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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Hitler was a socialist AKA liberal

checkmate libtard nazis :smug:

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


I was on the bus the other day (i was doing my daily neighborhood watch run, making a mental catalogue of all the potential criminals and terrorists that get off in my neighborhood), and this old lady liberal hippie type asked a young hard-working man for his seat at the front of the bus. She was in bad physical shape, probably from spitting on our troops and protesting for communism so much back during Nam, but made up some excuse about being old and "disabled". Now remember, the front is the part of the bus where the feds find it necessary to flex their big government muscles, and force tax-paying americans to give up their seats for certain special interest groups (groups that obviously give these corrupt politicians votes). But this young man was having none of it, and stood his ground. He told the ol hippie to get hosed and get her own seat elsewhere on the bus, and in the process of doing so, he also stood up to obama and those other over-reaching political leeches. And then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped. I'll definitely buy that young man a beer if i ever see him again.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Stinky_Pete posted:

here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:
* Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
* You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
* Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
* You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?
* You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: Storm Watch.
* You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you and your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

*homosexual communist death squads will make you get a sex change or else you will be killed via kombucha injection, and your remains turned into fertilizer for a quinoa farm.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mdm posted:

man I wish Che were gay :swoon:

you moran his name is Che Gayvara every body know's hes gay what are you a LIBERAL and he's the one who started hot pants too i bet you wear them in your prius

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mdm posted:

uhh it's spelled LIEbersl friend

look at this fancy demonrat with his fancy book lernin and his fancy words

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