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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I gotta get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept, I could use some fuel myself and we could all use a little change.
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From the suburban mom thread...SEX BURRITO posted:I know someone who fell in love with a Tunisian guy and was taken in by promises of marriage. She sent him money, and he'd send love notes and Skype with her kids, telling them he was going to be their new stepdad. One day she Googled him and there was a whole forum of women who'd been ripped off by Tunisian dudes, with a whole thread dedicated to her future husband. I think my friend got targeted by this :/
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I'm p sure dudes were pulling crap like that on both sides (probably with hookers, too.)
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What's the deal with gold buying agents?
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MayakovskyMarmite posted:Everyone interested in this should watch the 1972 documentary Marjoe. It is a fascinating movie about a former child evangelist who drops out of the faith/scam. He then goes back with a camera crew to expose the grift. Has some insanely great gospel music along with superb under cover cinematography. It is also a great time capsule of 1972. Less than 6 minutes, pro click y'all.
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May 7, 2016 06:49
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 <---me ordering a year supply of energy discs
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May 18, 2016 10:18
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Olds keep falling for the same phone scams here.  Hey, it's me. This is my boss's phone.  Oh, [name]? What's wrong? I hosed up at work and now I'm out $20k. If the customer finds out, not only will I get fired, but the whole company will be in trouble. Oh my goodness how terrible. Can you wire money/deliver a paper bag of cash to my boss asap? Yes of course right away. It still works, and for some pretty crazy sums of money :/
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May 20, 2016 22:52
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What if the government sinks that ship?!
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May 20, 2016 22:55
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I've heard of taxi or restaurant scams where the customer leaves their wallet or phone as collateral while they "go to an atm." The staff realize it's an empty wallet or plastic display phone when the customer never comes back. There have also been COD package deliveries full of rocks 
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PT6A posted:What really burns my rear end about this is it fucks over every person who legitimately made a mistake and doesn't have cash. On the other hand, it should only be an issue in cabs/restaurants where they can't run a card, which has to be less than 2% at this point -- even the last holdouts I knew have gone over to debit/credit now. Lol welcome to Japan
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Just light it on fire, and boom! You're done.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:48
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I heard that Disneyland employee protocol was to put Pixie Dust on a Protein Spill. On topic: Disneyland and/or all children's entertainment is the biggest scam ever amirite?!
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MightyJoe36 posted:All of these quicky weight loss scams have the same thing in common. Part of a balanced breakfast. *
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Jul 30, 2016 05:13
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Some lady better stop using an incomplete email address (mine) if she's serious about Earning Money Doing What She Loves!!!!
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Sep 19, 2016 13:17
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Naive 20-year-olds walking around a supermarket parking lot selling car wax while-u-shop. Probably on commission. The main victim is the employees getting pepped up to be told gtfo in the sun all day.
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Bing is a parasite.
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Nov 5, 2016 00:42
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Oh boy not only has my old college roommate has gotten deep into a health prodcuts MLM called ARIIX, but they were #soexcited to see Tony Robbins - Unleash the Power Within in a huge stadium.
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Nov 14, 2016 08:47
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Lol it's not a pyramid, it's a funnel! You're on the brim and need to recruit new team members to make the funnel deeper!
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Dank new phishing tech
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Whatever happened, I'm sure we can work it out, please contact me at (phone number) or visit me at (home address). If anything was damaged and needs to be replaced, just use my credit card (number) or maybe I can meet you at 7-11 and pay using itunes cards. EDIT: If u don't believe me u can do a police check with my ssn (number) and u will see I am an honest guy!!! peanut fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Public Court of Santa Clara County ★★★★ Excellent staff, I always defend all my lawsuits here.
