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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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Trees that produce fruits and nuts do not grow as large as trees that produce seeds.

I am no whale tree biologist, but I assume this has something to do with how much energy they spend on it. Making fruits and nuts is expensive.

Do we want to be the biggest loving tree ever or what?

Therefore the obvious answer for 1 is...

1-A.

As to 2? Thats more style. But I like J, lets get some true name magic going on!

Diogines fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Mar 15, 2016

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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That man was immensely brave.

Stupid.

Really, really, really stupid.

But brave.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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You really had a missed opportunity in the title.

"You are a Tree - A TreeYOA"

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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HBar posted:

C, this is far too important to leave to chance.

Agreed.

C

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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H in the garden of a wilderness WITCH! How does a bird know what a witch is? It is the human who can talk to the animals, duh!


Diogines fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Mar 17, 2016

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

You can vote for this, though digging your roots in will be, uh, difficult to say the least.


You just gotta cause witch problems in every CYOA, don't you Diog?

SUPER SECRET SPOILER DO NOT READ THIS IS TOTALLY FINE AS AN OPTION!!!!

Puabi-Chan... :love:

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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HBar posted:

Witch's garden – she'd either weed us out or turn us into a potion.
Or.

Or.

OR!

We become her new FAVORITE plant and she nurtures us and helps us grow and teaches us the ways of MAGIC!



Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

You can ask Pete questions on your trip if you want.
Pete, why don't we poop?

Diogines fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 17, 2016

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

"Wow man that's a super deep question I've often wondered things like that myself like why can't I photosynthesize catching bugs is hard but I guess that's just one of life's great mysteries you know? Why are we us, does life have meaning, where we going glad to know you're a deep thinker it'll serve you well out there."

"No, I mean, why don't *I* poop? In the literal sense."

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

D) gently caress the sun, who needs that guy anyway? Make yourself less dependent on sunlight, start developing means of gathering energy that don't rely on photosynthesis.
Lack of sunlight of a terminal problem, fixing it has to be a priority.


paragon1 posted:

K)Make allies amongst the small creatures, the worms, nematodes, and insects. Cut deals with spiders.
We are immobile and defenseless. Some mobile help could make all the difference!

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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Is it too late to yell something to Pete as he flies off? If not, I want to yell "Come visit meeeee when your around!"

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

Trees don't raise their voices.

It's Tree Law.

You can really aggressively whisper it though!

I would like to really aggressively whisper it then.

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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paragon1 posted:

You do.

Pete hears you but he doesn't know it because he's arguing with a seagull about the merits of primogeniture as he flies north.

The fool! Doesn't he know that Ultimogeniture is the way to go? Just make sure to kill of all but one of your children...

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