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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

The Bloop posted:

have a gross mouse tattoo



Imagine getting your elbow ditch tattooed for...that.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

wait what thread even is this

have a gross mouse tattoo



wow couldn't even afford the naga, lol.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

whypick1 posted:

Imagine getting your elbow ditch tattooed for...that.

Wait, what the gently caress is the vein on the right over Rolon even supposed to be connected to?

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Nothing like paying money to make it look like your ditch has really angry varicose veins?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Nothing like paying money to make it difficult to get a blood draw on that arm either.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

The Bloop posted:

wait what thread even is this

have a gross mouse tattoo



I have that mouse! Surely if we met in real life I would point that out and we'd become fast friends.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Bloop posted:

I haven't had a three button mouse since serial ports
Unless you have the most basic of mice, your scroll wheel is also a clickable button.

Sorry, I can't find any bad mouse tattoos to accompany this information.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Knormal posted:

Unless you have the most basic of mice, your scroll wheel is also a clickable button.

Sorry, I can't find any bad mouse tattoos to accompany this information.

I'm sure it can be reassigned but typically that just does that fast scrolling garbage thing

Photux
Sep 3, 2012

Funny then, that such darkness gives me hope

The Bloop posted:

I'm sure it can be reassigned but typically that just does that fast scrolling garbage thing

By default in chrome, middle-clicking a link opens the link in a new tab, and middle-clicking a tab closes it, which are pretty handy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Photux posted:

By default in chrome, middle-clicking a link opens the link in a new tab, and middle-clicking a tab closes it, which are pretty handy.

Also in chrome, middle-clicking one of your bookmark folders will open all of them. It gives you a little pop up over a certain number ("Are you sure you want to open 49 tabs?") that not paying attention to will eat all of your RAM.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I couldn't find a lovely Chrome (browser) tattoo, but did find this in the process:

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
All corporate logos mean you got owned. Basically literally.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Jackin' With Jesus

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Huh, that might be the most sacrilegious and idolatrous thing ever created.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



At least that one managed to get it done on the correct arm.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

In addition to the terrible wanker's arm, jesus has something kind of weird going on with his chin/jaw/mouth region.

He appears to have a good two inches of facial real estate below his mouth.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

OwlFancier posted:

In addition to the terrible wanker's arm, jesus has something kind of weird going on with his chin/jaw/mouth region.

He appears to have a good two inches of facial real estate below his mouth.

That's what Jay Leno would look like with a beard.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Memento posted:



Jackin' With Jesus

I had a classmate in Wing Chun who had this but it was Bruce Lee.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

I don't recall Bruce Lee getting crucified.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Nostradingus posted:

I don't recall Bruce Lee getting crucified.

That scene was removed from the British release of Enter the Dragon, along with the nunchucks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Thirteen Orphans posted:

I had a classmate in Wing Chun who had this but it was Bruce Lee.

I think if I was getting a handy from a dead figure of adulation, I'd much rather it was Bruce Lee

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Memento posted:

I think if I was getting a handy from a dead figure of adulation, I'd much rather it was Bruce Lee

But, I mean, would you always feel obligated to death grip?

SpacePope
Nov 9, 2009

A new shop opened in my area a couple months ago and I just took a look at their portfolio. It's uh, something.





flying cum ?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

SpacePope posted:

A new shop opened in my area a couple months ago and I just took a look at their portfolio. It's uh, something.


This is just one lovely tattoo on Harley away from going from "aggressively mediocre at best" to "awesomely meta"


I can't get over how odd Joker's hand looks.

SpacePope posted:


flying cum ?

I love how the watercolor background already looks like a bruise.

Seriously though, what the gently caress is that supposed to be?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I think Harley Quinn and Joker tattoos have become my number one "do not interact with this person" flags. Besides swastikas and poo poo like that.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Those clipart hahahas are from Leto-Joker though??

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




So... here's a story about a lovely (in more ways than one) artist: 'He needs to be stopped': Customers angry at Raleigh tattoo artist who took their money and vanished







Apparently the dude changed his Instagram handle to try to hide from the people he scammed but chronic_tattoos and chronic_tattoo are the same guy. He also has a note on his account stating that he's not taking bookings right now.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


DOE'SNT

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



:nws: https://i.imgur.com/fyMxftP.jpg :nws:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gross but also that's some fuuuucked up leg/rear end anatomy.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



She's got weird horsey shins.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Kenning posted:

She's got weird horsey shins.

2/10

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Much like the famed r/relationships post about the guy who got a full chest tat of his dead 6 year old(?) brother, all I can think is: what woman in their right mind could possibly get turned on, let alone get off, being hosed by a guy with THAT staring you in the face when he's on top?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I looked it again and I think her blouse might be vac formed over her tit because the tit shape is still there even when the tit is half out.

Or maybe she has like a double yolker on that side WHO KNOWS.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




OwlFancier posted:

I looked it again and I think her blouse might be vac formed over her tit because the tit shape is still there even when the tit is half out.

Or maybe she has like a double yolker on that side WHO KNOWS.

that's_anime_titties.txt

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I can't decide if it would be less or more horrible if the art was competent.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Is that a piece of weed in the upper right of the gross anime tat? What is that?

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