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How big is your penis? How does it compare to, say a tapir's? Do you now have zootopic penis envy? I never knew gorillas had micropeens .... I guess it's all the steroids they take 
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I can tell that the OP is a shrew.
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Mar 9, 2016 10:18
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My penis is 14cm in circumfrence when erect
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Mar 9, 2016 10:19
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Among primates, I have the largest & thickest penis.
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Mar 9, 2016 10:28
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Mar 9, 2016 10:35
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im the viagra ad at the bottom algorithms really got infographic marketing down
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Mar 9, 2016 10:36
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my penis is size and thickness of tallboy beer can
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Mar 9, 2016 13:44
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Ask your mom which one she's prefers, OP.
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Mar 9, 2016 13:48
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The switching between "2 feet" "four feet" "two inches" "6 inches" and then out of nowhere ">49 cm" bothers me way more than it should.
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Mar 9, 2016 13:56
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Germstore posted:The switching between "2 feet" "four feet" "two inches" "6 inches" and then out of nowhere ">49 cm" bothers me way more than it should. they should have measured the whale's penis by water displacement
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Mar 9, 2016 14:00
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how come there's no animal vagoo charts?
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Mar 9, 2016 14:10
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you didn't try looking
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Mar 9, 2016 14:15
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The terrible engrish gets me the most.
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Mar 9, 2016 16:05
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"think of shaq with verne troyer standing on his shoulders"
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Mar 9, 2016 16:10
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I guess ima a shrew 
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Mar 9, 2016 16:10
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Why isn't goat schlong on the chart!?!? PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!
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Mar 9, 2016 16:36
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a dork is NOT a whale penis! can we please put it to bed already????
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Mar 9, 2016 16:43
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Ive got an above average penis ladies, pm me
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Mar 9, 2016 16:45
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Maybe it's not so bad if a woman calls you a pig. You can just reply, "I'm more like a pig than you can handle <points down>." 
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Mar 9, 2016 16:48
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drat pigs are really packing, same dick size as a horse and they're about 1/10 the size overall.
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Mar 9, 2016 16:50
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I'm a "dork" 
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Mar 9, 2016 17:19
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NO WONDER I'M ALWAYS HORNY!
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Mar 9, 2016 17:22
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It's not the size of the dork it's the motion of the ocean -slamu
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Mar 9, 2016 17:26
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Dreddout posted:I'm a "dork" Dreddout posted:NO WONDER I'M ALWAYS HORNY! Dad, you promised to disappear when my friends came over.
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Mar 9, 2016 17:28
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Why isn't goat schlong on the chart!?!? PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW! i've seen a lot of goat dicks. they're fairly long and thin. i had one buck named taj that got loose when most of the ladies (50 of them) went into oestrus. he smashed nearly every one of them goaty poons, in maybe under 2 hours. he suffered a heart attack sometime during this mass rape, i found him laying down in the pasture barely alive. taj was a favorite of mine. his heart was beyond repair, the vet said, so well, he's gone now.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:03
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I need to know the penis size of a sloth
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Mar 9, 2016 18:04
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I have a masters in biology and have devoted the last 20 years of my life to measuring animal dick. A useful and rewarding career, in my opinion.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:06
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Harry in Rio posted:i've seen a lot of goat dicks. they're fairly long and thin. i had one buck named taj that got loose when most of the ladies (50 of them) went into oestrus. he smashed nearly every one of them goaty poons, in maybe under 2 hours. Do not mourn for Taj. He went out in a blaze of glory. Fuckin' till ya die. I salute you, goat.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:29
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Blue whale checking in here 
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Mar 9, 2016 18:32
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Harry in Rio posted:i've seen a lot of goat dicks. they're fairly long and thin. i had one buck named taj that got loose when most of the ladies (50 of them) went into oestrus. he smashed nearly every one of them goaty poons, in maybe under 2 hours. That is the hottest thing I've ever read. Did you eat Taj to acquire the essence of his sexual virility? I'm asking for a friend.
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Mar 9, 2016 19:10
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I am apparently way above average for my species
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Mar 9, 2016 19:13
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Harry in Rio posted:i've seen a lot of goat dicks. they're fairly long and thin. i had one buck named taj that got loose when most of the ladies (50 of them) went into oestrus. he smashed nearly every one of them goaty poons, in maybe under 2 hours. gently caress that was a cool goat
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Mar 9, 2016 19:21
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So, at roughly the beginning of every month I get a subscription to a porn site. I do this because I am an adult with disposable income so I can and also because it tends to be easier than torrenting/thumbnail siting for porn. That time is coming up again pretty soon, what site should I get a subscription to next? I would prefer one where I can download the photosets and movies.
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Mar 9, 2016 19:41
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Sizone posted:So, at roughly the beginning of every month I get a subscription to a porn site. I do this because I am an adult with disposable income so I can and also because it tends to be easier than torrenting/thumbnail siting for porn. you should consider seppuku to erase the shame of paying for porn imo
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Mar 9, 2016 19:44
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they won't make anymore if no one pays for it shithead
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Mar 9, 2016 19:46
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good
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Mar 9, 2016 19:49
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on behalf of everyone with functional genitalia, gently caress you
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Mar 9, 2016 19:51
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wow, that human lady is promiscuous
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Mar 9, 2016 19:51
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porn is a sin
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Mar 9, 2016 19:51
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its not the size of a blue whale dick, its the motion of the ocean
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