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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Master gave Dobby a used horse condom

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Based on the presence of a bear, a forest, and a coil of something, I think the tattoo is about the age old question: "Does a bear poo poo in the woods"?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Never heard of "Rock - Paper - Scissors - Fuckoff" before, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't work.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

OMFG, that is just diseased :catstare:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Can you imagine touching that monstrosity?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Is this a passive aggressive bust on his mom, or is he just missing a comma? We will always live without closure...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bombadilillo posted:

The 'oh deer'

An excellent idea.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

Maybe she was a sniper?

Or a cook in an army mess hall, and she was beaten to death with an overdone pot roast.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:



To be fair, the tattooist was dealing with an uneven surface.

The victim needs to spread on the firming lotion with a paint roller.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Judging by the images in this gallery, you are quite correct.

These are well-executed and I can appreciate the artistry, but it's definitely not my style.

Seconding this.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ricketyvickyt posted:



This link is basically this thread but on Facebook...
https://m.facebook.com/groups/430791947257203

A Wrestlemania mind in a Wrestlemania body, I'd say.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bored posted:

I love this awful tattoo, even though I feel kinda bad for the person who has it. The stupid tiger has a hilarious voice in my head. Like Owen Wilson trying to do an impression of Jerry Springer or something.

How about Roseanne Barr trying to imitate the sound of a tigress in heat?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

gently caress that guy for not calling it a tattoupee

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zombear posted:

An imgur dump of bad tattoos.

Here's a few from the gallery:



The rare and endangered Potato hawk.

Indeed, a Mr. Potato Hawk.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lechtansi posted:

I’m not one for the “can’t read what the text says “ thing that goons do, but this one clearly says Munster

The cross in the 'u' indicates that he's a Christian Munster!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Too bad his pinkie doesn't have a little
D
M
C
on it.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Mammal Sauce posted:

I'm the long, torpedo tit opposite of the small, hair-covered tit.

I'm the optical illusion of a third tit. Maybe she's supposed to be Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

I found out by reading the manga Tokyo Ghoul that body stitching is something people do.
At least it's temporary, unlike tattoos.



If only she had done a stitch in time...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I see that Jenga is a tool of the Illuminati.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wallet posted:

This is an awful tattoo for all kinds of other reasons, but what the gently caress is going on with the brick texture? All of the bricks are at a totally different angle from the planes of the building.

Plus, each stone / brick is about 50' tall, assuming constant scale of 1368/27

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Smirking_Serpent posted:

It's such a loving buzzkill getting on a Southwest flight these days. All you have are a pack of peanuts and their dumb loving magazine about the top ten artisan cocktails in the greater Nashville area.

I miss when you could kill half an hour checking out neck massagers, authentic Yankee stadium seats, weird tables made of women's legs, tree faces, and giant crossword puzzles. Those were the days.

Yeah, seriously, I don't want to read articles about "Three Perfect Days in Camden, NJ" or "The Epicure's Guide to Salt". Skymall was schlock, but it was amusing schlock: most of the amusement came from wondering "wtf kind of idiot would order anything from this catalog without being on a massive load of drugs?"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMEhVclMgN

Llacy(?) and Rhandy :confuoot:

Edit: gotta throw this bad mama jamma on here cause yuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJ_CBcgxED

I think that it's supposed to be Tracy but could also be Fracy

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It's even bad as a Ron Perlman tribute

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I hope that's an accurate portrait of a hideously deformed dog.

I think that this is the latest Dick Tracy villain, "Ruff-face".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm the oddly Christian UFO.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Doctor Zero posted:

Does she work in a gas station?

In New Jersey, no doubt.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sentient Data posted:

Just add a witch doing deadlifts next to the tattoo

The Wicked Witch of the Westside for Skinny Bastards

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I don't get it, what's the point

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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History Comes Inside! posted:

That's two left hands with the wedding ring fingers blacked out.

So two people with a terrible idea or one guy with hosed up hands and a terrible idea.

I see, thanks.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
The main wolf is actually the wolf that ate Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother and is wearing her head scarf as a trophy.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It's a view of goatse from the inside

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It's a picture of a hunter getting a glomp from Sasquatch.
:glomp:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

hyperhazard posted:

Watch out, that dude's going to kill and skin you, like in that Roald Dahl story.

I don't remember that part of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. :ohdear:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

nerve posted:

Those all suck really hard good post

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Knormal posted:

This is the worst rendition of "Venus of Willendorf" I've ever seen.

Also FTFY

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I'm waiting to see "Hair Pursued by Two Planets" come up as a tattoo now.
https://www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/hair-pursued-by-2-planets

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That's an Eames chair, from the same folks who made that lounge chair a couple posts up. It's a classic example of mid century modern figure that runs for about $300 just for new reproductions. Combine that with the minimalist style of the tattoo and the person is telling you quite a bit about their interests.

They probably go home to a house filled with dark Edwardian overstuffed furniture, cut glass, and knick-knacks, look at this tattoo, and smile at how they've duped the world.

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