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An old man takes off his glasses as he jogs. For a few strides he holds them awkwardly. He puts them back on, defeated.
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Apr 26, 2024 07:33
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- Android Blues
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maybe you were projecting your own anxieties about the inevitability of aging onto the man - in fact its possible he was using his busted eyes like a fun kaleidoscope
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Mar 23, 2016 03:35
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- MrWillsauce
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I have a lot in common with that guy. And by making this thread you've just confirmed that there are people noticing me try weird awkward poo poo constantly. Oh my god what is wrong with me.
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Mar 23, 2016 03:36
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- Piso Mojado
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its called vision sprints, and only the pro coders do them to keep their eyes in shape.
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Mar 23, 2016 03:41
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maybe you were projecting your own anxieties about the inevitability of aging onto the man - in fact its possible he was using his busted eyes like a fun kaleidoscope
the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
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Mar 23, 2016 03:42
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his vision is too good. when he took off his glasses he saw too much, and needed to put on his glasses again to stop seeing so well.
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Mar 23, 2016 03:43
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- alnilam
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the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
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Mar 23, 2016 03:44
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- FreshCutFries
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the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
lol
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Mar 23, 2016 03:44
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his vision is too good. when he took off his glasses he saw too much, and needed to put on his glasses again to stop seeing so well.
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Mar 23, 2016 03:44
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
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Mar 23, 2016 03:49
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- the unabonger
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the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
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Mar 23, 2016 03:49
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old guy sees gross dude: "man that guy is freaking me out. gonna take off my glasses so I can't see him anymore."
few seconds later: "now I'm just freaked out, who knows what he is doing, he's probably behind me with a knife right now... " *glasses back on* "ah poo poo he's staring right at me!" *runs faster*
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Mar 23, 2016 03:52
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- Cyberpunkey Monkey
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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the old man: ha ha look if i take my glasses off and keep running its like im getting visuals. 420 bicth
Gross Dude (watching from afar): that poor, injured creature.. ill be like that one day
old guy sees gross dude: "man that guy is freaking me out. gonna take off my glasses so I can't see him anymore."
few seconds later: "now I'm just freaked out, who knows what he is doing, he's probably behind me with a knife right now... " *glasses back on* "ah poo poo he's staring right at me!" *runs faster*
I find both stories equivalently probable, so am quoting both.
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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- Hobo Pyro
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hes trying to level up
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