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wow so convenience
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DrunkMidget posted:I found a fun way to fight this. I answer these calls now, hit whatever number it is to speak to the scumbag on the other end, wait until they're on the line and then play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the keypad until they curse me out and hang up. The best part is they know I can't hear their screaming because all I hear is beep, bop, boop, bop, beep, beep, beep. If they're still on after the first go around you can go up a register and play it with an even more annoying tone. hell yeah thx for excellent idea, goon friend
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My inlaws got new phones. Fat smart phones with hard-push screens for olds. They got a tiny discount if they installed a free trial of a phone concierge app for two months. After two months the service would go back to the normal $15/month but they could cancel without penalty after the two month trial. There's still a useless concierge sheep walking around on my father-in-law's screen. At least they asked me before they said yes to a $20 monthly support package for 24 hour internet help...
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Jul 24, 2017 13:38
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one of many good reasons to keep a post-it with Martin Shkreli's personal info nearby
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Aug 5, 2017 08:05
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Is he going to come out with powerful new friends like Martha Stewart did?
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grad school lol
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Aug 7, 2017 04:06
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Some environmental organization did that on my college campus. Just $5/month to save the environment??? Of course! It's my parents money...
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Sep 3, 2017 09:23
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More like someone who actually cares about the cause and doesn't know the money is used ineffectively
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Sep 3, 2017 10:54
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Japan's NHK does door-to-door collections too. Satellite/cable tv has the NHK fee bundled in and managed apartments should have a group contract. The NHK guys are notoriously stubborn and have been said to demand things like, "sign this contract before we determine if you need to pay or not."
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Now that I think about it, television switched to all-digital in Japan a few years ago, including interactive buttons for 24 hour weather maps, show info and quizzes so it should be very easy to see who is connecting or not.
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U.S. Department of Justice 950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20535-0001 INTERPOL is the world’s largest international police organization, with 190 Member countries. Our role is to enable police around the world to work together to make the world a safer place. Our high-tech infrastructure of technical and operational support helps meet the growing challenges of fighting crime in the 21st century. Email: https://www.interpolpolice56 Urgent Attention We have this morning discovered that you have been making foreign legal transactions with Western Unions, Money Grams, Diplomatic Agents and Banks with West African Countries (Benin, Nigeria, Ghana etc.). We went further with the investigations we found out that you don't have Money Laundering Clearance Certificate, which is a major Federal Offence. You have violated the World Federal Law, which constituted against smuggling of large amount of money and trafficking of drug e.t.c., without having Money Laundering Clearance Certificate before you commenced the transaction. You want to receive such huge amount of money from UPS DHL FEDEX WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM HEAD Quarter's Benin Republic which is a foreign Delivery. Meanwhile we have stopped the Delivery, not only the ATM CARD was stopped but the total Transaction of the sum of ($2.7 million dollars) Furthermore, be advised that according to the World Wide Law Enforcement Agency together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Benin Republic which is the origin of the fund in question. Also Note that you are to take care of the documentation to be issued to you right away, because due to the content of the document and how importance and secured the document is, you are to take care of the document by sending them the sum of $85.00 US Dollars only to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission Benin Republic for issuing of the document right away and your Payment will be release to you. That is the only way the Economic and Financial Crime Commission Benin Republic will issue you the document, because they are going to issue you the Authentic and Original copy of the documents. Note that your rights are limited; anything you SAY or DO will be used as evidence against you in the court of Law. You have the full rights to remain silent and obey the Law. Don't think we don’t know you or your address. We will get you arrested if you fail to provide the document or pay for it to be obtained from Benin Republic. The Arrest Warrant can only be withdrawn once the document is obtained. There are three charges against you, which are: 1. Smuggling of a huge amount of money into your country without Money Laundering Clearance Certificate is a violation to Federal Law. 2. Smuggling of a huge amount of money into your country without a proper documentation is a violation 2003 Federal Constitution, otherwise, called illegal transaction. 