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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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PCOSBill admits he doesn't want to make friends with his neighbours because they're black, footage at 11.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I had the joy of seeing a winged dick on a lady's arm at work today, it was only 1.5" long. Sad, really.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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One Swell Foop posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

I prefer the golf ball.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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That's the wrong type of love for father and daughter! No!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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PCOS Bill posted:

Because TFR has a giant crybaby mod moderating a playpen full of crying babies who all need a diaper change.

You have the weirdest fetishes, man

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Oh my god that is magical

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Kwyndig posted:

Please tell me someone paid him to do that. I can't imagine why anyone would willingly tattoo the name of a serial sexual predator on their forehead otherwise.

Kindred spirits.

I like the tattoo, lets me know I should run away fast if I'm approached.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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PCOS Bill posted:

Sucking a big pig teat

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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super size soft serve posted:

drat, I wanted to get one of those cubes based on the posts above, but the loving shipping is as expensive as the thing itself.

You'd think with making over $6 million with a $15,000 goal they could pay for the shipping themselves.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Inzombiac posted:

I don't even like cats that much but I love this.
Mmmm I love it!

I love cats and pizza so this is really the best thing to me.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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The longer you look the worse it gets.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Now look at her back.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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http://imgur.com/Il0l7g6:nws:

Shrimp on the Barbie

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Why would you get a giant tumor tattooed on you?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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captainOrbital posted:

Why is it that only the people that have poo poo that's not worth stealing are plastering their IGs with watermarks?


I wouldn't be surprised that they think their work is good enough that the images will get 'stolen' for listicles by websites like Buzzfeed, 9Gag, Bored Panda, The Chive etc and no one will know who did it and that just wouldn't be fair!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Is that an IUD?

Indeed it is.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Pokey Araya posted:

I kinda want to start a punk band called "IUIED"

Considering the pain an IUD causes during insertion they should just be called this anyway.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Bombadilillo posted:

I googled for a vasectomy tattoo. There was 1 and it wasn't good.

What the heck thread do you think this is?!?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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hyperhazard posted:

Amputated foot in hands.



That's some goddamn body horror poo poo right there.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Zil posted:

Lights off or from behind.

Could be worse though, missionary with the cat womb tattoo woman.

How goddamn short are you that your face would be level with her belly during missionary?!?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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"These 19 Gorgeous Simplistic Tattoos Will Give You Life And We Can't Even" - Buzzfeed article written by a white girl

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Gonna say it's the only good meme tattoo in human existence. It's meta is all gently caress.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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That sure is something.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

That wasn't this vvv

Same ballpark though


Uh, maybe link and :nws: that poo poo?

Now fix your quote!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Sleeves go on arms, that's a pant leg.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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sweeperbravo posted:

thought it read

T
H
I
G
H

I thought it was supposed to be THICC but even more of a failure.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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That loving rules. I wish I had knee surgery now. Likely just a matter of time honestly

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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ZombieJesus posted:

I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows!





The crescent phases were replaced with the gibbous from the opposing sides.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Many ex-pats don't bother learning the language outside of ordering in restaurants snd communicating with cab drivers. Source: I know a lot of Canadian Snowbirds who live in Mexico 6 months a year and still don't speak Spanish.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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No picture because real life. A guy had the first joint of each finger next to the knuckle tattoed with black fuzzy blobs except the ring fingers, which extended as thick black lines from his finger up his arms to his elbows. The black was all mega faded and patchy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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That should be on asses, not legs.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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sout posted:

dignity

I made my cat jump when I snort laughed. Good one.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Teddyboy Greg is unnervingly hideous. Not many people make me physically recoil but he's one of them.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I'm the lye

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Yas posted:

Is that a drawing of the tattoo in the back left?

The tattoo is a tattoo of the drawing.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Are they supposed to be wind turbines?

It's a travel tattoo so they're planes. "See the world singular tree before you die"

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