shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Given the context of running 10 miles, i wonder how much time "in no time" is suppose to be.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 06:56

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:47

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

RareAcumen posted:

They deserve it, with their lovely pay and their overworking bosses and the constant lack of respect, those bastards.

Of course they do, they choose to work at a lovely job if they want more money they just have to bootstrap up and get an education :smug:

# ¿ May 6, 2016 05:40

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

What happened to just seeing kids and thinking "aww they make a cute couple" and now we have to refer it as shipping.

loving internet.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 09:35

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Khazar-khum posted:

Fedora Spotted

Hey man thanks for the advice, you mind warning me if you see sombody like that? Thanks bro

# ¿ May 23, 2016 11:58

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

goon spit is the deadlist biological weapon known to man, it's no wonder she ran away.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 05:19

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

The Smoothenator cares not for porto potties

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 22:27

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

no health, safety, or government regulations.

Nevermind the fact that porn stars are tested all the goddamn time to make sure they don't have kind of nasty diseases that would put themselves or anybody else they work with out of a job.

also mods change my name to The Porn Mafia TIA

# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 20:37

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Speaking of Pokemon Go poo poo that didn't/won't happen

Why yes Ms. Johnson, please use up 30+ minutes of class time to use up all 100 pokeballs i have, it certainly woulden't be easier to just take the phone away for the day and make the parent/kid pay out of pocket to get it back.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 19:57

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

sweeperbravo posted:

Right and the people who write these things aren't likely to be around others, let alone others who will interact with them voluntarily.

Now now that's not entirely fair, Pokemon Go is the only reason these people are going outside at all.They just haven't worked up the courage to talk to that other group of people across the park quite yet :v:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 00:59

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Alaois posted:

i can assure you they absolutely fuckin love Epic Rap Battles of History

That's different because it's a youtube video and the characters rap battling are ones i know from videogames! It's not like that Kanye poo poo where it's about bitches and hoes.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 02:41

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Manuel Calavera posted:

I wouldn't call these historical names video game characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbH1BVXywY&hd=1

I thought they had a few videos there they had videogame characters face off? My mistake then, but my point still stands that those kinds of people still watch those videos even though rap is crap.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 13:06

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

I know we haven't had one show up in a while but i would actually believe half these "and then they burst out in Bohemian Rhapsody" stories if they used a different Queen song. We Will Rock You? We are the Champions? At least those you can have semi-decent excuses for like sporting events and stuff.

Also in general, nobody bursts out into Bohemian Rhapsody and sung the entire thing, the loving song is like 6 minutes long.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 03:08

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Decrepus posted:

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me post

Beelzebub has an admin put aside for me

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 05:25

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 08:58

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

"Child, why do you, a mere babe of 12 years, know of such filth? I do not condone this!

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 10:11

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Gillmore Girls? Is this letter from the early 2000's or something :psyduck:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 03:04

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Whoever made this clearly hasen't actually played D&D before.

So are they are starting at the top of the steps or at the bottom? At first it seems like the bottom since he is running UP stairs with his speed increase but then when the DM is calculating his running speed he is somehow magically at the bottom again?

If all the steps are doing is doubling his movement speed each time then what exactly is causing him to go so fast as to cause the Big Bang? It's changing how FAR you can move not how FAST

Also if you want to get technical about it, all the Boots of Speed do in 5e is double your walking speed so even if somehow the trap made him run up the stairs super fast then the boots wouldn't have any sort of effect in that regard

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 11:53

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

You can just make something look like it came from Tumblr right? Like how there templates for other such memes?

It always really annoys me when you see the comments just descending down the page in that nesting style and you can almost tell people are just trying to outwit each other with some kind of funny comment or some sick burn so that a screenshot of their crowning achievement will last forever on facebook.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 02:10

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

If the line was pretty far from the front door, what was the brother doing out there? Who just orders pizza and sits outside to wait for them instead of making them ring the doorbell like a normal person? Why would he need to step over the line if the guy was already close enough to hand the pizza to?

Plus even going by Supernatural's stupid rules, if he were a demon he could have just gone around it. It has to completely block an entrance or be a closed circle to work.

People sometimes want to sit outside instead of inside? Don't particularly see the issue there.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 11:50

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

I currently work as one and i can slowly feel slowing hating people more and more. Perhaps i am already the demons.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 13:13

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Was pointed out in the IoSM thread, but this is clearly real because everybody says "what the gently caress *mom name*, mom" when they are trying to talk to their mother.

# ¿ May 1, 2017 22:50

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Bad language in what i guess is suppose to be a book report or movie review?SO WACKY

# ¿ May 6, 2017 22:26

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Sombody PLEASE clap?! I need validation!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 05:55

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

2 female teachers suddenly teleported into the room and clapped!

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 20:15

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

I mean that's cute and all but perhaps kids just like superheroes and superhero movies?!

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 14:56

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Wow what a rude dude, that person just wanted to be one of "funny" comments that everybody will see when that image gets shared everywhere later!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 21:24

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

You're right, you don't NEED to stimulate your kids in any meanful way, they just need a pair of boobs to look at!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 19:46

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Is there even enough stuff inside a can of AXE to spray it for 30 straight minutes? Woulden't the pressure be lovely after a while?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 13:11

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Haifisch posted:

Being banned from buying groceries because you got put in the wrong database sounds like something out of a lovely cyberpunk story.

Once Amazon buys out Twitter and their food delivery takes the place of actual supermarkets this will most definitely become the case.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 04:48

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Saying you work at Blizzard these days is probably not a good thing considering how badly WoW is performing these days.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 21:30

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Fake or not i have to awww because i can sympathize being half deaf myself, i never did or will have the help of a hearing aid though so good for the maybe imaginary kid :unsmith:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 19:55

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

I don't have the picture on hand sadly, but one of my favorite STDH is the one where OP suddenly has a panic attack mid phone conversation with a friend/boyfriend or something so the friend hung up and ran the 10 miles or so to be with OP.

This took only a couple of minutes to do and person having the attack didn't just assume they were abandoned when they would need help the most smh

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 16:52

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Pastry of the Year posted:

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

It's the most accurate way to weight yourself after all. Although I'm sure the long flowing hair added a few pounds to it.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 16:39

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Wasn't he the guy chasing Billy Joe and Bobby Sue?

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 13:03

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:47

The Shame Boy: Jan 27, 2014; Dead weight, just like this post.

Sombody post the one where the big scary black man on the subway actually likes pokemon and trades the OP for a Eevee or something

# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:39

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