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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm the look of fear and apprehension.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Somebody make that monkey president.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

thx for ur service VV o7

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Whip Slagcheek posted:

They already do idiot, they're in storage until Obama signs the executive order to put us into the camps.

i thought you were part of all that jackboot thug stuff
dear NSA please don't disappear whip

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer


holly bloops tell us the truth, how many innocent American citizens have you killed with your chemtrails

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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What button do you press to zap somebody's balls with it?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Zeris posted:

Especially since it was carrying your mom

Plot twist it is your mom!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Hello :eyepop:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
https://gfycat.com/UnnaturalPiercingHyrax

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Derek Dominoe posted:

Holy crap...that's the Army theme of my childhood. That and the themes from Stripes and Rambo.

same

also the marines fighting the lava monster

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
:corsair:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Yeah it's real.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

I wonder whose day it was to make sure the place where the helicopter lands outside their base didn't have an IED in it? Because I think that guy's gonna get in trouble.

lol @ afghans giving a gently caress about anything, least of all accountability

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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ded posted:

I'm the guy digging out a 155mm shell with my AK barrel.

i'm the smoldering crater and bits of guts and meat

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Airlift capability I get but massed formations of paratroopers is loving stupid. Disband the 82nd and let the HOOOAHHH tears flow.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
either biden has no clue how creepy he is touching women and girls and getting in their personal space like that, or he's a actually a big loving creeper pedo. i really hope he isn't :smith:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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:flashfap:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
#justslavthings

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Сука Блят, товарищ.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats me getting a murder boner

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
lol, first pic with subs "What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?"

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Abu Hajaar cannot be replaced.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Pesticide20 posted:

I thought he ran back into contact before being carried off of the battlefield in the arms of 72 virgin little girls to his glorious afterlife in Heaven, where even now he is awaiting the return of the Prophet, PBUH

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
GiP is a circlejerk.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

pounded in the butt in the butt armored humvee

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
https://gfycat.com/MildUnsungCrow

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
french got their priorities straight cuz they know the army is loving gay

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Dick gently caress Cheney

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
come onnnnnnnnn Isis flag with a blue falcon on it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Buca di Bepis posted:

gonna guess the pilot actually got out of his seat to grab the nozzle and put it in

Godholio posted:

Probably the other guy, but yeah.

:dong:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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maffew buildings posted:

The scheme is actually comprised of millions of service members social security numbers in different colors

cool mines on there

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens posted:

If watching some arrogant ISIS fuckheads get blown off a hill just outside the Turkish border doesn't get your dick hard then you can get the gently caress out of my America

:same:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A1 with wood furniture is fine as hell.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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I was on mobile so I didn't see it wasn't an A1. I still think it looks cool.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/QAr40iY.gifv

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Turns out America owns pretty hard when you think about it

Proof

holy gently caress all of that owns owns owns

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
JUST THE TIP

no seriously though what the gently caress is that for. live ammo, but says training only?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Slim Pickens posted:

You know what? I probably would've whipped out my dick and started pissing on the fucker, too, given the circumstances. gently caress ied builders. Just tell that retard recording it to delete the footage next time.

Same. gently caress those cocksuckers.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Suck my loving dick, I'm so loving tired of playing nice to anyone who wasn't combat arms. You don't. loving. Know. None of you will. You don't know what it's like when it's loving personal, when your best friends are getting killed and mutilated, when it isn't about political bullshit, but just you and the closest men you'll ever be with against dudes that want you loving dead. Pissing on those shitheads is loving nothing compared to other poo poo that happens, especially what they do to us. That poo poo was eye for an eye, that isn't some loving war crime. They didn't go around killing little kids and poo poo and murdering women.

I'll take a probie for this, because I don't want to constantly censor myself because some of you might not like my worldview.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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I typed up a long dumb care post and then deleted it so I'll just summarize: I've got a lot of loving issues that I know most of you are more than aware and have experienced yourselves, and I'm sorry for making GBS threads up the thread dudes. I miss my Iraq war buddies, and I'm never going to be closer to anyone in my life than any of them because of what we went through, so yeah I've got a lot of very strong feelings about all that. Again, sorry for the dumb gay meltdown because of sad/angry brains.

Please post more nukes because gently caress this gay earth.

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