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Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Whatev posted:

That's nice by the first Matrix is the only good film they ever made

Bound was good

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

everyone has the right to be an ugly lady if that's what they wanna be

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

What's the likelihood of two brothers both being trans? I have no commentary to offer, it just seems unlikely!

The second one aint really he's just bored and his dickless brother seemed to be having a good time so whatever.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That's because they didn't write the first Matrix, they got the script and made a movie on it.
Lol don't tell me u actually believe that crazy woman who sued them who can't even spell her own name consistently

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

hemophilia posted:

What's the likelihood of two brothers both being trans? I have no commentary to offer, it just seems unlikely!

When I was in highschool we had three siblings all come out as gay. Two brothers and their sister. It's unusual but it happens.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

B.H. Facials posted:

When I was in highschool we had three siblings all come out as gay. Two brothers and their sister. It's unusual but it happens.

One or two it's probably on the level but all three means daddy touched the bhole on the reg

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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B.H. Facials posted:

When I was in highschool we had three siblings all come out as gay. Two brothers and their sister. It's unusual but it happens.

so what did your parents think

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Gazpacho posted:

Lol don't tell me u actually believe that crazy woman who sued them who can't even spell her own name consistently

Two guys that have made like 8 lovely movies had 1 that was good and you think they wrote the good one? lol

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Danger Mahoney posted:

The second one aint really he's just bored and his dickless brother seemed to be having a good time so whatever.

that's kind of hosed up and mean spirited i think. nobody becomes that ugly on purpose just because they're bored. I hope she is happier for what she's done!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
they both look like dudes wearing wigs

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I think Neo would have just taken the blue pill if he saw how deep the rabbit hole reslly goes :stare:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


hemophilia posted:

that's kind of hosed up and mean spirited i think. nobody becomes that ugly on purpose just because they're bored. I hope she is happier for what she's done!

Look, I'm gonna say it, they were both ugly before the transition. It's not like they wanted to transition into ugly women, they just didn't want to be ugly dudes any more.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Two guys that have made like 8 lovely movies had 1 that was good and you think they wrote the good one? lol
seeing as the "good" one was cheesier than a french market, yeah

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

hemophilia posted:

What's the likelihood of two brothers both being trans? I have no commentary to offer, it just seems unlikely!

considering they both had the same stepfather/weird uncle/whatever it seems unsurprising.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i still dont understand how being a transvestite is preffered to just admitting your a homo

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
starts off w anime ends like this

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
so when is the matrix 4 coming out (or is it coming in now idk what's the right pronoun thing

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I'd rather bang the Sizzler Sisters.



I bet they could make a better Matrix sequel too.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Look, I'm gonna say it, they were both ugly before the transition. It's not like they wanted to transition into ugly women, they just didn't want to be ugly dudes any more.

Ugly dudes get away with being ugly more often than ugly women do, imo, as a bisexual degenerate.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




jackyl posted:

so when is the matrix 4 coming out (or is it coming in now idk what's the right pronoun thing

It'll probably be about how the machines are triggering the humans and Zion is now a safe space.


Honestly, how do you go this long before deciding you don't want a penis anymore?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'd like to announce that I am going to start my transition from a boy to a man, by having sex with both of the beautiful wachowski sisters, who are stunning an do NOT look like men in wigs despite what some may say, not to say that there would be anything wrong with it if they did look as such, for trans women do not have to mold and primp themselves to conform to the modern idea of feminine beauty like some bas-relief for the male gaze, at the same time.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Speed Racer was good, and I will die on this hill.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Carmant posted:

for trans women do not have to mold and primp themselves to conform to the modern idea of feminine beauty like some bas-relief for the male gaze, at the same time.

I bet like their movies, they tried really hard at first and then just phoned it in.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Wow cool, good for them both

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Wizchine posted:

Speed Racer was good, and I will die on this hill.

I'll die with you, homie.

Also, V For Vendetta is okay too.

Green Hill Friendzone
Oct 27, 2013

Wizchine posted:

Speed Racer was good, and I will die on this hill.

I will die there with you, brother.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Gazpacho posted:

Lol don't tell me u actually believe that crazy woman who sued them who can't even spell her own name consistently

sounds like any description of God if I've ever heard one

Stop stealing God's story, Wachowskis!!

God is a woman

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

hemophilia posted:

Also, V For Vendetta is okay too.
even if it was the best movie ever made i'd have gladly burned it to keep the mask from catching on

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Gazpacho posted:

even if it was the best movie ever made i'd have gladly burned it to keep the mask from catching on

then it'd have been some other loving thing

better to burn the people who wear them

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Linux Pirate posted:

Guess they both took the pink pill.

And by this I mean estrogen supplements

actually they are blue pills lol

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

they are both ladies now? very good and awesome (: sexy sisters serving up some super sweet scenes of suspenseful science stuff

I do not think some of these adjectives apply to this scenario, no

no I do not

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I do not think some of these adjectives apply to this scenario, no

no I do not

thats illegal to say, ever since bruce "gender" jenner highlandered that old lady with his car

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I'm glad they are being/becoming the people they always knew they were, but adjectives like pretty/sexy are patronizing in a clearly bad way.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I do not think some of these adjectives apply to this scenario, no

no I do not

how can you say it's not suspenseful? I can't wait to see what happens next, I'm already interested now I guess by making this lovely post

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

I'm glad they are being/becoming the people they always knew they were, but adjectives like pretty/sexy are patronizing in a clearly bad way.

Patronizing...or EMPOWERING?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Patronizing...or EMPOWERING?

It's usually that first one

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
more like witch-owski

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Boinks posted:

How will they one up each other next?

I have inside info that Lana is going to get her hands and feet surgically switched.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Id bang the 2nd one if I was drunk

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Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if their psychologists warned them about how ugly they would be as ladies. Like okay I'll sign off on this but you know youre gonna be in like the bottom three percent of ladies lookswise how are you going to deal with that.

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