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Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Chichevache posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCU9XjI2oaE

That led me to here - GG Allin live :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSSB8b7mNZo :nws:

and slightly :nms:

An interesting watch...

This may not be the place for it but it shows some bad tattoos. Anyway, can anyone tell me what that song is at 8:20? It starts off like War Pigs but pretty sure its not.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 22:16

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Well done. Needs a cross post but I've had my fill of memes for the night.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 07:12

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Relevant to the kanji tattoo talk:

http://www.reshareworthy.com/asian-character-tattoos-gone-wrong/

Specifically #20 at the bottom

"What these characters actually mean: The character is actually the Japanese katakana ホ(ho) not 木 (ki, tree). The mistaken use of �ho� is quite unfortunate considering the woman as both subject and canvas. And yes, the hip-hop slang meaning of �ho� (whore) is known in Japan and written with the same character."

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 04:54

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Found it in archives. Page 88 of "Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n poo poo"

Edit: Search > threadid:3632005 if anyone is curious about the last thread.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 07:01

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

I found this amusing

In the imgur gallery titled "Nailed it" no less.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:18

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Snowy posted:

Are there really none of those with a hot babe done just for jerking off?

Do you wanna be the one to GIS that? I know I don't.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 06:49

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 07:47

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

From here: http://imgur.com/gallery/EhrDC/

Some have already been posted here, but a few new ones to me.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 10:23

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

ilysespieces posted:

I am a member of a Facebook group that's mostly about makeup but people go off topic a lot. And today's off topic post was about tattoos. I saved ~80 tattoos to share, too bad imgur only allows 50 in an album.

Here's the album of my "top" 50 terrible tattoos so far

Bottom right: but still, like air, i'll mist (?)
Fake Edit: rise

Jennifer Aubrey
Took me way too long to figure that out.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 07:18

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Thin Privilege posted:

Isn't that the Russian girl who got a tattoo artist as a boyfriend after talking to him only once online, and he tattooed his name on her face?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 09:39

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

AUG thread delivers again:

ish? Kinda?
https://i.imgur.com/PfuFltd.jpg

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 04:30

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm the two guys in a horse costume, silhouetted against the moon

I can't unsee this now and loving :lol:

There are a poo poo ton of these things...

Not all of them bad, but drat, get a little original.

Knee has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Mar 3, 2017

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 06:39

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 09:07

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

for cartoon cocks and balls spurting on themselves. yolo!
http://i.imgur.com/pwsAd4m.jpg

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 13:31

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

When's Game of Thrones coming back?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 21:51

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

cyberia posted:

Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/gpGtF2v.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8Ol5RCA.jpg :nws:

Bonus

http://i.imgur.com/DCaoq8Q.jpg :nws:

Fake Edit: so glad I clicked Preview on this post first... forgot to change those auto IMG tags to URL tags.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 18:47

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Johnny Truant posted:

That flower's cock is huge

New thread title right here.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 02:18

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

AUG thread once again.

Watrick posted:

I want to punch this guy in his face for so many reasons:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 10:07

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

^^ That's straight out of a loving horror movie, holy poo poo. People lips aren't meant to cut that far back into their cheeks.

Some Ichi the Killer poo poo right there.

Knee has a new favorite as of 22:23 on Apr 8, 2017

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 22:20

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

That flower's cock is huge.

New thread title right here.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 08:39

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Assault rifle swords? Are those supposed to be bayonets on the ends?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 07:07

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Wait, this whole "father meat" thing.. translate says 父肉 is Chichi niku.

Chichi is slang for boobs... so Boob Meat?

I'm uhhh, looking too much into this.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 22:53

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 21:49

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Antivehicular posted:

Now I want that infinity sign, but with just "Word." Or "Insert Text Here"

Field Mousepad posted:

Nah infinity symbol with goatse in it. You will be immortal.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Need more bad tattoos in this thread.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 13:01

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 13:08

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 13:15

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 14:06

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

This thread needs more bellybutton butt-holes.

A little :nws:

ish maybe? I'll link a couple just to be safe, let me know if you think I need to change some others to straight URLs

No ring.
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Not butt-holes, but still...

Probably :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/UYOebSS.jpg

Possibly :nws:

(maybe it's fine, I mean, it's badly done and all)
http://i.imgur.com/90aRfNX.png

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 07:56

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Accountants with tattoos? No way. Accountants are appallingly dull, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. No way they would get tattoos.

(I know the link's not a tattoo, but I think I have posted more than enough to get away with one Monty Python skit.)

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 01:50

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

LanceHunter posted:

Not having tattoos is an important qualification for being a manager

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 22:55

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 when he goes all evil monster form.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 01:36

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

More: https://imgur.com/a/DGr0b

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 07:22

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 23:11

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Thin Privilege posted:

That�s gonna be a nice blob in two years.

That's a "nice" blob now.

I really don't understand that style of tattoo. They always just look like a bruise or like someone spilled something on themselves.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 08:58

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Beer_Suitcase posted:

I have a meme tattoo I got for free.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiDhZGKBEiN/

Yup, that frog does look like he has a big black dong.

Oh wait, this isn't the "photos that look NWS" thread. My bad.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 02:19

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

You can give dogs fake balls.. same with people.

Fake edit: Also, don't they no longer remove the balls, they just give the dog a vasectomy?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 06:33

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

I can't say for sure, but I believe my cat was given a vasectomy, I think. Don't know about dogs, that's why I phrased it as a question.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 14:38

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Not to continue the animals nuts derail but ya, I don't really know, it was 10 years ago and all I really remember was that I couldn't adopt and take my cats (brother and sister) home for a while because the were found in a bag in a dumpster by a construction worker just before they would have gotten crushed. They were pretty messed up and needed a lot of care. I know they don't de-claw anymore cause it's horrible for the animal, I thought maybe lopping off nuts was a thing that didn't happen as well, cause "ethics" or something. My bad.

Here have a slightly :nms:

tattoo? Sort of real looking bullet wounds tattoo.

https://i.imgur.com/9hWYl8L.jpg

# ¿ May 3, 2018 07:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Looks to me like some kind of Venom eyes/face with a peeled banana on his head that reveals a carrot? The jaw of a bearded old man. The hands and arms of a strong-man burn victim holding some guns, because why not? Then, the torso and legs of a muscle bound tiny-man, crotch bulge included. Continuing with the Greek/Roman style sandaled feet, matching the size of the tiny-man body. And we finish with wings both scaled and feathered.

# ¿ May 8, 2018 22:49

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