SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Choose posting. Choose the YOB. Choose a thread. Choose a weed strain. Choose a loving big diarama. Choose empty quoting, 5ing, dick sucking trolly bots and a fully sexual snail with human titties... Choose butts and wondering who you will be posting with on a Wednesday morning. Choose chilling on the web watching mind-blowing, comedy gold threads, posting pics of the food you put into your mouth. Choose relaxing away in the end of it all, posting your last in a dead gay forum, nothing more than a postin' pal to the members and shy, cute lurkers who must post before BYOB is deleted on Tuesday, choose your future. Choose posting...

Manifisto posted:

"eye of the beholder" sounds like an inspirational song played during the training montage of some scrappy underdog d&d character

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Risin' up, back back from the dead
Got my gear and my stuff back
Went the distance, now I'm back with my group
Just a tank and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You fail your save on the roll, see-
Don't lose your grip your Party's screams they won't last
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the Eye of the Beholder, who is winning this fight
Those casting eyes are really testing my survival
With the last living eyestalk has its prey in its sight
There's good loot if I slay the Eye... of the Beholder

alnilam posted:

Check thy PMs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/1277342930915614720?s=20

cda posted:

goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3

me: chill. here, have some weed, to smoke.

goatj: thank you. *(gets high*

me: have uyou ever climbed in this big metal pot while high. it is a trip

goat: you avhent steerted me wrong so far.

meL: the potatos and carots are to play with. stoner toys.

goat: thank youf ro the heads up.

me: heres a glow stick for ayou for when i put thsi lid on top of the pot. *puts lid ofn top of the pot*

goat: *from instide the pot, voice soudns distant and metally * wow...thsi glow stick is cool.

me: *takes thet lid off the pot(* ok tyou can get out now, i hope you endjoyed your weed.

goat: youve staretded me on a life of crime. everythign from here is down hill.

me: ....excelletn....Lt wustedL

Slush Garbo posted:

Luvcow posted:

i'm not sure if i did this right but i tried my best to get that youth appeal

cda posted:

Khanstant posted:

why didn't they ever make a bread that was OOOPs all crust?

Ice Phisherman posted:

https://www.today.com/food/pizza-chain-now-serving-crust-only-pizzas-t158164

They got your crust fetish covered.

nut posted:

its called edging

Manifisto posted:

from "horny sandwiches in your area want 2 gently caress (your wife will never find out!!)"

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Oh, somewhere in this favored forums the sun is shining bright;
LP is is playing something, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere posters are laughing, and somewhere others boast;
but there is no joy in BYOB — ButtTheShitmanFart cannot post

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

May god have mercy on my soul.

Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender

prepuce repurposed posted:

extra tender if u use a crock pot

google THIS posted:

Android Blues posted:

cetacean slunge grotto

nut posted:

Heather Papps posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

1. A party may legally discharge firearms at (or in the direction of) a second party, if'n they had it comin'.
   
   1. This law shall not be construed to encompass second parties who:
      
      • Were only funnin'
        
      • Didn't mean nobody no harm no how
        
      
      

google THIS posted:

vanisher posted:

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

alas, your dick! i blew him well, felatio

google THIS posted:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The sweet feet, neat Pete, bouncy bungus zone. This is where all kinds of stuff happens, posts, quoting posts, editing posts, replying to posts, getting your posts replied to. There is no greater variety than this, dog, fam, homie, friend, pal, dude, etc. You've reached the peak buddy, this is the zone, the one and only zone, the greatest zone. When Kanye said don't let me into my zone, friend, this is the zone he spoke of. The forbidden realm, where within its forbidenness the only thing forbid is forbidding posters from having a good time, posting, getting posted at, quoting posts. You won't believe what you've come across. We've got backgrounds that aren't grey, we got dudes with sigs longer than a post about Bayonetta's ladyfeet in Games, we got avatars of guys freaking spinning legs, avatars with freaking hands and eyeballs and avatars with freaking snowglobes that got a little house in em. You've found the gift that is too precious for even Santa to give out. You've found the one egg so chocolatey and delicious that even the Easter Bunny won't willingly poop it on your lawn. When Jesus said this bread is my body and this wine is my blood, he left out that this zone is his soul bro, and even Jesus wouldn't give it away.

You ask what you found bro? Bro you found it, you found what the whole world craves, you found the place where you can just hang out and post also it's getting deleted tomorrow.

Twenty Four posted:

Quality response to "what is this place?" asked by someone who stumbled upon byob

Manifisto posted:

new hover text

Manifisto posted:

new hover text

FutonForensic posted:

I'm from the government. Your Mom was captured off the coast of Singapore by pirates. However, we were able to negotiate the release of all the people riding Your Mom at the time. I hope you can agree that their lives are much more valuable than Your Mom.

Khanstant posted:

Manifisto posted:

from "a robot lady from mars who has big honking titties"

nut posted:

worst playground game imo

google THIS posted:

Thread title: BYOB homophobic thread tag

google THIS posted:

Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.

Christopher Columbus: Oh, thanks, Jesus. I'm going to help disprove geocentrism with them.

Jesus: Nice. What are their names?

CC: The Niņa, the Pinta, and the, uh...

Jesus: ...

CC: ...

Jesus: ...

CC: ...other one.

Barking Gecko posted:

From the "I'm gonna buy a boat and name it Your Mom" thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3935183