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Aesop Poprock posted:I always poop within like 10-20 mins of getting out of the shower it's very frustrating. Why can't I poop before I get in the shower that would be more convenient before a big race we are all anxious, stresses, and also buzzing with various stimulants to get your game on but they also make you poo poo. depending on where the race is sometimes there are porta potties and other times its a proper facility and sometimes its just the closest coffee shop. either way there is always a line up of dudes in their race kit waiting to take a poo poo. from the top category of racing to the green amateurs everyone is waiting in line to poo poo. wouldnt if be convenient to poo poo before you got all your bike kit on? sorry thats not how the worlds works. god help you if the TP runs out.
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this morning's work poo was unsatisfying and brief. I must get some fiber or starches in my system so I can take a healthy movement this afternoon.
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i used to work a job with a crazy early shift, and I was also in my early 20's at the time so I never went to bed at a reasonable hour. Thankfully my work had a one-man bathroom that was (obviously) lockable. I would go in there and sleep for 15 minutes or so, and then go in there later and poop. This is called return on investment, op, hth.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:43
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Got stuck on a phone call so someone got to the clean bathroom before me. Very disappointing start to my Friday
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Ben Smash posted:Where was it on this chart? 3 or 4 most days with the occasional 6
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:i used to work a job with a crazy early shift, and I was also in my early 20's at the time so I never went to bed at a reasonable hour. I've definitely fallen asleep on the shitter at work before. Very refreshing.
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Feb 26, 2016 18:51
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I'm poop-posting right now at a friends house. It's pretty rude and awkward to poo at a friends house but well here I am.
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Feb 26, 2016 19:01
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:I'm poop-posting right now at a friends house. psssh, poo where you like, when you like. It is a basic human right to go poo in the loo.
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Feb 26, 2016 20:13
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i couldnt hold it in and had to poo at home off the clock
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numberoneposter posted:i couldnt hold it in and had to poo at home off the clock was it at least satisfying?
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Feb 26, 2016 22:15
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Ben Smash posted:was it at least satisfying?
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numberoneposter posted:pro bono work is always satisfying Yeah but only if it was an enriching experience.
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:I'm poop-posting right now at a friends house. Wow, I hope he's paying you
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Feb 27, 2016 01:08
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just had a poop at work. slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 10/10 poop.
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got in early to take care of business on the john before the day started... blood everywhere.  I drank too much on Saturday and had the mega shits all day Sunday. Welp. Going to be an interesting day!
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Feb 29, 2016 15:12
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Bloody shits are gods way of saying "for fucks sake stop eating pastrys".
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Feb 29, 2016 18:39
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This thread makes me feel better about my life.
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dogstile posted:Bloody shits are gods way of saying "for fucks sake stop taking dicks". Fixed that for you
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*shits blood, doesnt see a doctor* *posts about in on the internet* checks out
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I'm on a three day vacation and I can't wait to get back to work so I can unload all this poo poo.
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if i pooped at work i'd have to work more at home
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numberoneposter posted:*shits blood, doesnt see a doctor* Actually I did see a doctor, in the ER. I was admitted overnight, put on steroids and got a colonoscopy. Anybody want to see pictures?
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On the bright side, I got fingerblasted by two nice men in the ER and got two days off of work!
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Wowzers mr. Smash plz take better care of your rotten gut + your mealy bunger.
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Ya I had surgery for Crohn's at one point but now the doc i saw here says I never had it? Idk  life is crazy!
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tried to poo at work nothing going on down there will try again after 2nd coffee
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numberoneposter posted:tried to poo at work take up smoking that is a guaranteed way to get your poo out.
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Ben Smash posted:Ya I had surgery for Crohn's at one point but now the doc i saw here says I never had it? Idk That's actually kinda concerning isn't it? Like don't you either have crohns or not have crohns? Lol did the first set of docs just wanna scope out you b hole?
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Captain Yossarian posted:That's actually kinda concerning isn't it? Like don't you either have crohns or not have crohns? Lol did the first set of docs just wanna scope out you b hole? Yeah i'm actually really scared tbh. Docs at the hospital here in WI said there was no sign of Crohn's at all but the docs in IL back home said it was so bad they needed to operate immediately. Last time I had a butt scope they said that the disease was not spreading but there were some sores around where they hooked me back up. So either weed cures everything or it wasn't crohn's and was entirely treatable without surgery. Depending on how the exchange of information goes between my old GI doc and the New GI doc goes I might sue the old GI practice. We'll see.
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the coffee i had was super gross and it tasted like soy sauce 
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numberoneposter posted:the coffee i had was super gross and it tasted like soy sauce that's probably cause they put vinegar in the pot to clean it
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i feel a poop comin on its like hearin a freight train from a few miles away
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Chinatown posted:i feel a poop comin on I hear that poop a comin, comin round the bend, I aint been on the shitter since, I can't remember when. I took a poo poo in public, just to watch you cry...
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i didnt read the thread but a cool parody thread might be "getting poo for pay" where you are payed at your job with poo! lol! please credit me when you make the thread, and ill see you bitches in the glodmine
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Your posting is on fire! Burning down the house with that last post! Bringing the heat with your ideas!
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mods can't help you here in the poo poo, buddy. Had my poo poo before the shift today and kind of felt sad. It was soft and limp, not manly, firm and robust. After all that's happened, there's still crap food in my fridge at home. Crap leftovers in my bag and I ordered Gyros and Lamb chops last night and devoured them like a hog. So, I talked to a coworker who also wants to lose weight and we're going to work out at lunch time four days a week and keep each-other accountable about our lunches and breakfasts. Now to convince my wife to give a poo poo. 
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Very soft and squishy poo poo today. Bad way to start the day. Always puts me in a foul mod at work when I have to wipe so much my hole gets chaffed
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