Status_Surge posted:

Hello again BYOB, i recently adopted my friends cat.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

i recently emigrated from gbs, i was told there was plenty of jobs and free healthcare here.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

i don't have many talents except i cook food ok, i made this for a lady on saturday:



it is digby scallops seared in brown butter in a maple bacon cup on lemon risotto.

also i am good at both spoiling and harassing my cats if that counts.

status_surge your cat is an adorable floof

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

hi matoi! it is 24k gold flake. surprisingly affordable actually.

byob seems pretty great and chill.

Furia posted:

I think I would like to get skeletoned, if possible

tia

FluffieDuckie posted:

welcome gotdonuts

that sure is a good username. i'll be we could come up with some awesome avs for that one.

FluffieDuckie posted:

it's a good robot. it defends us from broken servers and badly written code

MrWillsauce posted:

hey so can I get some grilled cheese tips please? I am craving some grilled cheese, but I gently caress up even basic stuff in the kitchen. Like, I can't even make over easy eggs without breaking the yolks half the time because I suck that bad. Basically I got butterfingers. Normally butter is good for making a grilled cheese, but it's like all over my fingers instead of on the bread. poo poo.

Anyway, my bread is kinda stale, will that matter really?
Should I use grated cheese? Whenever I do, some cheese falls out when I flip the sandwich, and it gets everywhere and burns at my grilled cheese just turns into two pieces of bread covered in fried cheese, which is edible but it makes me feel like an animal to eat. Maybe I just need to improve my flip skills.
Should I fry the bread a little before adding the cheese? Should I fry both sides of each piece and then add the cheese and melt it, or just assemble the sandwich and fry the two outside sides?

Basically I am spatula-challenged. Someone help me I can't even do bachelor cooking right. Just walk me through how to make this grilled cheese like I'm five please.

wasn't sure whether to post this here or E/N

MrWillsauce posted:

dude you are a life-saver. Anyone else got some hot tips or strategies?

barfdog posted:

i'd like a 2016 byob sig but i'm not sure where everyone is getting theirs from

misty mountaintop posted:

I would like a sig. Is there a sig thread? Can I even get a sig if I don't have plat?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

These sigs are awesome matoi! I was wondering where they were all coming from, I saw them all over the place and was wondering where I missed the sig party. is it ok if i ask for one?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Does the thread rule apply to mod lurkers? Murkers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFM7CRMHXY

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Me, I like me some Dr. Pepper and bourbon. Really takes the edge off.

Bad Seafood posted:

Dang.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't think former Prez Ahmadinejad is going to approve of drinking.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

What about or ?

Doc Friday posted:

I suppose I ought to be posting more often.

Bad Seafood posted:

What are the haps.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Well, there's Space Jesus the Mormons pray to, and then there's Wizard Jesus that the Christian Scientists pray to, and of course Guilt Jesus for the Catholics and Money Jesus for the Televangelists. A Jesus for every taste.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm a level 9000 Jew by birth, I know these things.


Look at you, making us feel bad for having no Jesus to hang out with.

mister magpie posted:

I'm a smart guy

mister magpie posted:

Don't say that!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

im more of a knucklehead

or a lummox, if you will

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

regular sized

FluffieDuckie posted:

There are many different types of intelligence


At least that's what I tell myself when I can't get my shoes tied in the morning

Absurd Alhazred posted:

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOXX??!

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm of the opinion that if you have a sig you should be required to have sigs on. why do you have one we have to look at if you can't even see it?

FluffieDuckie posted:

you're just sad you don't have one

we can help

MrWillsauce posted:

sigs can be very annoying, but not yours, duckie; yours is modest and tasteful

I just hate the ones that are ten huge anime gifs.

MrWillsauce posted:

yeah yours is good too but I gotta kiss the boss's butt, you know?

FluffieDuckie posted:

he said he didn't like ones that were HUGE anime gifs

Luvcow posted:

i think i have a nice subtle sig that adds flavor to my posts but i appreciate a good sig and there are many here

MrWillsauce posted:

saint boner and matoi could you please make Finn Pennywhistle a sig?

SirEvelynTremble posted:

SirEvelynTremble posted:

hi

i found this cute pic of kodama figures and didn't know where else to post it

Incomplete Fish posted:

Hey BYOB check out my post!

MrWillsauce posted:

hey what do you call it when you go back and edit something you wrote on the forum?

fixing it in post

i flunked out posted:

ask gsjg, he's old @ heck too

Scrapl posted:

hello there. I dont think i have much to say and watching everyone be funny a lot makes me feel like there's a lot of pressure. I know this isn't the case, but I can't help but think it's easier not to post. I just wanted to say that I think everyone is doing a great job of talking and being an internet community. Most of the time people talking is really annoying to me but this place is almost always funny and chill, and never bad. That's all...