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gonna shoot all my problems away! Excuse me, these pickles are stuck, can you get the lid loose? No problem ma'am. *bullet explodes jar, glass and pickles fly everywhere*  Help mister, my cat is stuck up that tree! *shoots branches, cat falls down plus remnants of one bird*
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Killing an armed criminal legally after cashing a bonus check has got to be about as good a natural high as there is. I'm not sure if doing it in front of my son would make it better or worse though way better. You aren't gonna need to tell him twice to clean his room after he's seen you lay open a man's skull like a fruit salad
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