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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004


a handlebar has to be waxed to make it stick out/up; if you don't wax it, that's a walrus moustache

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poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006


BrigadierSensible posted:

I always thought a "handlebar" moustache was a Hulk Hogan-esque one that frames the top lip and goes straight down. What is the official name for the moustache I am thinking of?

Horseshoe

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals


Slippery Tilde


Bless you

GreenMetalSun
Oct 11, 2012


Bobby Digital posted:

Every Waffle House I’ve been to has had an open kitchen



Yeah, pretty much exact variations of this, only more Canadian.

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!


Fun Shoe

GreenMetalSun posted:

Yeah, pretty much exact variations of this, only more Canadian.

Tifton, GA has a highway exit with two waffles house, one on each side of I-75. When I asked a local I went to school with about this arrangement his claim was that there was only one model of waffle house. You don't build larger ones, you just open more.

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.

Stack Machine posted:

Tifton, GA has a highway exit with two waffles house, one on each side of I-75. When I asked a local I went to school with about this arrangement his claim was that there was only one model of waffle house. You don't build larger ones, you just open more.

Not that surprising. Plenty of places in Seattle with more than one Starbucks in eyesight.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Skwirl posted:

Not that surprising. Plenty of places in Seattle with more than one Starbucks in eyesight.

At least with Starbucks it makes sense because those places tend to get huge lines, so opening multiple stores helps spread the market out to a more reasonable pace. We've had a few fast food locations near downtown Orlando close recently because they were opening up down the main drag from each other, but never had the business to justify having multiple locations within a 4 minute drive. People would just go to whatever was closest if they wanted Steak n' Shake and ignore the other unless they were on the other end of the road, which caused them to cannibalize sales from each other.

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!


Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

At least with Starbucks it makes sense because those places tend to get huge lines, so opening multiple stores helps spread the market out to a more reasonable pace.

It was this, I'm sure. Waffle house is A Thing in Georgia, and not only for drunk people late at night. Every time I visit my mom in Valdosta it's where we eat unless I suggest something else. I would pop in for a coffee with my grandfather when I worked summers on the septic tank truck. There's one on the Georgia Tech campus. It's massively popular and always open. I think the severity of COVID finally hit home for my family back in GA when the local waffle house shuttered up.

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008


Fun Shoe

Stack Machine posted:

It was this, I'm sure. Waffle house is A Thing in Georgia, and not only for drunk people late at night. Every time I visit my mom in Valdosta it's where we eat unless I suggest something else. I would pop in for a coffee with my grandfather when I worked summers on the septic tank truck. There's one on the Georgia Tech campus. It's massively popular and always open. I think the severity of COVID finally hit home for my family back in GA when the local waffle house shuttered up.

I mean, the Waffle House index is a thing.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010


When the trans people have taken everything from you

https://mobile.twitter.com/notcurse...161656369807360

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012


Imagine having so much power that you can cause someone to refuse to take a poo poo just by existing god drat

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Jollity Farm posted:

When the trans people have taken everything from you

https://mobile.twitter.com/notcurse...161656369807360

Well, she's right about sport. Dunno about the toilet thing though; public toilets have, like, stalls.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


Do people just blank out and forgot unisex bathrooms exists?

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

And apparently coed [sport].

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Also, the vast majority of women’s sports champions are cis women.

And why doesn’t the girl do gymnastics or ice skating, where being cis would give her an advantage over most trans competitors? If she’s already in the TERF tank at her age.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Just pee in the alley like a normal person.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I too have given up on sports and public toilets, but it's not a fear-of-trans-people thing.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010


None of the public toilets are open right now, everyone who's out and about has to go in a hedge if they can't hold it in. And those are entirely unisex.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Jollity Farm posted:

When the trans people have taken everything from you

https://mobile.twitter.com/notcurse...161656369807360
Read the tweet without reading your comment and thought it was a covid thing

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

freeedr posted:

The handlebar is the one that curls up on the sides like every hipster that uses facial hair in place of a personality has. It’s one of the few mustaches I haven’t seen Sam Elliot wear

I've been living a lie for DECADES!

BrigadierSensible posted:

I always thought a "handlebar" moustache was a Hulk Hogan-esque one that frames the top lip and goes straight down. What is the official name for the moustache I am thinking of?
At least I'm not alone.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


BrigadierSensible posted:

I always thought a "handlebar" moustache was a Hulk Hogan-esque one that frames the top lip and goes straight down. What is the official name for the moustache I am thinking of?

thats a horseshoe mustache

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.


What was the previous “point” to athletics? I played various sports for most my life, I guess my parents never told me it’s not fun unless you’re playing with cis people.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.


Tired Moritz posted:

Do people just blank out and forgot unisex bathrooms exists?
Anyone producing bullshit of this caliber is some mix of stupid and evil that makes them either unable to have coherent thoughts or unwilling to honestly present their thoughts

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 12:42 on May 24, 2020

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




JGdmn posted:

What was the previous “point” to athletics? I played various sports for most my life, I guess my parents never told me it’s not fun unless you’re playing with cis people.

Obviously you only do sports if you're going to win. That is the only purpose. And since those mean, mean transes are playing, they will always win, so there is absolutely no other reason anyone would ever play sports.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

It's also another example of so called "Feminists" thinking poorly of women - clearly there is no point in playing a game if you might have to play against a man because there's no way a girl could beat a boy at something. That's the logic they are using. (I'm not saying Transwomen are men, I am deconstructing their logic on the situation because they clearly think that's the case.)

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.


A girl halfback trucked the poo poo out of me in pop warner once.

To this day my balls remain on that dusty field in the suburbs of Arizona.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



JGdmn posted:

A girl halfback trucked the poo poo out of me in pop warner once.

To this day my balls remain on that dusty field in the suburbs of Arizona.

I thought I was supposed to smell burning hair when having a stroke.

SodomyGoat101
Nov 20, 2012


Biplane posted:

I thought I was supposed to smell burning hair when having a stroke.

Try lube.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



BioEnchanted posted:

It's also another example of so called "Feminists" thinking poorly of women - clearly there is no point in playing a game if you might have to play against a man because there's no way a girl could beat a boy at something. That's the logic they are using. (I'm not saying Transwomen are men, I am deconstructing their logic on the situation because they clearly think that's the case.)

I'm a teacher and I worked with a woman who had competed in athletics at a national level. Watching her destroy all the overly competitive dads in the parents/teachers fun race at the school athletics day was a true joy to behold.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



JGdmn posted:

A girl halfback trucked the poo poo out of me in pop warner once.

To this day my balls remain on that dusty field in the suburbs of Arizona.

Also left in that field: your rainbow shades, your Indian braids, and your hobo shoes

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