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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I forgot about the ramen sundae! :barf:











Turns out the last one is actually pancakes!

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I love the extra tureen of sloppy goo on the side. "Wow, Helen, this mushy pink barf is simply divine. May I please have another giant plop of whatever cheesy sad garbage that is? Thank you ever so much."







cash crab has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Mar 6, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


subpar anachronism posted:

Has cash crab eaten one of these yet? I did it for y'all.
The soggy cheetos were like eating a crunchwrap interspersed with packing peanuts. :(




:allears: I like that you got the fries, too. And yes, that looks very soggy and sad.


I am very about this.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



??? What a strange ingredient list.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


You Are A Elf posted:

Also, you might wanna rehost those images on imgur.

Noted. My post was surprisingly resistant to being changed to imgur links for some reason.

bringmyfishback posted:

Nope.

Does Canadian McDonald's still have pizza, or did that stop in the 90s?

We stopped that, but I think we still have poutine.

Also, I am really surprised you guys don't have the fries. You do mean the Supreme Fries, right?



I am amazed to find out this isn't an American invention.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

A fair amount of American places have fries like that, just not Taco Bell. As an American, I'm not sure I would trust fries from a place that only does Mexican food (unless it's carne asada fries from a little taqueria or something).

Lucky Taco Bell isn't Mexican :v:



no rules

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I really honestly thought there were no rules. I believed that completely, and yet here we are.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pyrotoad posted:

Are there any grilled cheese rules? This is just too much stuff for me.

Grilled Cheese Rules:

i. Slap the bread. There is zero reason not to do this.

ii. Please consider not using raisin bread, but we are not the boss of you. You are.

iii. Apparently, use an entire pound of butter. Then, in return, you too shall become butter, and this is ideal.

iv. Be sure to overcomplicate the sandwich until the point where it can no longer be considered a grilled cheese sandwich, because the name of a food should not suggest that it is not something else entirely. Like a short-rib sandwich that happens to include cheese, for example.

v. Have fun!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Tiggum posted:

There's a shop near my house that sell something called "bio cheese" that claims to be a vegan cheese substitute. I'll buy some when I go out today and let you know.

There's nothing better than naming a food bio-whatever to remind you that it was probably created in a lab under some fluorescent lights and tested by squirting it in a monkey's eye.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


AnonSpore posted:

Someone please make a carbonara with that cheese

I would, just because I have tasted that particular type of non-cheese and it's very good, although it doesn't taste much like cheese. It just tastes like some kind of indistinct, general umami... thing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


It's doable, but not quite the same thing. There's a vegan bakery near me that makes a gluten-free vegan mac & cheese (?????) with cashews, onions and cauliflower and it's loving amazing. It literally just tastes like mac and cheese, without the gooeyness. I think for cream-based sauces, vegans sometimes use coconut milk, but you can achieve that same savoury flavour with just cashews and nutritional yeast. (I lived with three vegans for a while before moving in with my boyfriend, and their "we don't care if you eat meat, just don't cook it around us" caveat was pretty meaningless because they were always home, so I learned to work around it.)

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


gentle pete posted:

Serves one.

SCORE!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Beets on burgers sounds like the single greatest thing I've ever heard of.

Tiny content:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Meat



:) The lettuce gives it texture



Carl's Jr. Philly Cheese-steak



quote:

I love burgers and I eat burgers everywhere I go and I have to say this is one of the worst burgers I have ever had. For me paying $10 for JUST the burger it seems ridiculous that this burger would be salty, soggy, without crucial ingredients like fried onions ( which was advertised as an ingredient), and it looked like is the size was made for a Chihuahua dog to eat. The " caramelized" mushrooms were scooped from a mess of gross looking putty that was supposed to be edible? If looked like it had been sitting in that container for days and tasted worse. I am thoroughly disappointed with this burger and going to this place would be a thorough waste of your money. They serve a far superior burger next door at Hardtimes and Hardtimes is not known for their burgers, which tells you something about how crappy this burger really was. I'm disappointed with myself as last time I decided to never go back but decided to give them a chance and again they disappointed I would highly recommend AVOIDING this place. Just a sad representation of what a burger should be.

- Review on Yelp.com for BGR The Burger Joint [CLOSED]

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I asked 'why' out loud about three times watching this.


Scathach posted:

I...don't know how to feel about this.

LA Beast is the spirit animal of this thread.



:allears: I love him.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I can think of worse hobbies

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


YAY WEIRD CAKES













Bonus from IoSM:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EorayMel posted:

Fruit gives 50 health!




fruit salad

I was recently involved in a going away party that involved a really awesome fruitplate, and I was just thinking about how much I am craving a quality fruit salad. I think this may have cured me. :) Thanks.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Buy them. Eat them. Pickles are great, and delicious.



