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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
There was another one of those Guy Feiri fake menus that was posted in the GWS food network hate thread that had a fake french menu, which included "chicken cordon cool" and a few other great entrees but now I can't find it on google :(

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
drumpf cake

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Iron Crowned posted:

I have the sudden urge to do some Charlie Work

Your illiteracy has screwed us again charlie!

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Sure, just go ahead and throw that one orange cube in with the otherwise completely white tray. Don't even put it on the left side to group up with the rest. Order and reason are for chumps.

That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

A Jupiter posted:

This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat



Looks like a wood cutting board? :confused:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

cash crab posted:

Agreed. Those things are a godsend.

As in God sent you diarrhea?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Megabound posted:

What? Why would you not use real cheese instead of velveeta, and why wouldn't you use real butter in baking instead of margarine?

You literally can't buy Velveeta or any Velveeta like product in Australia and I've never thought to myself "You know what, I wish this cheese was easier to melt and also, not actually cheese."

Because most people don't keep sodium citrate to allow normal cheese to emulsify and remain that way? It is real cheese and it has a few legitimate uses.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Ectoplasm fries, yay!

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

They're really good if you split them, soak them in oil for a few hours, bake at 400 for 10 minutes, cool and then stuff with a mix of cream cheese, feta and crab.

soak in oil? :raise:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

deadly_pudding posted:

PCOS Bill is a notorious food criminal, but I respect his dedication to his craft.

Craft of trolling? Please stop replying to his posts

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

RareAcumen posted:

OH MY GOD THAT'S A loving EAR.

Sorry about your job too but HOLY gently caress, THAT'S AN EAR!

I'm glad you used all caps cause I can't ear what you're saying

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Looks like rice paper, like it's a giant spring roll that got confused.

Also, man, I totally forgot about the Great Carbonara Meltdown of 2015. :allears:

The anti food porn thread: Why does there always have to be cream?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

FFT posted:









eh, worth it.

someone creampied your sammich bro :barf:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Jmcrofts posted:

Rogue is loving poo poo.

Dead Guy ale is good but gently caress the rest of their products

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Those 'premium' ballpark hotdogs are fuckin so good.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

titties posted:

What is the issue with loose corn? I've lived on both coasts, the southwest, and the midwest (the northeastern part of the midwest) and it is everywhere at all times. What makes it AFP-worthy?

it doesn't look particularly great and most people seem to serve it up in a very plain "i just microwaved frozen corn" method.

if you take frozen corn and char it a bit on a hot cast iron and turn it into esquites you get something much, much better:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

ugh, taken down :(

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

CerealCrunch posted:

I like to start and end my day with a half loaf of bread. If I get hungry after that, I'll have 4, 5 pieces of bread and maybe a few slices of bread

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lunar surface burger?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Schubalts posted:

The fish (or any other meat that could be) is probably the red-orange strips, and another set of larger strips rolled into the flower shape.

That's bell pepper, sliced. :wtf:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Kilo147 posted:

With whole walnuts and deep fried shrimp?

That's the dish, it tastes awesome but definitely fits in this thread.

Cumshrimp



OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

invisible jerk posted:

it was allegedly tuna carbonara

:cry:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Soup's cold!

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Edit whoops

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Grape Soda posted:

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:
I can't look away from the Meatloaf Princess videos, but I'm scared and horrified and can't seem to process the things I'm seeing. This is some Masaokis level poo poo.
Guess the food!


Pumpkin spice gravy

None pizza, left and right beef, cum sauce.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Would

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

What the absolute gently caress. This is like the polar opposite of the kid who won't eat anything that touches anything else. I'm imagining him eating with a serving spoon. How does a person even get this way?

Prison? Sounds like a prison food experience.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
straight vinegar is a bit odd but thai style cucumber relish/salad uses white vinegar, sugar, salt and hot peppers.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
"An eating contest is really the beginning of a making GBS threads contest"

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Picnic Princess posted:

Hey, they took the time to cut them into triangles, that takes effort!

Until you remember that if you cut a kraft single diagonally it becomes a triangle

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
:(

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

Loving this. Totally would, also the name is rad af.

GERMAN SAUSAGE OVERLOAD

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Tiggum posted:

If you run a business where you serve food, then your job is to serve it the way your customers want it. If you get all lovely with them and then gently caress it up on purpose when they don't like what you're doing, you're a dickhead and should get out of that business.

no, you're wrong. a chef cooks how they want to within any legal guidelines. Nobody is required to sell you or pcos shithead a well done steak if they dont want to.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Someone needs to build a memorial for that "side salad" with a reflecting pool and murals featuring inspirational quotes from world leaders saying we can't let it happen again

Where were you,
when they dressed the salad of sadness?
Did it make you feel like crying?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Picnic Princess posted:

Hello darkness grayness my old friend.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Samizdata posted:

I can't lie. Sometimes I just get a hankering for the cheapest of hot dogs, eaten cold straight out of the package.

What's your bmi

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

serious norman posted:

Pickle AND cucumber???

what cucumber? i see one pickle slice

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

whiteyfats posted:

Interesting point, but have you considered the fact that mayonnaise is loving disgusting food for fats and kids?

its not a food its a condiment

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

steinrokkan posted:

Oreos are sickly sweet. There's no taste to them other than the overwhelming sweetness that lingers on the palate forever. on a related note, after hearing Americans rave about Ben & Jerry's for years, I once tried some of their ice cream with chunks of cookie dough, and getting through the dough bits was like trying to chew sugar-infused tar sludge, no edible substance should have either that sort of consistence, or taste. It also literally made me sick.

Those Prince biscuits or whatever brand is in your picture are alright.

That's what cookie dough ice cream is, regardless of brand

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Crabbies crab house

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