3. it’s a Conspiracy, a Criminal Attempt and Disobedience to the Federal Law, which will eventually lead you to 5-year imprisonment. You Should Send The Money Direct To The Country Of Origin Of The Fund In Question through western union or money gram money transfer system: Country: Benin Republic State/City: Cotonou Text Q.: info Answer: Yes Amount;;;;;;$85 Receiver Name:EBELE OHIDE Sender name: and MTCN is needed; Once, you make the payment, attach and send to us the copy of the payment slip for verification before sending it to the Economic Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) Benin Republic. WARNING: Failure to pay for this documentation is a confirmation that you wanted to smuggle the funds into the country which is a federal offense and a gross violation of the Patriot Act and legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you and if found guilty, you will be jailed As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today. The UNITED STATE INTERPOL world’s largest international police organization will not stop at any length in tracing you down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act. Sign: General Shawn A. Bray, head of the Central Investigation Bureau UNITED STATE INTERPOL world’s largest international police organization FBI WEB SITE http://www.fbi.gov/Interpol site http://www.justice.gov/Supreme Court of United State International Trade Court
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And the footer of spam from loanequitymagazine.com The only course is to try by all means, direct that. dogs by marrying their mistresses; the fine old-blooded idiocy of young Take the key, I say. absorbed Phileas Fogg until a quarter before four, whilst the Standard, I took a breathing space, set my teeth, and again The slave was back for another, the day after to-morrow, as brazen as alabaster. You were had been carefully oiled and cleaned. in phials, and quarrels with everybody, that end in your dying were as exciting a topic as the Reform Bill or the imminent horrors of Sikes and the Jew were talking, but they paused to listen. water-drinking kind. carriage, had had a chill in it. All the rest is to show what sort of intense disgust about his mouth. length combined, and came upon me, armed with sticks, stones, and heavy I never see such an out-and-out young wagabond, your worship,' Bulstrode He tottered across the lawn; circles of Middlemarchers who made no part of her life. hours together; but nothing was to be descried from it but a confused IN WHICH A SLIGHT GLIMPSE IS HAD OF SAN FRANCISCO melodrama which he had already seen several times; attracted, not by speaking nor spoken to, by any one who passed. She seized Mr. Again papa was silent. He left the letter at the office, ordering the messenger to tempest of snow, as if to pierce the mist which narrowed the horizon shut. Casaubon's uneasiness. disagreeable imputations--perhaps even in her mind, which others might "Ah! Come now, my friend--you will help? The calm of evening was upon the world as I emerged from the great to the Grange to-day as if nothing new had happened. father, or what was his mother's settlement, name, or condition. accountable beings. assure you it was rather comic: Fielding would have made something of associated with the work. Countrymen, butchers, drovers, hawkers, boys, thieves, idlers, and a bedroom-door, 'let us hear what you think of him. You refer to the possible hindrances from want of health? naked--no shoes, no stockings, no jacket, no trousers, nothing on but a Casaubon had been a dragon who had carried her off to his the entire width of the United States. would bless them in basket and store! one knew whence came his riches, and was mysterious and imperable in Why not to China? Hawley. anything the matter? Bowyer, I suppose--just as moaning wind. appearances of the trampling of men in hurried flight. We never undertook to do any thing, of any importance, things," he added, looking at Lydgate, "would be to me such relaxation apply to the regulation mode of cutting the hair: which he held to be volume.
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Send ;;;;;$85 to my account and I will proofread in 24 hours!!!!!
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lmao he should look into ancient astronaut consultant positions with the history channel...
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My usual youtube-to-mp3 conversion site went down so I asked a friend for a recommendation, and the one she sent me too was full of ads and immediately filled my screen with pop-ups and even a voice recording about HACKER WARNING! your information might be getting sent to hackers!!! call this number immediately and Microsoft staff will guide you through the un-hacking process!! Friend said oh sorry I forgot to mention that, I always just close that window hahaha I think... she is bad at the internet.
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I ended up using http://2conv.com/nl/ there is also a .de and .ru and they also have a downloadable app to rip videos to relieve their cloud servers.
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