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LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made
I have now decided that open air hoppers are the worst things ever.

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LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


That's uh... not how you do pigs in a blanket, but at least this one look edible. I'm not sure about any of the other monstrosities from this post.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


There's a Cracked.com writer who actually tried some of those recipes and posted articles about them. He was not a fan for the most part.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


FFT posted:

nobody asked but this was actually ground beef tikka masala over rotini

my anti-food porn rendition of memelevel.jpg

also, it was hilariously delicious
I saw the color and the rotini and just assumed it was stroganoff. The ones my mother makes do tend to look like they've already been through at least one person's system already.
Then I saw the chopsticks and decided I definitely agreed with your self-assessment.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


axolotl farmer posted:

Superior choice


I think that pun is more off-putting than the thought of drinking pig's milk.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Breakfast/dessert pizzas are dope af, and I would totally eat that one with all the fruit on it.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Technically, pizza is a specific variety of pie, so...

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Except that's not pastry.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


If I lived within 100 miles of any of those locations, I would sure as hell be trying that out. Good venison is fantastic.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Pirate Radar posted:

Man, even in college Burgerville was just too greasy for me to eat very often. It's definitely good, though.

On another subject, a student picked a book about food yesterday! It comes with a quiz at the end.



The "correct" answer according to the book is a round, flat bread with toppings.
That's fair actually. I've made pizza without tossing it, and cooked it on the grill.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


I was going to say that someone did a poo poo job of preparing those hearts in the second picture, but then I looked closer.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


There's an old cookbook at my grandfather's place that has recipes for opossum and skunk. I'll see if I can't dig it up next time I visit him.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Yes, but in nowhere near that quantity.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:


“I will warn you, Zesty Sloppy Joe Casserole does have a bit of a bite, so if you aren’t a fan of heat, you can substitute RO*TEL Tomatoes and Chilies with a can of Hunt’s Petite Diced Tomatoes instead. My family likes the kick the RO*TEL gives this dish though!
Honestly who the hell considers this "a bit of a bite." Like I would probably not notice any heat from this at all, especially since I'm pretty sure it uses green chilies.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Throwing my own two cents in here to say that the sad reason we're probably seeing the pumpkin spice hummus as relatively inoffensive is that we've become somewhat resigned to the existence of pumpkin spice literally everything.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993



Why the hell would you think that cheerios are a good substitute for french onions? Also, I have no idea what they put in there to make the sauce brown.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993



How does one gently caress up saimin that badly?

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Darkpenguin posted:

I've been back-and-forth to the upper Peninsula of Michigan couple times this year even though they're delicious, pasties are kind of gross looking.






Would, but for the ketchup atop those first two. Ketchup belongs very few places and on pasties is not on that list.

I've actually made pasties myself the proper English way (no seasoning but salt and quite possibly excessive amounts of pepper) and was quite pleased with how they turned out.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


I would happily order that, but ask for either no hotdog or Italian sausage instead.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Blah blah blah stereotyping and all that, but seriously. Is dariuscooks a black man from the South?

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Stink Terios posted:



Hot-dog sausage and chocolate
Get a loving double boiler shithead!
Also maybe don't dip sausages in chocolate.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Picked up "The American Woman's Cookbook" from my granddad's place, which is old enough to pre-date the obsession with aspic, and mostly contains some pretty good stuff.

However, it also has this:

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


pienipple posted:

That sounds pretty good. Opossum and squirrel used to be common meat sources, especially for people living in rural areas.
The cookbook does have five or six recipes for squirrel as well.

Mainly, with the opossum recipe, I'm just unsure as to how exactly I feel about it.

Missing Name posted:

I'd try it once
This seems to me to be about where I'm leaning.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


RandomPauI posted:

What if the chocolate sauce is a mole chocolate sauce? I'd still think the combo would be iffy, but it would be formed meat paste + heavy savory sauce instead of formed meat paste + Hershey's syrup.
Never tried mole to tell you, but I think that would probably be a bit more okay.

I'd still be upset about them not using a double boiler though

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


To be fair, my dad has been willing to share his opinion on basically every kind of meat I can think of. (He grew up in Vietnam and the Philippines, before moving to rural Utah as a teenager.)

His assessment of opossum was "very gamey, and really fatty, though not as much as porcupine."

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


NewFatMike posted:

What the gently caress.

Stolen from Reddit:


So, I know I grew up with much better than average food, but please tell me it's not normal for people to actually think poo poo like this is good food.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Unless I'm missing something obvious here, this is just pho, and does not belong in this thread.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


As far as birds and other small animals are concerned, that there is a gently caress-ton of sugar.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


CannonFodder posted:

I totally did.



I don't have a serving plate large enough for the whole thing, so Spam luncheon meat walls with potatoes and chives stayed in the cookware surrounded by pineapple slices, I broiled the asparagus and moved to a new plate, and the hollandaise sauce is still in the double boiler that I evidently had to find and use. It's pretty tasty.

I used 2 cans of Spam because 4 would be overkill in that I would die from trying to eat it all.

You're eating that all on your own? Goonspeed, good sir.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Man, vegetarian and vegan imitations of regular foods are the worst. The market I shop at sells "vegan yellow squash noodles," which are literally just shredded squash sold at a massive markup.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Cakefarts Carol posted:

Natural vanilla extract is ludicrously expensive (at least here in BC, CA), so maybe they're just being thrifty... :smith:

Natural vanilla extract is ludicrously easy to make. Pick up a fifth of your liquor of choice (I prefer rum or whiskey), order some vanilla beans, split them and put them in the bottle for a few months. Gets you an absurd amount of good vanilla for honestly not that much. Plus ordering bulk beans means you'll have plentyleft over for other stuff, like adding some to the ice cream for extra vanilla-y goodness.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

NO SANDWICH RULES


This may be sandwich anarchy, but I would so hard, though I'd prefer it made with pecans over walnuts.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


I see we're making... bad pho? bad tea? bad mulled cider?

I honestly can't tell what exactly is going on there except that we're obviously steeping some spices in some kind of fluid.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Haifisch posted:

You know you made a good soup when it turns into soup jello in the fridge.
Very true. I demonstrated to one of my roommates a bit back how you could turn a container of good leftover gumbo upside-down and have it stay in the container. He decided after that that he was perfectly happy to never eat leftover gumbo.

I was a little upset with him, but got over it when I realized that it meant I got all the leftovers.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Okay, serious question here. Where the hell is the Turkey in this dish, because I don't see it.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


PubicMice posted:

I don't know about sugar, but extra-dark chocolate goes fine in chili, right? And dark beer? :ohdear:
Never done beer in chili, but adding some baking cocoa is definitely fine.

gently caress you sir (or madam), and your tinfoil too.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


I'm honestly more disgusted by the can of Mountain Dew they're drinking.

And tbf with this one, this is a somewhat common serving suggestion in this thread.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


elise the great posted:



Guess what motherfuckers
That... doesn't look quite like I expected it to.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


bongwizzard posted:

I think it's good in theory, but I've never had it be good in reality. The shrimp always in the overcooked and rubbery, even when we cook the shrimp separately and then mix them in at the end, the hot mac & cheese keeps cooking the shrimp.
You do realize the solution to this is to put raw shrimp in at the end and just let the hot mac and cheese cook it? And this is, in fact, how most foods with shrimp in them are done?

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LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Like, I see all the ingredients for stroganoff in this pic, but someone really hosed up the assembly process.

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