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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Hell yeah, cod roe. Fry some slices or just use them raw. Good poo poo.









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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Just when you thought Spam couldn't get any more hosed up...

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hejsan, kompisar! It's summer. You know what it's soon time for? Pretending to like eating rotten herring, that's what!



Ooh, yeah, that's the stuff.

And now for someone failing to understand how to open it.



Alright, here's how it's supposed to look.


boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


oh poo poo i think you finally identified what that flatbread thing from the last page is

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hejsan, kompisar! It's summer. You know what it's soon time for? Pretending to like eating rotten herring, that's what!



Ooh, yeah, that's the stuff.

And now for someone failing to understand how to open it.



Why does this exist?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a tradition.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

mds2 posted:

Why does this exist?

for funny youtube videos of people opening those hell cans

DrunkenDolphin
Feb 13, 2015
Honestly, if you wanna show cod-fish roe to the AFP-thread, you kind have to go for the natural serving method, aka "cod fish pants"

raw:


cooked


Mind you, i prefer eating it smoked.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

DrunkenDolphin posted:

Honestly, if you wanna show cod-fish roe to the AFP-thread, you kind have to go for the natural serving method, aka "cod fish pants"

raw:


cooked


Mind you, i prefer eating it smoked.

Oh god. That's what I've been eating?!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

IT'S DELICIOUS MORTY

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

IT'S DELICIOUS MORTY



Are there soup rules

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

cash crab posted:



Are there soup rules

I didn't notice the stove being turned on the first time I saw that pic.

There are no rules.

It is anarchy in the soup world.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Like Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just right.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

EorayMel posted:

I don't even know what this is.



That herb on top is clearly sage you guys.


Also it doesn't matter what color food is dyed when you eat it, it all comes out green for some reason.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



DrunkenDolphin posted:

Honestly, if you wanna show cod-fish roe to the AFP-thread, you kind have to go for the natural serving method, aka "cod fish pants"

raw:


cooked


Mind you, i prefer eating it smoked.

Those look like bull/ram testicles which are their own form of AFP

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




cash crab posted:



Are there soup rules

This raises all sorts of questions.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Pizzaburger hot... d-dog? I know those words, but together they... I smell burning toast

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Needs more taco

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I'm beginning to think Dr. Oetker is not a real doktor.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

zedprime posted:

I'm beginning to think Dr. Oetker is not a real doktor.

He's a proctologist

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
So are there any pizzaburger rules? Hot dog rules? PIZZABURGER HOTDOG RULES?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I'd eat a Taco flavored Pizza burger hot dog.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Pham Nuwen posted:

Those look like bull/ram testicles which are their own form of AFP

Milt or soft roe is basically fish testes.

Hard roe is eggs or mature ovaries full of eggs.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Ceciltron posted:

So are there any pizzaburger rules? Hot dog rules? PIZZABURGER HOTDOG RULES?

This isn't 'nam there are rules.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

The General posted:

This isn't 'nam there are rules.

But to which rules must a hot dog pizzaburger comply? Which department enforces it? I demand answers!

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Nothing worse than caviar.





Im older now so its nothing but canned Kippers.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

zedprime posted:

I'm beginning to think Dr. Oetker is not a real doktor.

Actually, he's a gynaecologist, but this is his lunch hour.

Whenever I see those pizzaburgers (they get advertised as "real men's food"), I just imagine the nasty hard bread crust and the clammy filling and I'm just disgusted.

DrunkenDolphin
Feb 13, 2015

pfffffffffft posted:

Nothing worse than caviar.

Im older now so its nothing but canned Kippers.

I dunno, kid me thought cod liver in own oil was pretty bad





~ the Foie Gras of the ocean~

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

CannonFodder posted:

Aww yeah, being an American is rad as hell.

New thread title tia

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

NLJP posted:

It's great on crispbread of any kind but especially the proper dark rye stuff.

Just about anything is good on knäckebröd.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Pizzaburger hot... d-dog? I know those words, but together they... I smell burning toast

Your pizzaburgerhotdogs are burning.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





I love things like this, because this is how the world sees America.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Bargearse posted:

Just about anything is good on knäckebröd.

This sounds like a challenge

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I kinda shamefully assume that whenever it's some sort of hideous amalgamation of burgers, pizzas, hotdogs or just plain ol' too much cheese that it's an american thing.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


From a billion pages ago now, but I just ate those apple chips while in Japan last week. They were lightly sweet, with a touch of cinnamon, and actually really good. The bag suggested a I Can't Believe It's Not Apples! kind of situation, and it sort of was.

I also picked up a small can of wasabi mayo Pringles, but I haven't tried them yet.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

13Pandora13 posted:

I love things like this, because this is how the world sees America.

It is the culinary equivalent of a Karl May novel, agreed.

I've only seen the aggressively healthful Dr. Oetker things in supermarkets here (MA, USA) like the frozen spinach soufflés.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug
Dr. Oetker's a German brand. Though McCain did sell their frozen pizza business to them. Maybe thats why their weird stuff is all over North America

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

axolotl farmer posted:

This version was real, and just quietly went away after a few months.



Wait, what, is that just generic banana-flavoured paste, or banana-flavoured caviar? (Which would be awful beyond belief)

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FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

steinrokkan posted:

Wait, what, is that just generic banana-flavoured paste, or banana-flavoured caviar? (Which would be awful beyond belief)
Banana leafs(leaves?) are used to steam fish in Polynesian cuisine; however this is probably the same banana 'flavor' that smells and tastes like that chemical "new skin" band-aid alternative gel. AKA that fake rear end banana flavor you get from stuff like little debbie banana flavored snak cakes.

http://www.newskinproducts.com/liquid-bandages/liquid-bandage/

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