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strap on revenge posted:it wasn't even a horrible tattoo It wasn't great but it was infinitely better than burn victim bat-scar
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What the gently caress did she use? I'm getting 'black salve on the nose' flashbacks
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May 12, 2017 15:50
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It was one of many bullshit products that you tattoo into the existing tattoo. I have a friend that had some words on her stomach that she hated, and she tried this (after many attempts from me trying to steer her towards laser instead). She now has the exact same letters, but as scars. If she had even done one session of laser removal, we could have at least covered it up.
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May 12, 2017 15:54
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ToastFaceKillah posted:It was one of many bullshit products that you tattoo into the existing tattoo. I have a friend that had some words on her stomach that she hated, and she tried this (after many attempts from me trying to steer her towards laser instead). She now has the exact same letters, but as scars. If she had even done one session of laser removal, we could have at least covered it up. How do you not google the snakeoil you are going to use and if there are any pictures of terrible scars run the gently caress away? This is people who are trying to fix a permanent problem they did to themselves too, you'd hope they think it though this time... Was it the price of laser? Or some essential oil, doctors are bad, lets rub cannabis on it mentality?
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May 12, 2017 16:03
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ToastFaceKillah posted:It was one of many bullshit products that you tattoo into the existing tattoo. I have a friend that had some words on her stomach that she hated, and she tried this (after many attempts from me trying to steer her towards laser instead). She now has the exact same letters, but as scars. If she had even done one session of laser removal, we could have at least covered it up. How is this a thing? Can you link one of the products? Like, how can anyone in their right mind think injecting stuff into a tattoo will remove it...? How could anyone think that's a good product to market? 
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May 12, 2017 16:07
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Johnny Truant posted:How could anyone think that's a good product to market? The answer to this one is easy. Give no fucks, make outrageous promises, dodge any legal responsibility, collect money.
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Tattoos that you can hear! http://wtop.com/tech/2017/05/listen-new-app-plays-audio-tattoos/ Here’s how it works: Using a still-in-the-works app or online, a person who wants a sound wave tattoo will upload a recorded sound or video to the Skin Motion platform. “Any way you can provide the data, we’ll be able to turn it into a sound wave, and give it to you, so it can be tattooed by one of our artists in the artists network,” said Siggard. “Some limitations are it has to be flat, and not bend around some body parts.” After receiving the tattoo, the owner will take another picture of it with the app, “and within a few hours it’ll be able to play back, with the app.” Asked how long the audio files can be, Siggard said “Right now we’re thinking they’re going to limited to a minute, but that’s an arbitrary number that could change.” Since he’s hustling to get ready for launch, as video of the concept is spiking interest, and gathering a network of tattoo artists who can execute the sound waves, Siggard isn’t sure what the tattoos will cost. “We don’t have that figured out yet,” he laughs. “I’m halfway to figuring out the cost of the tattoo will be just to service it.” This chick got hers of her dog yipping (to go with her other tattoo of the same dog, she really loves that dog): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVsXARjQc_w#action=share
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May 12, 2017 16:46
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cinni posted:Tattoos that you can hear! drat, beat me to it! I've seen this poo poo pop up like three or four times on my FB feed so far. "Look, I got a tattoo of my dog's bark!" gently caress off. Can't wait for people to start getting them and when played back it's like "HAIL SATAN"
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May 12, 2017 17:18
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So it's basically just a QR code that tells the app to play a prerecorded sound? So when their servers inevitably go offline in a few years it won't play anymore, but it will cost way more than just getting a tattoo of a sound wave? K...
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May 12, 2017 17:55
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Chitin posted:So it's basically just a QR code that tells the app to play a prerecorded sound? So when their servers inevitably go offline in a few years it won't play anymore, but it will cost way more than just getting a tattoo of a sound wave? K... And it takes several hours for the app to process it!
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May 12, 2017 18:05
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I think they mean "several hours after you finish getting tattoo'd it's ready to be scanned" not "take several hours for it to scan and playback"
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May 12, 2017 18:09
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It would be interesting if a serial killer tattooed messages through this on his victims bodies for the police to find and listen to, but other than that it seems pretty lame.
