Let's discuss The Wall

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Let's discuss The Wall

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Not a Step posted:

The Wall should have an American Gladiator style obstacle course built into it, where any immigrant who can successfully challenge Patriot Guardians like Laser or Nitro gets awarded a free green card. I will also accept American Ninja or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge style obstacles.

Agreed.

I'm partial to the original Japanese Ninja Warrior course. That should given them instant citizenship.