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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Oh hey, one more Raw until Mania :suicide:

* Roman Reigns says he's the Authority now
* Owens rolls up and pins Styles
* Terry Funk gives Dean a chainsaw
* Big E pins Rusev. The League sucks
* ARMBAR contestants brawl, Kane stands tall :unsmith: #ThereIsKane
* Jericho submits Fandango. Styles challenges Jericho to a Mania Match
* Ryder vs Stardust vs Cara for the IC title shot at Mania ends in a no contest after everyone brawls including Owens and Zayn and Dolph and Miz
* Reigns attacks HHH in the parking lot
* Charlotte defeats Natalya
* Bubba Ray pins Truth, Usos and Goldust chase off the Dudleyz postmatch
* Vince says if Taker loses, he's done
* Strowman beats Ambrose by DQ, Dean stands tall to close Raw

Champ RollCall
WWEWHC HHH
Tag New Day
Divas Charlotte
IC Owens
US Kalisto

Mania Outlook
HHH/Reigns WWEWHC title
Shane/Taker HIAC: Shane wins, he gets Raw. Taker loses, this is his last Mania
Ambrose/Brock street fight
New Day/League Tag Titles
Charlotte/Becky/Sasha Divas title
Owens/Ryder/Stardust/Cara/Zayn/Dolph/Miz IC title
Kalisto/Ryback US title
Dudleyz/Usos
ARMBAR
Jericho/Styles
Some dumb tag poo poo with Lana

3 more hours to go...How can we top this

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Mar 22, 2016

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

DA BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
#YEE

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
I liked the happy stagehand Jericho was dragging around

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




ed: OH gently caress THAT'S LUKE NOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 22, 2016

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Also congrats Ryder on having a Mania match

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Just got home, did Philly rip Reigns a new rear end in a top hat or what?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

So like Vinces big deal is "if Shane wins taker then your career is over." But if Shane wins doesn't he have all the power and just be able to be all "heres your career back Taker"

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Raw was okay; if you turned it off at 9:30 it would've been good. 2 of the 6 WM main event competitors didn't actually appear in-ring.

Shane/Taker is probably going to be fun but the seriousness that they're treating Shane with is so weird.


Ostentatious posted:

Also congrats Ryder on having a Mania match

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Critical posted:

Just got home, did Philly rip Reigns a new rear end in a top hat or what?

They booed him like crazy for the minute he was out in the ring, and they hid him backstage the rest of the night.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

very good title, great job

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Please add to OP for no dog solidarity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpsmW-s4Z1A

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Strowman may have gotten hurt too

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

3 more hours to go...How can we top this

They are sure as poo poo trying

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WrasslorMonkey posted:

They are sure as poo poo trying



sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
laffo at a triple threat, a match that never has a DQ stipulation, ending in a DQ.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

sticklefifer posted:

laffo at a triple threat, a match that never has a DQ stipulation, ending in a DQ.

It was a no-contest you boob.

Other than the main event that Raw was pretty awesome, about 60% intentionally, 40% unintentionally.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Chris James 2 posted:



ed: OH gently caress THAT'S LUKE NOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/jleib95/status/712114116979236865

:(

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Fuckin poo poo man...

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

loving GODDAMN IT I BLAME STROWMAN

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

What the gently caress is this an outtake because this looks like a flubbed shot or something.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


mistakes... were made.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Raw was good. Thought it dropped off in the last hour but the first two was real strong minus anything involving the Big Dog underground baby face soon to be champ Roman Reigns.


Even with the Roman promos it's sorta weird to have a build up in which the champ and his rival are basically absent, not fighting matches with anyone and just having the occasionally beating each other down

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Just so I have this straight, the last segment means either no more Taker or the authority continues on unabated? :downsbravo:

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
Yo what was the point of that Big Show/Kevin Owens match ending in countout a few weeks back if Show ain't even gonna be in the IC title clusterfuck?

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

rofl is the only non-injured Wyatt Family member legit Erick Rowan

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007


This WrestleMania is cursed.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:



ed: OH gently caress THAT'S LUKE NOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU FUCKER

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


THIS SUCKS

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao neville is injured so his wrestlemania replacement is zack ryder

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

YEAH

A LOT

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
Let the bodies hit the floor.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

How am I supposed to give a poo poo about Harper when my main man KANE is back?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Roman Reigns posted:

This WrestleMania is cursed.

Vince wished to break the attendance record and then a monkey's paw curled into a hearty middle finger. Turns out he will break the attendance record at the physical therapy facility.

Charles Gnarwin fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Mar 22, 2016

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

So with the Wyatts all dead who is left to be in the battle royal as most of the undercard is now in the ladder match.

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

oatgan posted:

lmao neville is injured so his wrestlemania replacement is zack ryder

If Ryder is replacing Neville who the gently caress is Sin Cara replacing?
Because I refuse to believe Cara being in the match was a planned thing

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


get the cops

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

they should have Hunico wrestle 3 different matches, one as Sin Cara, one as Street Tough Hunico and one as Masked FCW Hunico

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


oatgan posted:

lmao neville is injured so his wrestlemania replacement is zack ryder

I hope that they planned all the spots way ahead of time and Zack Ruder has to try to doo all of Neville's insane poo poo.

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