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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

BraveUlysses posted:

That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this

Not for his/her case of autism.

All this insect as food chat reminds me that while lobster is heavenly, it looks like movie-alien viscera when you open it up.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Sakurazuka posted:

It looks like the top of a poisonous toadstool

No, those would be purple and white. These just make you grow twice your size.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Hey, it's Chicken & Waffles a la Divorce.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

AnonSpore posted:

Cheese Che Guevaras get the gently caress out

Queso Qadaffi

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


I'm almost positive that didn't come from the can, because like all Ligo products, it's so much worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyYKz0Lg0kc

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Looks like they may have either used too much egg or Dagon fish mix.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

cash crab posted:

My roommates used to call that "sad salad". Leftovers in a wrap or a pita, so you could pretend it was its own meal.

Please explain that purple stuff, though.

It's meat.




...right?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


I am the haunted tomato.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Sakurazuka posted:

n-no ring....

Well not anymore, Gollum had destroyed it when he fell into the Casserole Naur.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

AnonSpore posted:

Remember how according to his rules it's not carbonara if it's made exactly as he specifies but you commit the grave sin of slicing the guanciale instead of dicing it

Well, yeah. If it ain't done right, you may as well be calling any piece of pastry a shrimp.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


She seems disappointed in how accurate the actual dish matches the photo on the menu.

"It's not gonna have...that...much.. oh."

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Xen Tricks posted:



Stolen from old IoSM post. A Korean interpretation of a German pizza. Please pizza rules?

Still pizza. And I'm all about the loose corn and Shai-Hulud-ettes.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


"Appease me, mortal!"

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Mmm-mmm, Afterbirth con Queso.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Prism posted:

Ignoring everything else, why does the burner light up purple?

Camera was moving away from this abomination at quite the clip.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Indeed.

But I've always been a sucker for the common variant:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Eeuurrrghh, the glistening green crust reminds me of every cheap prop from all the 80's sci-fi B-movies I've seen.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

pienipple posted:

That's not clear, that's taupe. Or black if you get the moldy ones.

Green ones are the best, but it varies from person to person.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Arivia posted:

just get a high priced male sex worker to come on your face for that

Where the hell do you get your baby food?!

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


So what species did that placenta come from?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


It's like a death mask for a mummified fish.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Enfys posted:

It is time. Implement Pizza Rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLMCjuge6oE

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

It may look AFP, but drat if the making of it isn't levels of skill I wish I had:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsWB8laaJM

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Yawgmoth posted:

NO

PIZZA

RULES



Wife took a quick glance at my phone with this thread and asked why the Borda Mini Churros was surrounded by vaginas.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Tiggum posted:

Where do I get this?

From unprotected sex.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

It's the worst food wrapped around one of the top twenty worst foods. I'm going to die.

Agreed. Bananas deserve to go extinct with the next blight.


And grapefruits can go to hell with them.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Cool, you guys are married now. The internet pronounces you husband and wife or any combination of that. You may now turn on the meat spigot.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

That's the only way I drink Coke.

"If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola..."

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it's like that old penny arcade character

Gabe?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

sneakyfrog posted:

checks out

They got you the Kung Lao Brutality Chicken Special? Lucky gently caress, I usually just get something charred, missing any wings or drumsticks, and smelling faintly of ozone.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Haifisch posted:

I see you've never set foot in a Bath & Body Works. Cheap lotions that smell strongly of all sorts of things(including food) is their thing. Even the ones that aren't exact matches would have you smelling overly sweet.



The vanilla bean noel in particular makes you smell an awful lot like cookies.

Someone really doubled down on the "Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" proverb.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Prion disease is the tastiet disease.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Schubalts posted:

That picture cuts off the cholesterol and sodium percentages.

Whoops. For those not familiar, that's 1170% of your daily recommended intake in that one can.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Huh, it's a salt lick for people.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Sakurazuka posted:

If you can't hold a burger in your hand and fit it in your mouth it has failed at its purpose

Those burgers count as pizzas with parallel crusts, therefore invoking the no pizza rules clause.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Picnic Princess posted:

I was inspired to search for pizza volcano and the results are diverse.

















Were you perhaps looking for nuke pizza?:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Data Graham posted:

The pink oobleck.


If you eat it fast enough, it retains its shape through your digestive tract.

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Don't poo poo where you eat.

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