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May 12, 2017 18:09
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That's on season 3 of SVU, right?
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May 12, 2017 18:16
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I was going to say "good luck finding shops that will be willing to be partners with this garbage", but then again I know of a tattoo shop that's in a mall here in CT.
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May 12, 2017 18:17
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IUG posted:I was going to say "good luck finding shops that will be willing to be partners with this garbage", but then again I know of a tattoo shop that's in a mall here in CT. Oh, Generation X, a mall staple 
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May 12, 2017 18:23
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The way ink spreads as time passes, I don't think the tattoo would even work with the app after about a year. What a waste.
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May 12, 2017 18:26
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I doubt that. I'd imagine it's scanning the waveform area and using some fuzzy logic to match it to the corresponding waveform on their servers then playing it back. If it was recreating the sound from the image, but there's no way in hell the tattoo would be detailed enough or your camera high-res enough to do that.
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May 12, 2017 18:31
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whypick1 posted:I doubt that. I'd imagine it's scanning the waveform area and using some fuzzy logic to match it to the corresponding waveform on their servers then playing it back. If it was recreating the sound from the image, but there's no way in hell the tattoo would be detailed enough or your camera high-res enough to do that. Yea, it's definitely something like a QR code that just happens to look (vaguely) like a sound wave.
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May 12, 2017 19:58
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After this service dies, you're still stuck with the lovely tattoo (since I imagine no good shop would sign up for this).
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May 12, 2017 20:39
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Bees on Wheat posted:shrinky dinks 
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May 14, 2017 20:36
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Legit owns. Although this is the tasteless tattoo thread, not the bad tattoo thread, so I guess it fits.
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I'M FLYIN' OVER YOUUUUUUUUU, GOODBYE HORSES drat I just watched a late night screening of Silence of the Lambs the other day too. A++ for including nipple ring. Minus ten points for lacking Precious. strangemusic has a new favorite as of 23:22 on May 14, 2017 |
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rydiafan posted:Legit owns. Yeah quality notwithstanding I wouldn't immortalize that scene on my flesh
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strangemusic posted:A++ for including nipple ring. Minus ten points for lacking Precious. Minus 5 points for forgetting the rib cuts tattoo. Edit: agreeing that quality is solid, but what a sang tattoo to get. Also not crazy about how they did the hair cause buffalo bills hair was nothing like that but eh.
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May 15, 2017 06:19
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It's pretty obvious they were going for "cute, stylized" buffalo bill, not realistic buffalo bill.
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May 15, 2017 14:45
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Kewpie dolls are all disgusting and I hate them
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May 15, 2017 14:47
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Johnny Truant posted:Kewpie dolls are all disgusting and I hate them The Kewpie was my highschool mascot and I agree with you. 
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Blendy posted:The Kewpie was my highschool mascot and I agree with you. For a second I thought that said "Hamas Boy" and I got very confused.
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mediocre dad okay posted:For a second I thought that said "Hamas Boy" and I got very confused. Well, I know what I'm getting next
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May 15, 2017 22:01
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Here ya go: https://instagram.com/p/BUUzlZYDL9r/ For them soundy/heary tattoos
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May 20, 2017 20:09
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One of the local places posted this, usually they do better.
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May 20, 2017 20:14
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So many poor life choices in just one image
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May 20, 2017 20:19
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whypick1 posted:So many poor life choices in just one image Even the tattoo has bad tattoos... This is meta as gently caress
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May 20, 2017 20:21
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Mandactyl posted:One of the local places posted this, usually they do better. Oh god, it's that awful one hit wonder band Crazy Town.  Never noticed how  she is.
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Hmm not quite a grade 1 pannus, but he's working on it.
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May 21, 2017 00:42
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At least the missing apostrophes can be added. And points for getting the right "you're".  I shudder to think what's above that piece though.
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https://twitter.com/wwedwwe/status/865207846954258433
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whypick1 posted:At least the missing apostrophes can be added. And points for getting the right "you're". It's an album cover, and that's how it's written: 
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