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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

That's probably a pimp's tattoo on his victim

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Look carefully with your “I”s

Or don’t, though it is hilariously verbose for someone claiming street cred.

Ohhhhh those swoopy things are I. Well I guess it’s a little better then.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"4 sessions in" :psyduck:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

whypick1 posted:

"4 sessions in" :psyduck:

the artist has to work his way through his copy of "Learning to Draw", one chapter at a time

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Low pain tolerance maybe?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Subjunctive posted:

Low pain tolerance maybe?

Some small part of their brain is crying out “no! Stop!” and it’s felt as pain. A mercy, really.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

whypick1 posted:

"4 sessions in" :psyduck:

Ballpoints kept running out of ink.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

hyperhazard posted:

Ballpoints kept running out of ink.

Guards kept turning off the cellblock lights.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

whypick1 posted:

"4 sessions in" :psyduck:


Subjunctive posted:

Low pain tolerance maybe?

"Yeah this is supposed to feel like a rusty jagged knife stabbing you I am a Professional Tattoo Artist also this will be $200 an hour thank you"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gaunab posted:

That's probably a pimp's tattoo on his victim

gently caress you.

Modern slavery isnt funny.

Crab Dad has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Nov 7, 2018

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I accept your hatred for my tasteless joke.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, what an idiot...

...that tattoo isn't anywhere close to her heart

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Almost wish they’d just gone full fuckup with Haer in my Haert

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

What, so she has an Irish accent.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Here in my caer, I feel safest of ael

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Does she work in a gas station?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Doctor Zero posted:

Does she work in a gas station?

In New Jersey, no doubt.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The birds make me think Oregon though

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


New tattoo studio downtown let's see what they...



... oh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bad hands, bad face... thank god they didn’t attempt feet.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LingcodKilla posted:

Bad hands, bad face... thank god they didn’t attempt feet.

Feet replaced with a pineapple and a stack of tires

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



HISS
HISS
HISS
DUHHHHHHH
HISS
HISS

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIThoCBLRD/

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Lifeglug posted:

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon looking like a loving chuckle brother.



whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

That boy doesn't have a forehead, he's got a twelvehead.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

I know Matthew Perry hasn't aged well, but why would you commemorate that as a tattoo?

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

LingcodKilla posted:

Bad hands, bad face... thank god they didn’t attempt feet.

The hand looks like she's combing her hair with a melted spork.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Who the gently caress is tony robinson

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

SilkyP posted:

Who the gently caress is tony robinson

he played Baldrick in the popular British comedy series Blackadder, and also hosts a couple of different television shows about history. Unless I'm greatly mistaken, he hasn't expressed any particularly vile notions re: welcoming people of different faiths and ethnic backgrounds

Tommy Robinson is best known for trying to interfere with an ongoing trial (for various lovely and racist purposes that others can explain better than I), being officially told to Cut That poo poo Out by a judge, and then immediately doing it again and being shocked and appalled that it landed him in prison

e: the kicker is Tommy ain't even his real name, because his real name is hyphenated and at odds with the image he's trying to cultivate

SatansOnion has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Nov 14, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yuck. Woof. What a dog.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

That's shockingly better anatomy than a lot of the crap you see posted in here but then you get to everything below the elbow and the negative-space-inside-the-arms-that-i-guess-is-supposed-to-be-a-breast and things go straight to hell.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





i'm the negative-space sideboob

e;fb!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

SatansOnion posted:


e: the kicker is Tommy ain't even his real name, because his real name is hyphenated and at odds with the image he's trying to cultivate

No, it's even better than that! He changed his name from Yaxley to Yaxley-Lennon to seem more posh (though to be fair, Yaxley is his dad and Lennon is the stepdad who raised him), then changed his name to Andrew MacMaster and then to Paul Harris before settling on Tommy Robinson.

Also, his actual paid job is owning a store that sells tanning beds.

You can't make this loving poo poo up.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

No, it's even better than that! He changed his name from Yaxley to Yaxley-Lennon to seem more posh (though to be fair, Yaxley is his dad and Lennon is the stepdad who raised him), then changed his name to Andrew MacMaster and then to Paul Harris before settling on Tommy Robinson.

Also, his actual paid job is owning a store that sells tanning beds.

You can't make this loving poo poo up.

:allears:

also, lmao at picking "MacMaster", a surname only slightly more subtle in hiding broadcasting his insecurities than "O'Hugecock" or "McHasLotsOfFriendsWhoAllThinkHe'sRad"

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

CommonShore posted:

Feet replaced with a pineapple and a stack of tires

This is way funnier than it should be since that is exactly what is going on in that tattoo.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I'm one of the very worried skulls hanging out by the distemper paw.

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