April Chat Thread: Discuss Alan Moore's Upcoming Spider-man Ongoing here

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

On a slightly less depressing topic than dying pets:

Fight Club 2 was utter garbage from start to finish. Just wanted to put that out there.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 19:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

END ME SCOOB posted:

...That's a thing that exists?

edit: Holy poo poo this sounds like a Mark Millar project

It still comes in second to Love Never Dies on my "how did you miss the point of the thing you wrote that badly" list, but it's a close second.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 19:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Huh. Do you know, I always didn't like Transmet's ending, but I just went back and re-read it and something new occurred to me.

I always thought it was a supreme dick move for Spider to not tell Channon or Yelena that he wasn't actually sick, but... there's no proof at all that he's lying to them, is there? The only person who gets told Spider's degenerative and can't ever come back is Royce, and I totally get why he'd be lied to and why the girls would help perpetuate that.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 23:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno posted:

I put ketchup on my steaks.

Rhyno you know we bros so this is coming from a place of love

what the gently caress is wrong with you

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 17:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

I do it too, but only on certain cuts. I'm not gonna put ketchup on some 60 dollar filet mignon.

The real contentious issue is that I like my steaks well-done or medium well.

Well at least your crimes against humanity explain each other.

Stop burning your loving steaks and you won't need ketchup to cover the charcoal flavor :eng101:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 20:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Chinaman7000 posted:

Yeah like Chicago's opinions on hot dogs should be respected

Or anything, really.

Their pizza is admittedly good, but it needs a different word because that's not loving pizza. At least California's abominations are still recognizably pizza that some perverted lunatic did horrible things to.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 22:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Speaking of Harley and Superhero Girls, apparently Harley is among their number now? Not exactly someone who comes to mind when you say "superhero", but I guess at this point she's basically DC's most popular female character so there you go.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 06:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Aphrodite posted:

What does it take to end up in Previews Adult? Is Saga adult?

I'm gonna guess it's straight-up porn.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 18:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

X-O posted:

I've heard that even from the people begrudgingly still reading Invincible that they really enjoyed some reboot storyline or whatever that ran last year.

Haha no, that was a super interesting idea that ended in an abrupt, stupid, and depressing fashion (and also no issues have come out since it ended).

every_invincible_thing_that_shows_promise.txt

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 22:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ImpAtom posted:

Dare I ask how it ended?

Sure!

So Mark finds this weird magic plant or something in a random planet and inexplicably wakes up back where issue 1 started, but with all his memories. He uses that knowledge to get out ahead of all the plot twists and defuse them, turning his dad good before he can ever go on his initial rampage and just generally being there ahead of time for every bad thing that's going to happen and stopping it first. Which is great, but after a few months, suddenly realizes that although he's teaming up with the woman he ended up marrying and having a daughter with, she's still dating someone else at this point in time, and he's gained everything but lost her. So he goes up to his room and has a cry about it, at which point the weird plant appears and goes "but you've saved so many". In a conversation with the weird plant, the plant agrees with Mark that yeah, it's pretty inevitable he'll end up with his wife anyway, but it'll be in a different fashion, and while they might have kids, it won't be the daughter he knows (since the exact circumstances of her conception have already changed). The plant says it can send Mark back to his original timeline, but that'll re-do all the deaths he's prevented and will continue to prevent, and also will cause some horrible calamity in the future. Mark presses for details, the plant refuses to give any, Mark declares that to be not good enough then and demands to be sent back. The plant says then Mark has doomed the world and is a "disgrace", and sends him back. Mark returns home and sees a vastly older daughter (she was an infant when he left) asking if he's her daddy, revealing he's been gone for at least five years.

NO ISSUES SINCE

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 22:47

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

A Tin Of Beans posted:

Hey, now - he's not mediocre, he's sub-par!

... I kid, I don't know anything about the dude other than that he does a webcomic.

Sub-par is generous. He draws singularity-fetishizing atheism comics about a big-titted japanese waifu with a robot arm and her steampunk friends. It's such wall-to-wall pandering that the whole thing ought to run on bamboo, but he seems to be doing it unironically.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Apr 20, 2016

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 18:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ImpAtom posted:

"It's so wall to wall pandering that it ought to run on bamboo" is a wonderful phrase.

Thank you

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 18:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Today I learned that Marvel has a character named Kim Il Sung. :psyduck:

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 20:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

Eddie Berganza's trending on twitter right now.

Well, tell them to stop it. I'm well over my lovely things in the news quota.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 23:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Toxxupation posted:

Yo I caught up on Vision and that is some loving next level poo poo, guys.

I'm not gonna say Vision is the best comic book coming out right now but if anyone doesn't think it's at least in the top 5, me and them can't be friends.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 18:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

trashbuilder posted:

what do you think your top five of comics currently being published would be? In no particular order?

Vision
Sex Crims
Silk
Wicked + Div
New Avengers + Ultimates (I lump em together because Ewing is killer)

Goddamn, I agree with you on 4/5. I'd say Vision, Sex Crims, WickDiv, New Avengers/Ultimates, and Darth Vader.

I'd round out the top 10 with Archie, Jughead, Ms. Marvel, Squirrel Girl, and Spider-Man.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Apr 25, 2016

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 18:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

If only there was somebody whose sole job it could be to know all the stories that are coming up and make sure that they all make sense and there aren't glaring contradictions between them. That'd be nice.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 18:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DrProsek posted:

Sell/burn all floppies. Store TPBs in cube shelf from Amazon or Ikea.

That's a weird way to spell "keep all your files in one folder clearly marked Comics on your hard drive".

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 06:47

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

Proudly Scanned by THE M@STER OF 0RI0N *catwoman pinup*

I have zero guilt about stealing poo poo I've already bought, doubly so when I buy it digitally and the official publishers couldn't bother to do basic joins in photoshop on their goddamn splash pages.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 06:57

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