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me IRL right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E
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angry_keebler posted:ah, so your beard is already 64 inches??? Citizen Tayne posted:You fucker lmao 
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couldnt grow a beard even if i wanted one. cant even get a five o clock shadow, just look dirty in the evenings
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i know that it isnt tori approved and i feel shame for it but i have a beard and have had a beard for a few years now.
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i used to do dollar shave club razors kuz my ex bought it for me but tori said he got epic shaves from disposables and i value his opinions so now i do disposables and they are epic and also for the win.
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Smythe posted:i know that it isnt tori approved and i feel shame for it but i have a beard and have had a beard for a few years now. 
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Feb 15, 2016 10:26
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beards are gross
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if i go 3 or 4 days without shaving my face feels itchy and i can't concentrate on other stuff until i shave
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I grew my beard in college as a similar experiment and then I overheard a woman guiltily confess to another that "I was kinda checking this guy out...then I realized it was <ShadowHawk>"
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fart simpson posted:if i go 3 or 4 days without shaving my face feels itchy and i can't concentrate on other stuff until i shave I think this is why people convince themselves it's ok to try out a dumb unkempt neckbeard -- because it's the only way to completely not shave and also not be itchy
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Beard status: Growing
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I don't think I'm allowed to grow a beard.
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it's been a week and I think I'm gonna shave this off tomorrow.
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Feb 15, 2016 14:55
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will you be pouting in every update photo?
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beards are good and cool actually
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the trick: either don't have patchy facial hair in the first place #protip #lifehack or at least shave the patchy spots and say that's the look you were going for
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Feb 15, 2016 15:05
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i tried to grow a beard once. it was bad
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i had to get a new drivers license whilst trying to grow my beard and for the next four years every time i showed it i had to hear OH YOU SHAVED, YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER NOW
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Feb 15, 2016 16:51
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As a Millennial I posted:i tried to grow a beard once. it was bad even if i let it couple for a couple of weeks its so scraggly and thin, its real bad
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Feb 15, 2016 16:52
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i already have a beard. godspeed tori
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angry_keebler posted:ah, so your beard is already 64 inches???
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fart simpson posted:if i go 3 or 4 days without shaving my face feels itchy and i can't concentrate on other stuff until i shave it takes over a week for me to get to the itchy point because my facial hair grows slowly
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ShadowHawk posted:I was kinda checking this girl out...then I realized it was a realdoll
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angry_keebler posted:ah, so your beard is already 64 inches???
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I wanna take part in this competish too! Here's my current beard progress: 
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hey that story was embarrassing enough without further teasing this is just mean sir
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Update: My beard is slightly longer.
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Lies.
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It's itchy.
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Pics.
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Feb 16, 2016 15:12
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My phone is out of film and I'm working. Will take a picture later.
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Feb 16, 2016 15:13
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update, please shave, don't be some weird beardo
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Feb 16, 2016 15:22
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It's beard time, bitch.
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Smythe posted:i know that it isnt tori approved and i feel shame for it but i have a beard and have had a beard for a few years now. I picture every yosposter with a modestly sized beard but you you I always imagined smooth as a baby not sure why, just saying you destroyed my worldview here
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Symbolic Butt posted:I picture every yosposter with a modestly sized beard but you Have you never seen legendary internet cooking series Cooking With Smythe?
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Citizen Tayne posted:My phone is out of film and I'm working. Will take a picture later. So let me get this straight, you're too busy propping up the capitalist exploitative medical system to run out and buy more telephone film???
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Symbolic Butt posted:I picture every yosposter with a modestly sized beard but you quiggs and I both have long pointy Santa beards.
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maniacdevnull posted:So let me get this straight, you're too busy propping up the capitalist exploitative medical system to run out and buy more telephone film??? I work at a not-for-profit. We have a social mission.
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Current beard status: its getting there....
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