Pickles. (note: I don't know who that is, but it was one of the only pictures where you can truly appreciate the size of the jar, and I think that lady is probably pretty happy.)

Also, I just wanted everyone to know that "professional pet food taster" is a real job and pays super well, which is stupid because if you just tested it with some animals, you wouldn't have to pay them at all. They are fine being paid in cat food, even dogs

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Intoluene posted:

Mushroom gravy is not just gravy with mushrooms in it like this appears to be. That meatloaf just looks like toast, too.

It didn't register as meatloaf until you mentioned that, I definitely thought that was toast. And wow, that's why he married you? I wonder what her personality is like, yeesh.

diabeetz posted:

My first, and only, time having kimchi was on a delicious breakfast burger, complete with a poached egg and hollandaise sauce. Being a little hungover I was skeptical, but I trusted the menu. No regrets!

Related: the worst thing I've ever smelled in my life was fermented shrimp paste. The moment I cracked the jar, but before I even took the lid off, the indescribable smell filled the entire room. No picture does justice to the sour odour.



What... is it even for?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cyberia posted:

if it smells like dirty socks it's going to taste awesome.

:) I'm excited to see your cookbook.


Scathach posted:

Mmm pickled... somethings.



The first jar literally just looks like a big tub of somethings. Just general somethings. Terrible.



This all looks like a great way to clean out your colon! 10/10, would use as cleanse again.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



.... What the gently caress? Was that mayo and corn? WHY 3 OLIVES

e:



:3:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Mar 11, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



quote:

And they said it couldn’t be done. Or was it that it shouldn’t be done …? No matter.

THE SECOND ONE

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I don't know where else to put this but I have a burning desire to share it so

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


My grandmother was at least !!! excited about Reno. I wish she could have lived to see that menu.

Also, someone change my name to Football: The Meal

e:



(ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧

cash crab has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Mar 12, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I like the little carrot boat.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Yes!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I love how it's impossible to tell if it's a promise or a threat.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Solice Kirsk posted:

May I introduce you to single best burger I have ever had in my entire life:

The "Ministry" burger from Kuma's Corner. Its a burger of the month so only comes around once a year if you're lucky.



-Bacon Fat Aioli

-Applewood Smoked Bacon

-Fried Gouda Cheese Wedge

-Caramelized Vegetable Medley

-Red Wine Gravy

-Fresh Thyme

I am extremely ill right now and I would seriously punch a doctor right in the dick for the chance to eat one of these

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




It's a horse tongue... square.

Local Yelp reviews are proving to be a goldmine.

ps:

Lamb tartare with... grave dirt?

cash crab has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Mar 16, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

I was browsing the list of sandwiches on wikipedia.




Denmark, I'm sorry. That's not a sandwich. That's a tragedy.

Everything about that sandwich loving sucks. I'm in a bad mood and gently caress that dish in particular.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

Chocolate Pebbles plus a packet of French vanilla white coco powder mixed into the marshmallow goo. Yep.



Pimento olives. :allears:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

I have to admit I love pimento/olive loaf, eve if it is peak AUG as far as food goes (and probably barely counts as food.)

It totally looks like a skin rash or something.



When I was a kid, I used to make something called a "sad sandwich" which was mac n' cheese balogna loaf, sub sauce, lettuce, chips and mustard. I miss eating it. It was only for when you were sad.


nerd plus rage posted:

Since you liked the last one, how about some Loaded Baked Potato Cereal Nachos?


This is in the wrong thread.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Plinkey posted:

What is this, a poor man's Carnegie Deli sandwich?



THIS IS SO MANY DOLLARS OF MEAT

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cyberia posted:

Was it supposed to cheer you up or just let you wallow in sadness for that little bit longer?

Yes.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:


e: Cash Crab it's okay, we still eat fried ramen and every variant of ramen as if we're still college kids. Like this, but less classy:




Oh, poo poo. These look like fancy jailhouse burritos.

Which I promised to do a trip report about last thread, now that I think about it.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Arivia posted:

I think this is just an american/canadian thing. i've been in Subway and never had any trouble ordering sub sauce; you can get bottles of sub sauce in grocery stores and so on. Also I didn't make the original post, that was cash crab. :P

*dingdingding* That's what I meant. You're probably right, I just assume everyone knows it's a seasoned oil thing for subs.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Anti-food porn version (Quick burger):


I'm really liking the attempt at lettuce.

Guys! Martha Stewart's mysterious barf lettuce has a friend!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Peep milk

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Hi guys, I forgot about this thread when it restarted but I want to post Sandra Lee, has anybody posted Sandra Lee yet

Wedding cakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOSAgsfeppU


Oh my God

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