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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok, next Friday the 27th I'm going to get a vasectomy so I can't knock my wife up anymore. We have 3 kids and while we love them all dearly, we can't afford any more.

She has side effects from birth control pills, and it's much easier for me to get a vasectomy than for her to get her tubes tied, so here we are.

To be honest, I am freaking the gently caress out about the procedure. I get light headed if I even think about it too much. I even got dizzy in the doctors office during the initial consultation as he described what he would be doing. I'm going to be awake while they're sticking needles into my dick and cutting it open and aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Goons that have had one: What is the procedure itself like? What can I expect for recovery? I have the weekend off to recover, and I know I'm going to need to ice it a good deal. My doctor gave me 10mg of valium to take for the procedure. Will this just calm me down, or make me loopy to the point where I don't even know my name and won't know what's going on (the preferred choice)? I know what the doctor told me, and of course he's going to say it's not that bad, but I want to know firsthand from people who have had it done.

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