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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
A businessman deals with a malfunctioning ATM.

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Mr. Belpit posted:

American Psycho

Doc Friday posted:

American Psycho

Yeah.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Centripetal Horse posted:


A group of men seek shelter from a harsh desert environment. One of the men reads something disturbing on an item he finds in the shelter.

Two men traveling cross-country fail to talk their way out of trouble after being stopped for driving an unsafe vehicle.


three kings and planes trains and automobiles

A man's desire to change careers causes conflict with his coworkers.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A young girl struggles with the changes happening to her body as her mother invites strange men into the house.

Hellraiser

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

a woman faces a difficult decision whether to carry her lover's child to term after he exhibits symptoms of a terrible and potentially congenital illness.
forrest gump

Centripetal Horse posted:


A trucker plays hand-eye coordination games with an Asian dude in an alley.
big trouble in little china

MechaFrogzilla posted:

A man is Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Excited.
what about bob?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

a man enacts violent retribution when criminals assault him and kill his loved one(s)

John Wick

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

BirryJoru posted:

A man needs to return some video tapes.
American Psycho

quote:


A depressed woman loses her house after failing to open her mail.


Children of New York City spend the summer sharing AIDS.
kids

quote:


After the arrival of a new fast food chain a local gifted child gains employment.

Fast Times at Ridgmont High.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

kizudarake posted:

A man's desire to change careers causes conflict with his coworkers.
No one even tried this.

How about :

A guy spends all day hanging around a phone booth.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

SciFiDownBeat posted:

superman

and the one you quoted was wanted

Wrong on both.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Random Hajile posted:

Grosse Pointe Blank?

Sorry, no.

Hint on both: they were made after Y2k

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Vlad the Retailer posted:

Time-traveller commits crimes and causes multiple deaths, lives happily ever after

Butterfly effect?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Wild T posted:

Patch Adams?


Avatar?

No. There's a twist ending to the movie.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Giraffe posted:

While waiting for a bus, a young African American woman listens to a mentally-disabled man brag about how fast he can run.

Forrest Gump

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

BirryJoru posted:

This is a documentary about a joke. It is a joke only told by comedians to other comedians. The outline of the joke is that a man goes into an agent's office and says he has a family act. He then either acts out or describes the most obscene acts possible. The stunned agent says, "And what do you call yourselves?" and the man answers...

The aristocrats!

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

kizudarake posted:

No one even tried this.

How about :

A guy spends all day hanging around a phone booth.

This is Phone Booth.

kizudarake posted:


A man's desire to change careers causes conflict with his coworkers.

And this is Repo Men. Plot below.



Jude law wants to get out of repoing organs, Forrest tucker wants to stay his partner. Forrest Tucker rigs Jude Law's equipment to malfunction to make Jude Law needs new heart, so that he'll have to to keep repoing to pay for it, but Jude Law gains too much empathy for the clients. Jude Law's heart goes into foreclosure, and his coworkers have to collect.
it's a pretty amazing movie.

Anil Dikshit fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Apr 8, 2016

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

A man and his imaginary friend learn a lot about applied biology and chemistry.

Fight club

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Big Swifty posted:

Correct

-the only sons of two wealthy families butt heads during the holiday season. they find that they are not so different from each other, both having developed fursonas to cope with abandonment issues. Christmas is saved.


Batman returns.

crowoutofcontext posted:

A dark-skinned adopted child is deemed unfit to live in a community because a famous former member of the community, who is a prejudiced murderer, is moving back. Despite his efforts to prove that he fits in the child eventually realizes he must go "back to his own" and does so.

The Jungle Book.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

A late night train ride ultimately leads to a photographer finding a new vocation.

Midnight meat train. Story written by Clive Barker.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

They made a movie of it, I think it was one of those "masters of horror" low budget jobs.

Yeah, I just like his writing and wanted to point out he wrote the original story.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

stoners fly cross country to beat up shitposters

Jay and silent bob strike back

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

GopherFlats posted:

Two Incompetent best friends find out they're actually brothers

A deranged man who has a penchant for singing Jefferson Airplane karaoke.

Second is the Cable Guy

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