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a tshirt gun i modified to fire tuxedo rolls soaked in axe body spray. with minimal nonlethal bruising and facial lacerations (will you be lucky enough to receive the coveted Dr no?!) Tux You Up (c) is the last best option for the gentleman in duress. and give a thought to our prom night special: with every purchase of a tuxedo buck, a Tux You Up technician will discreetly follow you and your date to Make out Point, hide on a distant hillside, and when the time is right use their patented butane torch tuxedo roll ignition kit to lob a shooting star across the sky- and when the stars themselves are rejoicing before you, even the shyest of debutantes will struggle to resist the sting of cupids arrow.
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a hole-y ghost posted:i'm sorry I lied!!! I haven't had counter strik e on a computer for 5 years my favorite levels were de_dust and de_sapointment the level my dad made for me to play in with bots only 
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i have timshare on a bazooka??
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me and the kids are gonna go for a holiday to the bazooka in three summers for the final 2 weeks of that summer
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my father is dead
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Isaac posted:What was his name?
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Teflon Don posted:Do water guns count... i have the same question about riot hoses
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i live in the barrel of a railway gun and at 3.4 seconds my commute to work has never been faster
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JiveHonky posted:where do you work, dont tell me "the toilet store" i pick wheat sheafs and place them in silos under armed guard
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if i get into my sleeping bag can someone tamp me down please, im working the early morning shift
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