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True or not, flashing a gun in your waistband at someone only 5 yards away is not a great idea surely? He could easily cover that distance and overpower her long before she got ready to shoot
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 08:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:27 |
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I can believe that a troper would get into the wrong side of a stupid debate over whether caffeine is better than alcohol, 100%
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 14:41 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:1. Anyone ignorant enough to think that an old Asian guy who doesn't speak much English is the height of comedy absolutely does not know if he's Chinese, Japanese, Korean, or anything else.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 13:09 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:I don't get the STDH here, plenty of people I know keep a slang word list when learning a new language.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 18:38 |
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hyperhazard posted:Sean Hannity is such a badass. Jui Jitsu? But he already said Krav Maga
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 08:40 |
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Also Dwayne Johnson is bald, living, superstrong and indestructible irl so you wouldn't even need to know he's a wrestler
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 17:17 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Wasn't that reddit thing basically a Seinfeld episode? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=For8y4DwOpA
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 08:15 |
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WampaLord posted:The Edgar Wright movies are heavily scripted, what with all the setup and payoff, I doubt very much it was improv'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOzD4Sfgag
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 16:55 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:What if, say, a small child fell into a gorilla enclosure?
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 13:11 |
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whoever documented a username/password with proddb write permissions should be fired, preferably into the sun
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 18:48 |
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As a pet owner and idiot, this is 100% plausible
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 14:54 |
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Imagine having to edit to save face because it turns out you're dumber than the strawman idiot you made up
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:33 |
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Also the British way of dogwhistling involves using the word bruv a lot
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 14:21 |
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quote:So, I’m walking up to a train station, in a quiet parking lot, at about 9:30 this morning, and three men are doing some sort of tree trimming thing, on the train station property... The guy in crane turns off his chainsaw and shouts down to me, ‘Hey baby! Hey, sexy! Hey, lookin good sexy, you made my morning!’ E: just for fun, here’s the top comment from the author jesus WEP has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Oct 20, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 22:53 |
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You mean the guys from the corporate division of A Couple Of Workmen, Inc.?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 00:38 |
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Sir Lemming posted:It took me a long time to realize that Mr. Potter was being racist when he referred to "garlic eaters" in It's A Wonderful Life “You are stdh” - Clarence
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 16:38 |
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minimum wage hotel James Bond
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 15:30 |
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how do you get interrupted yet not miss a beat idgi
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 15:01 |
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The letter is obnoxious but the neighbour sounds nothing out of the ordinary for old englishman
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 18:58 |
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i mean if your young children have lovely manners whose fault is that really
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 18:56 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:i'm pretty sure in this new edgy version it would be "bazinger" instead.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 16:05 |
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job.
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# ¿ May 19, 2019 18:09 |
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didnt need to click through to guess what party that dude represents
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 17:55 |
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drat thats a strong baby
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 18:19 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:A guy at work recorded himself farting six or seven times in a row with his mobile telephone during a lunch break, and he sent it to all of us via BluetoothTM and I used it as a text tone for some time, and once I was standing at the urinal in a nightclub and someone sent me a text message and I keep my phone in my back pocket so it sounded like I farted seven times in a row while pissing and a guy looked at me funny but he didn't say anything but he could've said something like "nice tooting, boy" only he didn't, no. Anyway that's my story thanks for reading.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 11:09 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:"Happy holidays" I said in fluent hijab.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 09:00 |
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that’s half of them. the rest take place on a golf course
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 10:31 |
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Piell posted:None, Rowling is a TERF, she would never allow a trans parent in her books
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 15:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:27 |
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maswastaken posted:That absolutely has to be one written specifically for the subreddit. There's just so much to point out.
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