Fat girls complaining on Yelp about getting waxed

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Fat girls complaining on Yelp about getting waxed

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

HoAssHo posted:

I had to look up the conversion from stone to pounds and it's apparently 420 lbs. This chick isn't 420 lbs. I don't know what a 16 exactly looks like but I'm an 8 and I weigh 135, so I'm guessing she's maybe around like 180?

well if 8 is 135 double it for 16

so 270

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

what if there was poo crust all over her vag cause fat lady cant clean proper?

Also what happened to taint reaper?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 09:11

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

HoAssHo posted:

lol that's just freakish and bizarre

Agreed I find her rather disgusting.

HoAssHo posted:

That's not how it works, dude. Come on. A size 4 doesn't weigh 67.5 lbs, a size 2 doesn't weigh 33.75 lbs.

Another dude itt said the same thing but I didn't bother to respond because I assumed he was joking.

But but MATH!

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Apr 7, 2016

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 10:41

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