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Khazar-khum posted:Soles viral marketing for the new sonic game is going some dark, dark places
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 13:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:45 |
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throw that in the pile of "stdh where the writer is way more irritating/less cool than the fictional antagonist"
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:43 |
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right not the way i do it
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 16:00 |
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Non Serviam posted:Without the added angsty rebellious teen poo poo, "Columbine :the musical" is a pretty funny concept. - live from the south park writers room
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 01:57 |
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Yeah I have no reason to believe "person is dumb on Twitter" is being faked. I think "person is dumb on Twitter" is actually there mission statement
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 17:52 |
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RareAcumen posted:In scared gun owner land, life is Left 4 Dead. but for some reason all the zombies look like Louis
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 22:31 |
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EmmyOk posted:Why's this dude loving the Samaritan that tried to help him? a new bible for a new era
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 02:21 |
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EmmyOk posted:We used to finger wag after we beat certain teams in fencing but it was solely to be as smug as possible. It's rapscallions like you who are ruining the noble pass time of fencing *readjusts monocle*
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 18:02 |
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in ten Years people will still be asking each other where they were when curious lump got owned
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:48 |
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Troper tales are the best part of this loving thread
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 04:21 |
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Kajeesus posted:Earlier today, a friend told me a story about a pirate with a steering wheel down his pants. Apparently it was "driving his nuts." I asked him how that worked, since nuts can't drive on their own, and a steering wheel obviously isn't enough to do it. What, does he have a little set of rolling wheels down his pants, or maybe a small dinghy? When he couldn't answer my questions I, without missing a beat, called him out on his obvious stdh. He was visibly shaken, and ran from the room crying, applause, blowjobs, Einstein. don't you dare compare one of the greatest jokes ever written to the pokémon go trash. I'm getting heated over here
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 17:17 |
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Inter gender MMA, now there's a good idea
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 22:56 |
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Non Serviam, are you not American? Serious question, because I don't think you get American racial dynamics at all and these kind of posts keep coming from you. I'm not trying to "gotcha", I'm just genuinely curious
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 17:34 |
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Like urban is the most ancient of dog whistles, right there alongside thug and eloquent
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 17:42 |
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I am giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he's just a hapless foreigner who doesn't understand the nightmare world that American racial politics occupy... ...and probably every country, now that I think about it.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 17:58 |
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Maybe he's just from an insanely dumb country. Or, dear God, maybe he's Australian. Yikes.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 18:05 |
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Non Serviam posted:I'm not from the US, no. However, in the text "urban" appeared as opposed to "rural." he didn't say "against urban youth" or "urban thugs." you can't just see the word "urban" and immediately assume it's racially loaded. As for zombie, even other posters expressed their puzzling about that one; devoid of context, we can't just assets every bad word is code for "black." Buddy one of these days I'm going to take you on a fishing trip,just you and me, and I'm going to explain what a dog whistle is to you, and you're going to get woke as gently caress. It'll be very exciting for you. And I'm black so you can trust that this info bomb will be coming straight from the source.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 02:54 |
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Non Serviam posted:Personally, I'd like to see an MMA fight between a trained fighter and someone who learned on YouTube. Fred Ettish vs Johnny Rhodes is what you're looking for
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 18:08 |
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"Hello, doctor? My eight year old is so woke that it's affecting her grades, she can't get any sleep and she's missing the bus in the morning."
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 15:26 |
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I generally think it would be poor form to post a story wherein I break a woman's nose while droning on like a busted SHODAN clone
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 23:56 |
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Suck my digit u nerds
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 03:35 |
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Dang this convo went from like 1 to 10 right away
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 21:12 |
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I thought manic pixie dream girls were just sexy magical negros in that they exist to give aimless white dudes clarity Of course this implies that Bagger Vance isn't sexy and that couldn't be further from the truth
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 14:40 |
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the big book of British gardens
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 16:28 |
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Nostradingus posted:The last time I went to the theater in my rural hometown, there was just one guy yelling "I am Batman" every 10 minutes or so. It wasn't even a Batman movie Sorry I didn't realize I was being so loud
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 00:01 |
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BobbyK posted:God I love troper tales They're violently inane and I love them for it
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 17:23 |
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Fruit Smoothies posted:
Becoming a Santa sounds like some assassin's creed poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 15:26 |
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Parsley sage rosemary and Goku
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 22:49 |
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"How do I think black people talk? Well it's a little something like this..."
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 22:14 |
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RoboRodent posted:I know someone who owns a bat'leth. I'm not sure both of these can be true gently caress YOU BOBBYK
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 21:51 |
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LanceHunter posted:My deep, deep hope for the post-millennial generation is that they have a massive popular backlash against nerd poo poo. Like, when they hit their rebellious phase they key in to the fact that the best way to piss off their parents is to hate Harry Potter and Star Wars. "Someone help my incredibly buff jock son keeps knocking my anime dvds out of my hands"
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:07 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:55-year-old comedian Dan Nainan has been scoring interview after interview with various publications about his story as a millennial who left a cushy job to be a successful comic, a millennial undecided voter, a millennial who voted for Obama and then Trump, etc. He is also a lunatic who harasses every comic who makes fun of this obvious bullshit and even said he would fight one to the death on the Isle of Man. It's extremely cool that I'm going to live to see the death of journalism and possibly the death of information as we know it
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 16:51 |
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were approaching the urr troper tale "Me ugg am lancer in band of 5 with zugg, trugg, clegg and shiro (am nickname), here me crowning moment of badass"
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 17:29 |
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Danaru posted:Even ignoring the stdh, why would you put a brazzers decal on your car because the walls between the internet and real life are rapidly degenerating
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 07:29 |
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uggggggggh white people who think that having a black friend is inherently funny/noteworthy are so tiresome. Source: I've been that black friend too many times in the past
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 22:22 |
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Dejawesp posted:Will you be my black friend so I can post racist stuff on the internet and then reference you to protect myself from call outs? stdh: me having a friend
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 02:45 |
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God Hole posted:This has been making the rounds on my friend's social media lately. Not only did this not happen, but someone thought that this disgusting incest fantasy would make a good meme, and then it did. Jesus lady cut your fingernails, no one should hear you fingering yourself
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 02:52 |
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Make Love to this Doctor!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 22:46 |
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Tired Moritz posted:eat the tall. It's gonna take all day!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:57 |
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Decrepus posted:So I went into *popular fast food place* To be fair it was probably a hilarious amount of food
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 17:45 |