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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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CannonFodder posted:

He doesn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but he'll still eat Kraft Dinner, he'll just eat more!

With fancy...dijon hot dogs

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Having been brought up on nice, solid scrambled eggs, those pictures are actually turning my stomach.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Roro posted:

So what are your ~favourite Mexican condiments~?

taco sauce, obviously

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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bringmyfishback posted:

is spagooter a thing, or is she just an idiot?

it's one of those things that your mom says and you're like "oh mom you're so lame" and then your friend says and you hold a pillow over their face until they stop thrashing

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Posted in r/foodporn



I vehemently disagree. I mean, Would and all, but still not food porn

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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I'm the du du

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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this offends and astounds me in equal measure

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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bringmyfishback posted:


^^ Flaming Hot Cheetos-breaded chicken nuggets.

Would, would not feel shame

e: specifically the nuggets (and the beer). I don't think I want anything to do with whatever the gently caress that sauce is up top

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Dude, that's a Bud Light Lime.

Are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it? We're here for you. Hurting yourself is never the answer.

guys should we call someone about this

oh christ I didn't look that hard at it I thought it was just in a funny glass :negative:

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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If Iron Chef has taught me anything, it's that there are absolutely no ice cream rules

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Random Stranger posted:

I wish I had taken a picture of this one.

As a bit of set up, my mother is about as terrible of cook as you can get. She's vaguely aware of the concept of cooking, but approaches in a cargo cult fashion. She seems to think that if she just shoves things that vaguely resemble the food she wants to make together that it'll result in something good.

She also has a garden. And like most gardens it produces way more vegetables than a person can actually eat since you don't want to have zucchini four days a week. And she doesn't understand that you have to pick vegetables when you are going to use them so she inevitably picks them and lets them rot on her table.

So last night she decided to make dinner. And she wanted to use some of her bumper crop of cucumbers. So what she did was peel and slice up a few cucumbers, put them in a bowl, and then dumped white vinegar on them.

I did not make that up.

Cucumbers in vinegar is a great, light snack and okay as a side inasmuch as things like carrot sticks are

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Un chien andalou posted:

Schwartz's or GTFO.

I've been told that Dunn's is better

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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reformed bad troll posted:

Via an old neighbours snapchat:



God I hope this is shepherd's pie



please don't put ketchup on your shepherd's pie

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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FrumpleOrz posted:

I ate a box of those! I'd do it again too!

Pickle Barrel restaurants have a better version of these that they serve with sriracha ketchup for dipping and I will not go to a Pickle Barrel without getting an order.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Admiral Joeslop posted:

Mayo on beef is an abomination.

Mayo near beef is good though

As in, lightly spread on a hamburger bun and insulated from the delightful beef patty by a large piece of lettuce and perhaps a tomato

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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whiteyfats posted:

Interesting point, but have you considered the fact that mayonnaise is loving disgusting food for fats and kids?

Counterargument: your opinions are bad and therefore you are bad

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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doverhog posted:

Mayonnaise confuses me. It's mostly used as a replacement for ketchup?

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Bubblyblubber posted:

What is it specifically that makes chicken so filthy with germs as opposed to pork or beef? Something in the raising/butchering standards or some sort of moral failing of the chickens part?

I read somewhere that it has to do with the combination of chickens being raised in factory farms (thus, being coated in their own filth all day err day), and the use of water chillers, which the filth-coated chickens are dunked in before transportation to the store.

I feel like this is missing some important steps in between but I know I read something along those lines.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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hello i would like an order of bees on wheat to go

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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That's some tasty looking asphalt

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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https://twitter.com/reddit/status/773240787081371649

can we please implement some pizza rules?

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Trent posted:

OK, this is true. I was referring to red sauce, but I was admittedly unclear. Jarred alfredo is universally loathsome, which is extra stupid since unlike red sauce it doesn't take forever to just make it yourself.

I mean, it takes longer than splooshing some jarred into a pot, setting the heat to 4 and stirring. Sometimes it's just a tradeoff between self-loathing and your time, y'know?


once a buddy of mine made a passable pretend rose sauce by mixing together jarred alfredo and jarred tomato sauces. This was before I really knew better

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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the correct way to eat steak is cold, dirty, and off the floor like a animal

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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I'm confused as to what exactly makes this anything other than a solid "would"

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Gosh I love me some fermented cocoon

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Looks bad todd

ChickenWing has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Jan 4, 2017

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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Underwater Shoe posted:

I'll take food that is loving delicious and squeamish people are missing out on for 100




Wrong thread friendo


I especially want to get that paella(?) in and around my mouth

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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

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my dude you're supposed to pick it up too

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