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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Size 16 means she was at least 30 stone, right?

I had to look up the conversion from stone to pounds and it's apparently 420 lbs. This chick isn't 420 lbs. I don't know what a 16 exactly looks like but I'm an 8 and I weigh 135, so I'm guessing she's maybe around like 180?

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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Nightrain posted:

An Asian immigrant barely making minimum wage does want to go near some fat chicks rear end in a top hat....shocking

Her name was Lisa, which is a funny name for an Asian immigrant, and she owned the business.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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How does this moron think women deal with it? By not being disgusting sweaty pigs who can't wipe their asses properly, I guess?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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Yeah, only skinny people have sex. Idiot.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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AugmentedVision posted:

only skinny peopel should have sex fatso

I'm not fat. But I agree.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

"A little on the thick side" is different than a big ol' fatso though. Plenty of people are into the former - not that many are into the latter.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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Okay, that's a lot bigger than what I'm thinking of when I say I like 'em thick. I'm thinking like Christina Hendricks.

I probably still would though, don't get me wrong.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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lol that's just freakish and bizarre

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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It's weird how many of them laugh at the pain.

I wanna do this but it seems like it would be so awkward to have a stranger who isn't a doctor futzing around down there. Also, you probably have to let your pubes grow out a bit to get it done and I don't know if I'm willing to do that.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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I've heard that if you get lipo though, the fat will come back in a different area. It will now accumulate in an area where you didn't have much fat before.

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

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Divine Styler posted:

I'm no mathematician, but in pretty sure if an 8 weighs 135 a 16 would weigh 270.

That's not how it works, dude. Come on. A size 4 doesn't weigh 67.5 lbs, a size 2 doesn't weigh 33.75 lbs.

Another dude itt said the same thing but I didn't bother to respond because I assumed he was joking.

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