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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

there wolf posted:

poo poo poetry is a low bar, but come on.

Like a soldier standing
On two feet I won't
Surrender nor will I
retreat.

What does it matter if metaphorical soldier is on two feet? Well it wouldn't rhyme without it, and that's important so lets break up the verse so the rhymes are randomly scattered through it.

That's stupid. A dead soldier is useless. Sometimes you need to strategically fall back.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:15

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Blendy: Jun 18, 2007; She thinks I'm a haughty!

I wonder if the person with the Ariel tattoo was born with one normal size arm and one shorter smaller arm and so it's a solidarity thing and not that the artist doesn't understand perspective at all.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:06

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Blendy posted:

I wonder if the person with the Ariel tattoo was born with one normal size arm and one shorter smaller arm

That's Finding Nemo :v:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 07:33

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

TotalLossBrain posted:

Nice rack, Cloud!

This is a real bummer because the Krabby hand is actually p. cool.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 18:57

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I don't think I've ever seen a single foot tattoo that I didn't hate.

Exception for humorous under-the-big-toe type poo poo I guess.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:59

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:48

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The uncircled JAMES reads like a passive aggressive jab at the "father"

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:50

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Emo bins can be fat, take James.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:53

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

I was trying to figure out what body part this was before I realized it's his entire side. It's also pretty red so it looks like he just got it all done in one go. GG word search man!

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:54

Living Image: Apr 24, 2010; HORSE'S ASS

Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

I saw this and went 'nooooo' out loud. Awful.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:07

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Look at how skewed the L in "real" is.

LOOK

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:15

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I actually kind of like the concept, but yikes

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:20

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

Top row has a "moran" which is almost moron, if that helps.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:46

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

rydiafan posted:

Top row has a "moran" which is almost moron, if that helps.

whoops that's an edit on the Brian but not the moran :lol:

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:49

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

Phimosissy posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a single foot tattoo that I didn't hate.

Exception for humorous under-the-big-toe type poo poo I guess.

I would post mine, but I don't have a photo of them this second. I will admit that I haven't seen a ton of good feet tattoos, but I have seen some other good ones. Mine are also now part of much larger tattoos though. Both will be full leg sleeves before too long.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:00

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

rockcity posted:

leg sleeves

trousers?

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:12

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

Shithouse Dave posted:

trousers?

Yeah, I've had a bunch of joking names for them. Leggings, pants, crotch high socks.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 15:35

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

That is a tremendously stupid new way to get some dumb rear end cliche phrase tattooed on you. Props to the guy for that I guess.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 15:52

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Phimosissy posted:

whoops that's an edit on the Brian but not the moran

Wasn't Brian Moran that guy that was literally trying to alchemy his own turds into gold?

Edit: Nope. Turns out it was Paul Moran
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-man-who-tried-to-turn-his-faeces-into-gold-is-jailed-28671404.html

B.H. Facials has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Jan 16, 2017

# ? Jan 16, 2017 15:56

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

what a fuckin dweeeeeeeeeeb

# ? Jan 16, 2017 16:11

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Retro Futurist posted:

I actually kind of like the concept, but yikes

Concept MIGHT be fine if it's words that can be read in any order, like the names of his wife and kids or something. Once it's a sentence that must be read sequentially it's terrible.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 16:20

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

turd search

# ? Jan 16, 2017 17:07

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

rydiafan posted:

Concept MIGHT be fine if it's words that can be read in any order, like the names of his wife and kids or something. Once it's a sentence that must be read sequentially it's terrible.

"ANY CAN BOY BE A FATHER IT TAKES A REAL TO BE MAN A DAD"

# ? Jan 16, 2017 17:14

ICHIBAHN: Feb 21, 2007; by Cyrano4747

It's a fuckin awful concept

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:22

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

strangemusic posted:

"ANY CAN BOY BE A FATHER IT TAKES A REAL TO BE MAN A DAD"

Tasteless Tattoos: MAN A DAD

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:28

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

The concept is actually the worst part

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:52

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

rydiafan posted:

Concept MIGHT be fine if it's words that can be read in any order, like the names of his wife and kids or something.

Then he has another kid and has to call her Txrypoew to make it fit.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:51

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Qwertycoatl posted:

Then he has another kid and has to call her Txrypoew to make it fit.

Just fill the whole thing with names you like and find and cirlce them as they are born !

Or wait til the kid is old enough to find their own name, let them cirlce it, and then tattoo their circle :shobon:

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:24

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Spotted a goatse chestpiece on Facebook

# ? Jan 17, 2017 02:57

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

sweeperbravo posted:

Just fill the whole thing with names you like and find and cirlce them as they are born !

Or wait til the kid is old enough to find their own name, let them cirlce it, and then tattoo their circle

Or tattoo a shitload of names all over you, stand on a turntable naked, and have the kid throw a dart at you.

Not all of my ideas are good.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:55

a computer ghost: May 30, 2011; an unhackable cat???

Male Tears posted:

Spotted a goatse chestpiece on Facebook

Congrats you've just ruined claddagh rings for me.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 04:54

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:05

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

That looks like it was drawn by the animators at Dingo Pictures

e: Lmfao is that the angel's hand in between their chests all squashed up in there???? The more i look at it the better it gets

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:59