pFrZNA

Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Mar 23, 2016

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Aramoro posted:

This is the one he was on mostly



That is pretty osha.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Depending on how big the thing over him was, even a hardhat wouldn't make that much of a difference. :v:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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This part here is just special:

https://youtu.be/SzgPOJPTo_A?t=507

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A&t=507s

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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ullerrm posted:

According to posts a few pages back, he survived with a cracked skull. But that landing is textbook decorticate posturing, so I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up a veggie, or at the minimum, woke up with some random functions missing.

He was talking about the video i linked.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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That was posted a bunch of posts ago with sound and everything.

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

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Yeah, as far as i know the danger with stuff that isn't ultra hot isn't having it touch your skin, but getting it inside your body where it can affect the soft tissues, and get lodged in and do longterm damage.

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