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Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

It's amazing what you can make with whatever's left in the cupboards.

Just a whole green Plantain uncooked, that'll be tasty.

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Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

p. sure that's a cucumber?

E: On closer inspection, probably not.

Now i'm unsure of everything.

It could be a courgette.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Oh god I feel sleepy just looking at this.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Must be scalding the top of his skull.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


:barf:
Splinter NO!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Uhhhhh i'm not going crazy right?
The Peeps soda image is just bad photoshop.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


Would and where can I?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

garfield hentai posted:



What is PDM? A google search suggests a food waste recycling program which seems appropriate

Protein Drink Mix?

Nobody calls it like that though.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


Would
But only if I can literally just remove the plate and table then start mushing that poo poo all over the floor before eating it like a loving animal.

Might as well go all the way.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Carbon Thief posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehkk9bxGRzo

They do a lot of other AFP-worthy cooking experiments; I particularly like ROFLWaffle and Will It Sausage?.

Oh god why would you do that to yourself?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Why even put the veg and what I think is apple sauce on the plate? Just gently caress em on the floor since they're gonna fall off when you try cutting into that hunk o meat.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


I thought those were like chicken pieces coated in way too much paprika.

Knowing that they're cheetos slathered in what looks like hollandaise sauce :barf:

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

My god Sheetz is the worst name.

"It's a explosion of taste for your bowels!"

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Is a beef wellington a sandwich or a pie?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Mmmm delicious hospital food

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Catnipped posted:

I can't tell if those fries are burnt or just made from very unfortunate potatoes

I think they're burnt wedges



Fried tarantulas!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

EorayMel posted:

MANTIS SHRIMP


BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!

So apparently burning your food is a thing in some restaurants


I mean really burning the poo poo outta it. The black goop on the left is burnt bread sauce.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


"You're posting this to the Anti-Food Porn thread, aren't you?"

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

mng posted:

They taste really bad.

So it accurately captures the taste of Memes then.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

PyroDwarf posted:

Yep. It's just celery and chili powder. I don't get it. In other news, meet the latest food craze, the sushi donut!



I feel sleepy just looking at all that rice.



Bonus:

toot

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

CuteStorm posted:

Someone posted the recipe video for this on my facebook feed.

It's "Molten Lava Lasagna".

Would and wouldn't regret it even as that probably boiling hot cheese sears my mouth.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Dienes posted:

Or you can just Google "Molten Lava Lasagna".
I did and all I got was this:

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I thought it was just Peanut Butter and seaweed lasagne.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


Oh god make it stop!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Pizzaburger hot... d-dog? I know those words, but together they... I smell burning toast

Your pizzaburgerhotdogs are burning.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I kinda shamefully assume that whenever it's some sort of hideous amalgamation of burgers, pizzas, hotdogs or just plain ol' too much cheese that it's an american thing.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

That's just Fox Glacier Mints with Potato Gratin.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Julias posted:

Presenting The Egg Salad Queen's Daughter's Spicy Egg Salad (on a Sandwich)



What have I told you about posting cum toast. :colbert:

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Have people seriously never heard of cooking brats or sausages with peppers? :psyduck:

I haven't but it sounds/looks tasty.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Or wrapped in potato and deep fried.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Ketchup cake:

Would and I don't even like ketchup that much.

Also Insect Sushi:

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


B-but where are the eggs!?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

How about "Guacamole with Kale"

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


Uncooked bread and.... diarrhea?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


A Foot fetish taken too far.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Uhhh posted:

I often make a point of “cooking in silence,” a ritual that allows the food on hand to talk to me — water announces when it is boiling, the fish tells me when it is ready to turn. This effect of concentrating on nuances over everyday consciousness is equally as Zen as dining in silence.

Pizza speaks to me. It's telling me...


"You killed me"

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Helios Grime posted:

You can't fool me that is not Pizza, it's just one of the failed tests for Vantablack.
Vantablack is made by burning pizzas.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Cerepol posted:

mmm Macadamia "Cheeze"

Gross.

I'll stick to moxarella cheese and burnt doritos thank you very much

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Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Looks like tripe.

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