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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Oh. I did not recognize them. Now I’m torn. I still like the tattoo, but I dislike pretty much everything about Apple. I guess I’ll call it a tie. steve jobs never wore a tie
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Emojis are available on every mobile OS and weren't remotely invented by Apple.
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I love the wonky eyed goat head on the left. 
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Endless Mike posted:Emojis are available on every mobile OS and weren't remotely invented by Apple. And I identify as a crotchety old man and am still mad that they're called emojis instead of emoticons and apps instead of programs. So I'm just fist shaking away at this tattoo.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I still like the tattoo, 
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Agent355 posted:And I identify as a crotchety old man and am still mad that they're called emojis instead of emoticons and apps instead of programs. So I'm just fist shaking away at this tattoo. Emojis and emoticons are different things 
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Is that the location of his dignity?
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LingcodKilla posted:Is that the location of his dignity? The upside down bike is confusing.
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So his bike died there?
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The_end posted:The upside down bike is confusing. Seriously, why would you get one facing one direction and another facing the other way?
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The_end posted:The upside down bike is confusing. so are the coordinates, if those are degree/time then why does it go over 60 minutes/sec? If it is suppose to read N 33° 39' 28.39" W 97° 13' 17.42" then that puts it in a field outside of Gainesville Tx. I live in the Dallas Metroplex which is a few hours away and kinda want to go see if there is a bike buried in that field
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rockcity posted:Seriously, why would you get one facing one direction and another facing the other way? Because people like to get a cliched wrist tattoo for their first and invariably get it upside because it "looks right" to them.
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rockcity posted:Seriously, why would you get one facing one direction and another facing the other way? It's the anti-bike for satanist cyclists
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Agent355 posted:And I identify as a crotchety old man and am still mad that they're called emojis instead of emoticons and apps instead of programs. So I'm just fist shaking away at this tattoo. The two words have no connection, even though they sound similar and describe similar things. "Emoji" is from the Japanese words for "picture" + "character", whereas "emoticon" is "emotion" + "icon". It's like "sheriff" and "sharif" which you would think would be connected but absolutely are not. Just a weird language coincidence.
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Mar 10, 2018 00:05
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It's still a bad tattoo and the dude who likes it is Wrong.
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Mar 10, 2018 00:06
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Emojis are just what people call emoticons now though
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Warner Brothers are getting hardcore drat
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Teaser poster for the new Mario Brothers film from Warner (executive producer David Ayer)
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Someone tell this moron which shoulder Satan goes on.
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Endless Mike posted:Because people like to get a cliched wrist tattoo for their first and invariably get it upside because it "looks right" to them. Please stop doxxing me
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Mar 10, 2018 02:36
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ladron posted:steve jobs never wore a tie Than I shall buy one, forthwith. I don't think this is puzzling. I didn't recognize the subjects as being Apple-related, but I find the aesthetic of the tattoo charming. It's not what the individual items are, it's the large assortment of small, colorful icons which I like.
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Endless Mike posted:Emojis are available on every mobile OS and weren't remotely invented by Apple. Nobody said otherwise. These specific emojis, however, are the ones available by default on Apple devices.
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Mar 10, 2018 05:29
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Jesus is trying to stick his fingers up the fetus's rear end. Satan has every right to flip him off!
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I like how Jesus is super pissed off but the Devil is just like laughing his rear end off
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Mar 10, 2018 07:46
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I call them smilies. Hey, you remember that guy with the Zune tattoo?  I mean, tattoos, plural.  Does anyone know what happened to him? The most recent news I found was from 2009 when he got mad at Zune and covered up one of his tattoos with this  which is Dick Cheney if had devil legs and a huge California raisin face and really buff arms, obviously.
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LingcodKilla posted:Is that the location of his dignity? It's dumber than that. quote:The coordinates lead to a old church in Richardson, Texas. It was where I came to know Jesus Christ and the church is no longer up and running/ together. But the lines are just for aesthetic appeal and the 2015 was the year, I don't remember the date unfortunately. And the cross at the bottom is just a cross. Source
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Jesus would be a lot chiller if he stopped wearing that silly crown of thorns.
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Never heard of "Rock - Paper - Scissors - Fuckoff" before, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't work.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Here are some tattoos that are bad for technical reasons, but also because of what they are. These are great, especially the neck one.  Here's one of Jim Jones. Classy.  I love Satan vs Jesus. Satan is so happy. Whats with the floating baby though?
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TotalLossBrain posted:It's dumber than that. Oh my ...
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HungryMedusa posted:These are great, especially the neck one. It's anti-abortion I think
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Never heard of "Rock - Paper - Scissors - Fuckoff" before, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't work. Jesus is clearly throwing "fingerbang".
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Speaking of fetuses...fetai? Whatever. Anyway, there exists another cat fetus tattoo which is not even comparable to the original. Here it is:  This is gross.
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HungryMedusa posted:
I think it's supposed to be him, and like Jesus and Satan are like having a working lunch meeting over his Destiny or whatever and Jesus is like you clearly ordered two drinks Satan and Satan is like gently caress you Jesus
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Vato posted:Speaking of fetuses...fetai? Whatever. Anyway, there exists another cat fetus tattoo which is not even comparable to the original. but... why.
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Code Jockey posted:but... why. Poor life choices? Poor impulse control? Little both?
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Code Jockey posted:but... why. it is well known that, in nature, some animals and plants have evolved certain markers to warn predators to stay away. A frog, for example, might be bright red, indicating to a potential predator that it might be a bad choice. Humans tattoo fetal kittens on themselves for the same effect.
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