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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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I picked up decaf beans this week so I can drink coffee all day and not get the jitters! This has been very exciting!!!

But it's Saturday morning now so it's full strength poo poo. Ahhhhh.

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmSiceEWMA8
(from a friend)

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Getting hosed up on pot(s of coffee)

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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I have no coffee and I must scream

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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It Saturday

Time for extra coffee

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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HamAdams posted:

my new years resolution is too drink so much fuckin coffee in 2021

You got a couple days to start practicing.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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First cup of the new year

But will it be....... last cup also

:iiam:

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Answer: no

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Oneiros posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K_sahfbdfI

i'm making espresso and learning basic a/v editing so roll that beautiful* bean footage

* bean footage may be blurry and terribly framed

that was deeply satisfying

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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And so is this hot cup o joe

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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bump_fn posted:

having a jug of cold brew is a life saver since i can’t make coffee until i’ve had my coffee

whoa

so you need cold brew to make your hot brew
and presumably make your cold brew after having drank your cold brew......






You are the coffee ouroboros..............

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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I had a near miss with running out of beans yesterday. Luckily, someone made a trip to the store to restock. Not all heroes wear capes. (I don't wear a cape)

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Saturday coffee & cats

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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When I think robusta, I think drinking bad Folger's when visiting family, and it makes me sad.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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As a special treat I set my pot up to brew at 7:30 tomorrow so I can wake up to coffee! In bed right now, ready to dream about those beans.

(I do this every night and it's a special treat every time)

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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I have been doing decaf pots after 11am and have zero regrets. I drank 2 today.

Edit: maybe one regret, I had to piss constantly

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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jesus WEP posted:

you drink the coffee before the nap so that the restorative powers of both kick in together

I had a teacher in HS who said the best way to get a jolt is to drink a bunch of caffeine then immediately power nap, because by the time you wake up the caffeine will have been metabolized so you'll be good to go. I'm pretty sure he was full of poo poo but it's always stuck with me lmao.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Remembering fondly the 3 cups I drank this morning. Those were good times.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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K cups are the only coffee I'll ever legitimately poo poo all over. I really do not care how you do your coffee as long as it's not out of one of those abominations.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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knox_harrington posted:

Going to bed, which means coffee in 7 hours!

Just one more sleep until coffee! :allears:

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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If I'm gonna have canned coffee I'll just stick with my brew from a Mr coffee served in a washed out empty can of Busch's baked beans thankyouverymuch

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

gonna have a spot o' coffee while a figure out a way to write "suck my dick, fuckman" but politely

Add a Please there at the start and you're good to go

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Small diners are the only place I'll do bad coffee. It's more about tradition.

I'll do starbucks if someone else is buying but that's about it.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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RustyKnight posted:

new beans acquired today

Congrats, I'm proud of u boo

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Saturday cofe

Don't got a care in the world but got plenty of beans
Ain't got no money in my pocket but we're already beans

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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MODS!!!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://briping.com/

Y'all ever wanted to smoke coffee.



I love this so much.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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PokeJoe posted:

don't talk to me I til I've had my bripe

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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My condolences. How bad was cleanup?

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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"Deeply painful." - when I didn't fill the basket in my drip machine with enough grounds so my morning brew is slightly too weak for my taste

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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RustyKnight posted:

Italians put sugar in their espresso and I have 0 respect for them, they can yell as much as they want but it's not me who cannot make a coffee that does not require sugar in it

Jfc why has the UN not intervened in this??

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Gonna throw some beans on before bed. Set that timer. Have some dreams about coffee, then wake up.......... and drink it

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Both offices I worked at before taking a wfh gig only had keurigs. The first one actually provided k-cups but they were all Green Mountain poo poo. The second one didn't provide poo poo but the machine. hosed up.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Any port in storm, friend.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Will I ever taste coffee again...........

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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shoeberto posted:

Will I ever taste coffee again...........

I am drinking coffee again!!!!!!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Liar!!‽!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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I usually switch to decaf beans after noon to keep my heart from exploding. It's still tasty.

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

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Horny man Travis

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